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(BBC)   Piers Morgan has been questioned by British police over alleged phone hacking. Reports suggest his voicemail is full of messages saying, "you're a wanker", "you're a wanker", "you're a wanker"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-02-14 10:33:09 AM
When are they gonna investigate him for price fixing at Piers One?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-14 10:36:05 AM
Dear America,

Thanks for taking Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Stuart Varney, and sending us Kevin Spacey in return.

As reward, you may continue to borrow Daniel Day Lewis and John Oliver.
 
2014-02-14 10:37:29 AM
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2014-02-14 10:38:16 AM
I can't help myself from bringing up in every Piers Morgan thread.

This man:
www.bbc.co.uk

solodialogue.files.wordpress.com

This man:
www.resistthetyranny.com

And broke his:
img.fark.net

doing so.

And THAT is why Jeremy Clarkson is one of the greatest men to ever live.
 
2014-02-14 10:45:02 AM
Piers is one of the biggest coward douches on the planet.
 
2014-02-14 10:45:25 AM
I thought he was going to leave the states last year because we didn't pass gun control.
 
2014-02-14 10:51:41 AM
Probably just endless polemics against Arsene Wenger.
 
2014-02-14 11:01:58 AM
Ok, fine, so he's a bit of a wanker.  But at least he is extremely well spoken.
 
2014-02-14 11:04:38 AM
In his defense, he is a smarmy, lying sack of shiat.
 
2014-02-14 11:05:30 AM

lenfromak: I thought he was going to leave the states last year because we didn't pass gun control.


Isn't he living with Alec Baldwin as we speak?

And a wanker has a valid, useful purpose. It is quite unfair to compare it to Piers Morgan. Wankers everywhere are demanding an apology.
 
2014-02-14 11:05:53 AM
Nice try America, but we've never heard of this "Piers Morgan" guy.
 
2014-02-14 11:09:24 AM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

Wanker.
 
2014-02-14 11:13:13 AM
All this time I was getting him confused with Piers Anthony
 
MN8
2014-02-14 11:13:37 AM
What does questioning 'under caution' mean?
And yes, he is a d-bag.
 
2014-02-14 11:15:04 AM

durbnpoisn: Ok, fine, so he's a bit of a wanker.  But at least he is extremely well spoken.


Whaaaaa? He's a complete asshat who needs to be deported along with Just in Beaver.
 
2014-02-14 11:20:20 AM
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Wanker?  I think it means "great guy," "leader."
 
2014-02-14 11:21:44 AM
How is this un-insightful fuick on TV?  I mean I get the O'rielleys and Hannities and Maddows...American blowhards.  But who is listening to a Brit critique the US after being ran out of the UK?  How are his ratings not in the negatives?
 
2014-02-14 11:22:37 AM

MN8: What does questioning 'under caution' mean?
And yes, he is a d-bag.


the 'caution' is like the British version of Miranda rights (you do not have to say anything, etc). IANAL , but as far as I know, you don't have to be arrested to have it read to you - it just means the police's asses are covered should they later decide to charge him and use anything he said in it. It will also be done formally in an interview room and be recorded, so it's a step up from a friendly chat about what he knows

Also, yes he is a douchebag and frankly, you Americans can keep him
 
2014-02-14 11:32:41 AM
They should put him in jail forever.
 
2014-02-14 11:35:54 AM

BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.


No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.
 
2014-02-14 11:39:50 AM
He is 0 ratings.    0 likes on Facebook.
 
2014-02-14 11:46:04 AM
Should have stayed on Deep Space Nine.  At least he could fix things there.
 
2014-02-14 11:48:55 AM

Satanic_Hamster: I can't help myself from bringing up in every Piers Morgan thread.

This man:
[www.bbc.co.uk image 512x323]

[solodialogue.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]

This man:
[www.resistthetyranny.com image 431x500]

And broke his:
[img.fark.net image 355x330]

doing so.

And THAT is why Jeremy Clarkson is one of the greatest men to ever live.


I'd pay good money to see that.
 
2014-02-14 11:49:49 AM

Harry Freakstorm: When are they gonna investigate him for price fixing at Piers One?

[img.fark.net image 183x275]


Man, I'm in love with that woman.
 
2014-02-14 11:51:16 AM
I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire. But, in his defense.........got nuthin;.
 
2014-02-14 11:51:19 AM

BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.


Well, four bankers have died recently, all under 'suicide', so my guess is that someone has a Death Note.
 
2014-02-14 12:07:56 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire. But, in his defense.........got nuthin;.


I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire... but in his defense, I was likely the person who set his tonsils on fire.
 
2014-02-14 12:12:29 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I can't help myself from bringing up in every Piers Morgan thread.

