Mateorocks: I beg to differ:[misanthropology101.files.wordpress.com image 500x500]
Cold_Sassy: FTFA: Here's the plan: Save your real gift for 48 hours from now. At about noon, give her the gift of mayonnaise...Are you men farking crazy?
6655321: Better than the gift from Jack McGurn to Bugs Moran gang in Chicago. Number one with a bullet..
poodebunker: Wtf was that all about?
blatz514: poodebunker: Wtf was that all about?I'm not sure. So I'm gonna start drinking.
poodebunker: blatz514: poodebunker: Wtf was that all about?I'm not sure. So I'm gonna start drinking.I'm on my way fix me one too. I'll stop for more booze and some snacks on the way. We'll try to figure this thing out.
ccc1138: What if it's artisan , craft, organic, local mayonnaise?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 393x296]
farkin_noob: My bf gave me a stuffed animal that his ex gave him. Even more farked up was that it was in a shelf in the closet and I have seen it. Then he made an appointment with his accountant today at 4, ruining the dinner reservations that I had made.Talk about best Valentines day evar!!!
Valiente: [www.americangrocery.co.uk image 850x850][www.starmoviesasia.tv image 547x330]
b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 540x720]
Bunkyb123: My hubby doesn't have to give me anything for Valentine's Day. It's stupid. He takes good care of me and adores me. I mean it. We don't need Hallmark Holidays. Ima make him a sammich.
xanadian: If you're not married to the lady yet, put a big f*cking diamond engagement ring in there, right on the top. It's the perfect mix of OMGROMANCE and WTF!??
hasty ambush: I have to say the current SO was less than appreciative of this years gifts:l
Brainsick: [valleypatriot.com image 424x283]
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