skybreaker: NO. STOP IT.
MBK: Valentine's Day is tonightAnd Cat likes to talk smackWhich is kinda funnyComing from a mattress back
the_rev: We made love so sweetly,for hour after hour.I think I completelyused five pounds of flour.
megarian: Roses are redYou're a stupid c*nt
JohnnyBravo: the_rev: We made love so sweetly,for hour after hour.I think I completelyused five pounds of flour.Oh my god, that is the funniest thing ever. I did I spittake. Kudos.
RexTalionis: Ayn Rand saysthat A=AI think she's a lezWho like the vajay.
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