that one guy from that one place: In all seriousness, when I was in high school, I was dating a super crazy chick. I tried breaking up with her once, only to cave and take her back when she attention whored it up and "tried to kill herself". After couple weeks I couldn't take it anymore, I wanted out, and really wanted to drive the point home, so I broke up with her on Valentine's Day.I gave her a card telling her we were done, and an almost-wilting yellow rose. She never talked to me again, which is how it needed to be.
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Cold_Sassy: FTFA: Here's the plan: Save your real gift for 48 hours from now. At about noon, give her the gift of mayonnaise...Are you men farking crazy?
mr lawson: Cold_Sassy: FTFA: Here's the plan: Save your real gift for 48 hours from now. At about noon, give her the gift of mayonnaise...Are you men farking crazy?jury's out
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