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(Fork)   Bad Valentine's Day love poem thread. Come do your worst. Roses are red   (fork.com) divider line 508
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2014-02-15 09:52:43 AM  
Roses are red
Craigslist asked
Can you host
 
2014-02-15 11:38:29 AM  
Roses are red
What is this crap?
I'm a bad poet.
 
2014-02-15 12:20:53 PM  
Roses are red
Some holes are dinky
You may want to fist
Please first try the pinky
 
2014-02-15 12:36:48 PM  
Roses are red
Your dog is a mutter
At least he loves
Smooth peanut butter
 
2014-02-15 06:10:21 PM  
I had hoped I wouldn't have to do it but here goes:

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple syrple.
I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy was a pistol
I'm a son of a gun.

Roger Miller
 
2014-02-15 07:00:23 PM  
Roses are red
Some roses are white
After I finish this whisky
I'll be super tight

/...hic!
 
2014-02-15 09:25:18 PM  
Roses are red
Stars they do twinkle
I got Priest herpes
When I touched his dinkle
 
2014-02-16 12:00:01 AM  
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Why am I still up?
I should go to bed.
 
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