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2014-02-14 10:55:29 AM
I know we broke up
but today I am lonely
How about one last pity fark
at the very least blow me.
 
2014-02-14 10:56:09 AM
Goddamn fark filter is busting up my rhyme scheme.
 
2014-02-14 10:58:31 AM
Roses are red,
I work hard for a reason,
I made a snowman,
Made entirely of semen.
 
2014-02-14 10:58:44 AM
I'll be with you forever,
and not just for a little while.
Pay no mind to those naysayers
who can't see past "pedophile."
 
2014-02-14 11:01:09 AM
Green! Thanks, admins.

\o/
 
2014-02-14 11:01:12 AM
Roses are red
and I'll see you later
because after all
restraining orders are just paper
 
2014-02-14 11:02:30 AM
And now it gone green
And here come the liters
I'm measured in feet
Instead of millimeters

oh, that's not true///
 
2014-02-14 11:03:18 AM
Roses are red
This thread has gone green
I think we all need to thank
Our buddy Chris Ween
 
2014-02-14 11:04:18 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You should go to the doctor
Because so is your poo
 
2014-02-14 11:04:25 AM
www.i-am-bored.com
 
2014-02-14 11:04:32 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You will be with Ron
When I murder you

And I'm not going to lie
Its a sad way to go
When the police chase me
In my Ford Bronco

They will question me once
And I will deny it
They may question me twice
But the bloody glove still will not fit

I got away with murder
You may think I did it
But I'm a free man
So who gives a shiat
 
2014-02-14 11:04:44 AM

KingoftheCheese: Roses are red
This thread has gone green
I think we all need to thank
Our buddy Chris Ween


Oh, KOTC, you put admins to shame
Even though his rhymes suck, you should have thanked James!
 
2014-02-14 11:06:00 AM
I didn't shower
you didn't shave
we'll still have a freaky,
dirty valentines day
 
2014-02-14 11:06:54 AM
I love you.
You love me.
But my wife will get mad,
if you keep sending me BIE.
 
2014-02-14 11:07:05 AM
Roses are red
Your heart is black
Please be mine
Let's go smoke crack
 
2014-02-14 11:07:10 AM
Roses are red
The snow outside is sticking
Which of you TFettes
Wants my special deep dicking?
 
2014-02-14 11:07:30 AM

Spoon over Marin: KingoftheCheese: Roses are red
This thread has gone green
I think we all need to thank
Our buddy Chris Ween

Oh, KOTC, you put admins to shame
Even though his rhymes suck, you should have thanked James!


I didn't do it
I'm not to blame
though seeing this greened
...Oh god, I came.
 
2014-02-14 11:07:41 AM
Your body quivers with excitement;
your skin slides warm, against mine.
But could you please contain your flatus,
at least while we sixty-nine?
 
2014-02-14 11:08:30 AM
This year for V-day,
I received tons of sex tapes
There's only one problem:
They were from Bathia_Mapes
 
2014-02-14 11:09:02 AM
Hey it's Valentines Day
And we're all quite gay
This poem is a failure
Now get in my trailer
 
2014-02-14 11:09:55 AM
I have to admit
The queue has been stupid
at least there's nothing
from clairvoyant cupid.
 
2014-02-14 11:10:01 AM
It's cold in the winter
It's cold in our bed
I still can't wait to get in her
though she's several days dead.
 
2014-02-14 11:10:46 AM
My palms are sweaty
My balls are blue
I'm needing a woman
To make some snu-snu
 
2014-02-14 11:11:15 AM
Roses are red
This thread is green
Cuz subby was sucking
Some modmin's peen
 
2014-02-14 11:11:26 AM

Spoon over Marin: I have to admit
The queue has been stupid
at least there's nothing
from clairvoyant cupid.


Don't give subs ideas
That you'll soon regret
Else the queue will go full urea
And get reset
 
2014-02-14 11:12:51 AM
roses are red,
violets are blue.
spoony is gonna beat,
people who spam the queue.
 
