generalDisdain: Roses are redYou creeps make me shiverI'm gonna dive deepDown in poon river
shrthrdude: megarian: shrthrdude: There once was a girl named megThey guys, they started to begShe made them all waitThey were starting to hateHer ass, they all wanted to pegWait wait waitI thought I was doing the pegging.I once thought I was wittyI tried this little meg dittyI found I was wrongShe was using the dongAnd now it smells quite shiatty
Chris Ween: Roses are too expensiveAnd they die too soon to.I'd rather buy you lingerieand model it for you.
CatherineM: Porous Horace: CatherineMI sniff at the hemOf your ocelot-blue miniskirtOh, CatherineMForget about themI like when you cum you go *snert*hahaha.. wait, were you in my bedroom last night?!
generalDisdain: Roses are redBrown is my palmI went elbow deepIn the ass of your mom
James!: Quietly we made our lovewhile in your parents housethough when I went to clean it upyour father saw my dick
megarian: James!: Quietly we made our lovewhile in your parents housethough when I went to clean it upyour father saw my dickHuh. That's oddly specific.
SmackLT: Dammit, nothing rhymes with anal
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