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2014-02-14 11:27:45 AM  

Tziva: James!: It's cold in the winter
It's cold in our bed
I still can't wait to get in her
though she's several days dead.

oh god why isn't there voting

When it goes live, voting should be enabled.
2014-02-14 11:28:01 AM  
Roses are red,
The grass is green.
What the f*ck do you mean
You just turned 16????
2014-02-14 11:28:05 AM  

Tziva: James!: It's cold in the winter
It's cold in our bed
I still can't wait to get in her
though she's several days dead.

oh god why isn't there voting

Once it's full green
I'll bask in your flattery
each vote is a handjob
and my knob's ready to get splattery
2014-02-14 11:28:11 AM  
If you died in my arms tonight
I probably wouldn't violate you
2014-02-14 11:28:54 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
biatch back dat ass up
The one filled with poo
2014-02-14 11:29:55 AM  
Rashes are red
Bruises are blue
The safeword is Schenectady
And I need a paddling from you
2014-02-14 11:30:12 AM  
Roses are red,
Your vag I must hunt.
Do me a favor,
And lift up your gunt.
2014-02-14 11:30:22 AM  
Roses are red
Their stems are green
I'm colorblind
So I don't know what you mean.
2014-02-14 11:30:28 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think I dinged your new car
But don't have any money for you
2014-02-14 11:30:59 AM  
One look in your eyes
For you my heart falls
Transfixed by your tits
Quite curious about your balls
2014-02-14 11:31:29 AM  
I saw you in the summer
and in the stormy weather
I watched you as the years turned round
hoping one day to be bound
and spanked while wearing leather.
2014-02-14 11:31:52 AM  
Dammit, nothing rhymes with anal
2014-02-14 11:32:18 AM  
Farkers dont see im 100 percent legit
And it aint about all that bullshiate.
Its about farking this biatch and that biatch
But nit the biatch with the 7 day itch
Like that ho, just throwin me the pussy
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
Shes bad, nobody is badder, but shes got more crabs than a seafood platter.

/rip eazy e
2014-02-14 11:32:24 AM  
Rose are gay.
Violets are gayer.
fark writing poems.
lets listen to Slayer.
2014-02-14 11:32:32 AM  
Roses are red
I don't mind your gunt
As long as you'll let me
do anal and skip the c*nt
2014-02-14 11:33:16 AM  
Roses are yellow.
Yes, they are too!
Guess what this means?
Friendzone for you!
2014-02-14 11:33:33 AM  
Roses are red,
F*cking you is nifty
Could you please give
Me change for a fifty.
2014-02-14 11:33:36 AM  
Red is the rose
And blue is the sky
Bite the pillow, my darling
I'm going in dry
2014-02-14 11:33:39 AM  
Woah. It got all gunty up in here.
2014-02-14 11:33:58 AM  
Roses are red
My love is free
Happy Valentine's Day
Enjoy the WIE
2014-02-14 11:35:20 AM  
I see you sitting there
Playing with your hair
It always makes me chuckle
When I see your mooseknuckle
2014-02-14 11:35:27 AM  
Here come the liters
to enjoy your wit
or maybe they'll say
What the f*ck is this sh*t
2014-02-14 11:35:30 AM  
I adore watching
The curves of your back.
But could you do something
About that stench in your crack?
2014-02-14 11:35:38 AM  
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fark you with a rake
2014-02-14 11:36:04 AM  
Stop your b*tching
I'm going to bed
Later on when you snore
Is when I'll get head
2014-02-14 11:36:28 AM  
I see my love approaching;
my heart races, as she knocks.
She need not try resisting...
Thin Mints cost four bucks a box!
2014-02-14 11:36:59 AM  

SmackLT: Dammit, nothing rhymes with anal

You're stunning in your pinstripe tweeds
Your heart cries out, and my heart heeds
Your love provides me all my needs
Now bend over; here come some anal beads
2014-02-14 11:37:28 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait... no, they're violet
Anyways, anal's cool, you in?
2014-02-14 11:37:30 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it wern't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish
2014-02-14 11:37:39 AM  
Carnal apple, Woman filled, burning moon
Ball-gag banana, Man stuck, spasmed poon
ER trip embarrassing, Doctors laughing
Thanks Obama
2014-02-14 11:37:40 AM  
Roses are red
Poetry's iffy
But at least the dog
Really loves Jiffy
2014-02-14 11:37:41 AM  
It's Valentine's Day
Let's go have a fun threesome
It burns when I pee

/Nothing says "I love you" like a lurid STD haiku
2014-02-14 11:37:58 AM  
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
What I got,
came from you.
2014-02-14 11:38:14 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you really loved me in bed
You'll let me stick it where you doo-doo
2014-02-14 11:38:17 AM  
Elmo is red
Grover is blue
Watch your cartoons
While Daddy deep-dicks you.
2014-02-14 11:38:27 AM  
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything's black
I can't see

-Stevie Wonder
2014-02-14 11:38:36 AM  
Hard as a rock my wedding vows
and diamond hard my penis
as I watch four dark skinned men
bang you mercy-li-less
2014-02-14 11:38:46 AM
2014-02-14 11:39:17 AM  
I believe brevity is the soul of wit:

Oh, god, you're so hot,
I want to fill you up with dick snot.
2014-02-14 11:39:26 AM  
Roses are orange
Violets are blue
I do all the movie posters
Coming to a theater near you.
2014-02-14 11:39:29 AM
2014-02-14 11:39:31 AM  
Rose bengal's red,
Copper is blue.
Get back in the lab
Or I'll fire you.

I love you
Like I love Pluto.
By the way, I
No longer consider you an adult.
2014-02-14 11:39:33 AM  
roses are red,
presents have bows.
now that it's green,
this thread is dildos.
2014-02-14 11:39:55 AM  
Violets are cool
Roses are thorny
I can settle for an internet 7
Do me, I'm horny
2014-02-14 11:40:01 AM  
Roses are red
violets are blue
your sister's not bad
and neither are you
2014-02-14 11:40:03 AM  
Roses are red
Stegosaurus are too
Tyrannosaur's angry
2014-02-14 11:40:14 AM  
Happy Valentine's Day!
Here's my turgid member
You know that you owe me
We haven't farked since December
2014-02-14 11:40:31 AM  
In the polls
I'm takin' a lickin'
But I still have you
So hold still, chicken
2014-02-14 11:40:32 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I shiat in the bath tub
And so do you.
2014-02-14 11:40:33 AM  
Roses are red
Winter is the season
I posted in this thread
For absolutely no reason
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