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(Guardian)   Top 10 sexiest works of art EVER. Sure, if you're into getting oral from an octopus while a kid with wings looks on as the Gimp waits by a ladder in the basement. And who isn't? (not safe for work, ready for critics)   ( divider line
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2014-02-14 08:50:55 AM  
6 votes:

2014-02-14 09:40:51 AM  
5 votes:
List fails without:

I mean, c'mon!
2014-02-14 10:08:59 AM  
4 votes:
Good evening. I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed ... IN ... in the history of my bed ... ART! Art. In the history of art. I'm sorry. The nude in the history of tart... call-girl... I'm sorry. I'll start again... Bum ... oh what a giveaway!
2014-02-14 09:56:06 AM  
3 votes:
"Okay, while the first whore is undressing, the second one is starting to work on the school boy.  Meanwhile, the Japanese woman is re-enacting scenes from 'Legend of the Overfiend' with a pair of octopuses and a literally fur-lined teacup.  The special effects crew starts making out with the model, but you can't see much of this part due to all the smoke, so we do a quick cut over to where they're letting loose the gimp.  He's stalking over to the office where the CEO is screwing his secretary on the table and two teenage kids are frozen in mid-makeout session.  Finally the whole scene dissolves to a single woman masturbating in front of the camera, and then finally she gets pissed on from offscreen while her naked infant son watches."

"So what do you call this act?"

"The Aristocrats!"
2014-02-14 09:52:00 AM  
3 votes:

And, this is for real, his name is spelled T-I-T-I-A-N.
2014-02-14 09:21:26 AM  
3 votes:
i do love that the Japanese have been into tentacle porn for at least two centuries.
2014-02-14 11:01:44 AM  
2 votes:

Skleenar: Sooooo.....

It's a fur cup.

Did it really need to be linked, not shown inline?  Am I missing anything?  Is a stretched visual metaphor really all that sexy or outrageous?

They're just sparing people's sensitivity to art, surrealism isn't everybody's cup of fur.
2014-02-14 05:29:17 PM  
1 vote:

WeenerGord: bughunter: [ image 850x637]

nice, who is the artist?

It was either Hanna or Barbera.
2014-02-14 12:02:58 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Rik01: Can anyone explain to me why so many 'Old Masters' portrayed women basically as pallid, kinda fat slugs? I mean, they tend to look overfed. Sickly. Small boobs too.

Giving birth was a dangerous endeavor back then for both the mother and the kid. So I guess they found women who looked like good breeding stock to be more attractive. Can't explain the lack of love for boobies though.

They loved big butts and they could not lie.
2014-02-14 11:06:46 AM  
1 vote:

DreamSnipers: He left out this:  NSFW
This is erotic, some of those were just weird.

That isn't a kiss. It's a guy playing the ocarina.
2014-02-14 10:40:01 AM  
1 vote:
Gee, I don't have the weirdest boner right now.
2014-02-14 10:26:14 AM  
1 vote:
There's a subtle difference between 'sexy' and 'explicit'. Some of these fall into the latter category.
2014-02-14 09:57:37 AM  
1 vote:
I thought the headline was trying to be funny. Turns out it was all there. Should have been called the 10 least sexiest works of art. That enormous black chick from American Horror sucking off John Goodman would be hotter than any of those.
2014-02-14 09:41:35 AM  
1 vote:
I think Back Door Cum Sluts 35 really should have made this list.
2014-02-14 09:40:44 AM  
1 vote:
Went to the Norton Museum in Palm Beach and unexpectedly walked right into this sculpture (NSFW): io n/
2014-02-14 09:36:29 AM  
1 vote:
I do believe they're missing a few classics such as:

Backdoor Sluts 9
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Flying Cumshots and Other Slippery Stuff 3
2014-02-14 09:36:00 AM  
1 vote:
What, no Tom of Finland's, "Hello there, sailor"?
2014-02-14 09:22:36 AM  
1 vote:
Japanese:  F*cked up porn fetishes since 1814.
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