2014-02-14 11:12:52 AM

daRog: Roses are red
This thread is green
Cuz subby was sucking
Some modmin's peen


He said he wasn't culpable
but I still blame ween
 
2014-02-14 11:13:35 AM
Roses are red,
I'll go back to lurking,
It's Valentines Day,
Commence with the jerking.
 
2014-02-14 11:14:20 AM
Has cupid's arrow found it's target?
Is that this aching, deep in my heart?
Ne'er before, have I felt such agony...

...never mind, 'twas just a fart.
 
2014-02-14 11:15:02 AM
I like you a lot
so you won't have to beg me
I'm ready and willing
if you want to peg me
 
2014-02-14 11:15:35 AM
Violets are Blue
My cock is pink
Two in the goo
One in the stink

/Shakespeare has NOTHING ON ME
 
2014-02-14 11:15:46 AM

Roses are Red / Violets are Blue

F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU


/motherf*cking eloquent up in this piece
//JUST KIDDING HONEY I LOVE YOU
 
2014-02-14 11:17:42 AM
Roses are red
my penis is blue
this cockring won't come off
JESUS CHRIST JUST PLEASE CALL 911!
 
2014-02-14 11:18:01 AM
This thread for poems went green.
It has multiple jokes about ween.
If you use these thinking you have it made,
You'll never succeed in getting laid.
And go back to the porn you have seen.
 
2014-02-14 11:18:12 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This thread is going green
So a big F*CK YOU
 
2014-02-14 11:18:35 AM
Roses are red
Waffles are blue
I f*cked your mom
And your sister too
 
2014-02-14 11:18:42 AM
It's our special day
so I got you these flowers
In return I expect you
to blow me for two hours
 
2014-02-14 11:21:16 AM
We waited for the holiday
to get all freaky deaky
but things got sort of out of hand
and now my butt hole's leaky.
 
2014-02-14 11:21:53 AM

KingoftheCheese: Roses are red
This thread has gone green
I think we all need to thank
Our buddy Chris Ween


I'm not to blame
So your thanks I can't take,
But just like a TFette's climax
My modesty is all fake
 
2014-02-14 11:23:18 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love you so much
I'll sleep in the wet spot tonight
 
2014-02-14 11:23:39 AM
Your love has left me aching,
and so deeply infatuated.
But I do regret this burning,
every time I've urinated.
 
2014-02-14 11:23:53 AM

James!: We waited for the holiday
to get all freaky deaky
but things got sort of out of hand
and now my butt hole's leaky.


You have your self to blame
For the uncomfortable nookie
I warned you not to eat
that pack of fat free cookies
 
2014-02-14 11:24:59 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Please will you let me
Anally violate you
(I brought lots of lube)
 
2014-02-14 11:25:06 AM

James!: It's cold in the winter
It's cold in our bed
I still can't wait to get in her
though she's several days dead.


oh god why isn't there voting
 
2014-02-14 11:25:32 AM

Spoon over Marin: James!: We waited for the holiday
to get all freaky deaky
but things got sort of out of hand
and now my butt hole's leaky.

You have your self to blame
For the uncomfortable nookie
I warned you not to eat
that pack of fat free cookies


Indian food
but in the end food
will never end good
butt stuff.
 
2014-02-14 11:26:04 AM
Oh oh Olestra
Make me feel like a molesta
Fat free foods made from you
Leave me leaky and blue
 
2014-02-14 11:26:23 AM
Roses are red,
Don't make a scene
Get on your knees
And deepthroat my peen.
 
2014-02-14 11:26:27 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
you're sleeping in the wet spot tonight,
Zzzzzzz....
 
2014-02-14 11:26:38 AM
Roses are red,
Hearses are black,
You may be dead
But you're still good in the sack.

//I'm so sorry, I'm very wrong in the head today, been up since 5AM.
 
2014-02-14 11:26:43 AM
I first saw you in September
We met in the month of May
And I will always love you
Though you keep trying to run away
 
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