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(BBC)   Piers Morgan has been questioned by British police over alleged phone hacking. Reports suggest his voicemail is full of messages saying, "you're a wanker", "you're a wanker", "you're a wanker"   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Piers Morgan, Daily Mirror, Mr Morgan, phone hacking  
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2014-02-14 10:36:05 AM  
3 votes:
Dear America,

Thanks for taking Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Stuart Varney, and sending us Kevin Spacey in return.

As reward, you may continue to borrow Daniel Day Lewis and John Oliver.
2014-02-14 12:07:56 PM  
2 votes:

Whatchoo Talkinbout: I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire. But, in his nuthin;.

I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire... but in his defense, I was likely the person who set his tonsils on fire.
2014-02-14 10:38:16 AM  
2 votes:
I can't help myself from bringing up in every Piers Morgan thread.

This man:

This man:

And broke his:

doing so.

And THAT is why Jeremy Clarkson is one of the greatest men to ever live.
2014-02-14 01:27:42 PM  
1 vote:
"If you're Piers Morgan, you might be a wanker." -- Jeff Foxworthy
2014-02-14 11:46:04 AM  
1 vote:
Should have stayed on Deep Space Nine.  At least he could fix things there.
2014-02-14 11:35:54 AM  
1 vote:

BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.


We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.
2014-02-14 11:13:13 AM  
1 vote:
All this time I was getting him confused with Piers Anthony
2014-02-14 11:04:38 AM  
1 vote:
In his defense, he is a smarmy, lying sack of shiat.
2014-02-14 10:33:09 AM  
1 vote:
When are they gonna investigate him for price fixing at Piers One?
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