This man:
[www.bbc.co.uk image 512x323]

[solodialogue.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]

This man:
[www.resistthetyranny.com image 431x500]

And broke his:
[img.fark.net image 355x330]

doing so.

And THAT is why Jeremy Clarkson is one of the greatest men to ever live.


www.topgearbox.com
 
2014-02-14 12:13:37 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I can't help myself from bringing up in every Piers Morgan thread.

This man:
[www.bbc.co.uk image 512x323]

[solodialogue.files.wordpress.com image 600x450]

This man:
[www.resistthetyranny.com image 431x500]

And broke his:
[img.fark.net image 355x330]

doing so.

And THAT is why Jeremy Clarkson is one of the greatest men to ever live.


THIS. Jeremy Clarkson is a BAMF
 
2014-02-14 12:29:57 PM

Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.


hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......
 
2014-02-14 12:36:41 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......


Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.
Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-02-14 12:39:13 PM

What_do_you_want_now: Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.
Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Or the Stig with brass knuckles?
 
2014-02-14 12:44:08 PM

What_do_you_want_now: Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.
Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Ooooo, maybe they could do it as a race.  Whomever gets to Piers Morgan first gets to punch him.  Have Jeremy on a motorcycle, Hammond on horseback, May in public transport and the Stig by foot.
 
2014-02-14 12:44:41 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: What_do_you_want_now: Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.
Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Or the Stig with brass knuckles?


Didn't the Stig's Chinese cousins do some damage to the crew in one episode, including a chop or two to James May?  Chinese Stig has my vote.   ...With brass knuckles!
 
2014-02-14 12:46:41 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Didn't the Stig's Chinese cousins do some damage to the crew in one episode, including a chop or two to James May? Chinese Stig has my vote. ...With brass knuckles!


Best Stig:
unlimitedhp.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-14 12:51:29 PM
 
2014-02-14 12:52:41 PM

MN8: What does questioning 'under caution' mean?


Roughly speaking, it means he's been read his rights, and anything he says can be used against him. It's one step up from "helping police with their inquiries", which isn't nearly as voluntary as it sounds...
 
2014-02-14 01:04:55 PM

czetie: MN8: What does questioning 'under caution' mean?

Roughly speaking, it means he's been read his rights, and anything he says can be used against him. It's one step up from "helping police with their inquiries", which isn't nearly as voluntary as it sounds...


as long as it leads to Morgan spending his remaining days in Britain...or at least not in the U.S.  maybe putting him in a Turkish prison will make everyone happy?
 
2014-02-14 01:09:29 PM
It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.
 
2014-02-14 01:17:14 PM

duffblue: It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.


So far, only one person has expressed interest in him being jailed, in Turkey.  Last time I checked Turkey isn't covered by the United States 1st Amendment.
 
2014-02-14 01:27:42 PM
"If you're Piers Morgan, you might be a wanker." -- Jeff Foxworthy
 
2014-02-14 01:44:16 PM

Satanic_Hamster: duffblue: It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

So far, only one person has expressed interest in him being jailed, in Turkey.  Last time I checked Turkey isn't covered by the United States 1st Amendment.


Well, it seems that Morgan IS gradually working his way towards prison.  First publishing faked photos about the military beating an Iraqi, and then hacking into telephones, what's next, driving around a van with no rear windows and "FREE CANDY!" spray painted on the sides?
 
2014-02-14 01:55:54 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: duffblue: It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.

So far, only one person has expressed interest in him being jailed, in Turkey.  Last time I checked Turkey isn't covered by the United States 1st Amendment.

Well, it seems that Morgan IS gradually working his way towards prison.  First publishing faked photos about the military beating an Iraqi, and then hacking into telephones, what's next, driving around a van with no rear windows and "FREE CANDY!" spray painted on the sides?


came to say this.
I dont care what he says on american TV, or what tripe he tweets. the guy is a sack'o'shiate for lots of other reasons apart from his puerile opinions
 
2014-02-14 02:50:24 PM

Slaxl: Whatchoo Talkinbout: I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire. But, in his defense.........got nuthin;.

I wouldn't piss down Piers' neck if his tonsils were on fire... but in his defense, I was likely the person who set his tonsils on fire.


Epic.
 
2014-02-14 03:19:04 PM
What are ya?

You're a wanker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo
 
2014-02-14 08:26:35 PM

duffblue: It's scary that you guys are talking like this. I hate piers Morgan more than most people, but I would never wish he be locked in prison for expressing his opinion. That's a really slippery slope to start down. Even though he would love to see my 2nd amendment rights taken away, I will still defend his 1st amendment rights.


AS a Brit does he have 1st Amendment rights?
 
2014-02-14 10:48:16 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: What_do_you_want_now: Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.
Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Or the Stig with brass knuckles?


The Stig's knuckleduster cousin...
 
2014-02-14 11:06:05 PM

ukexpat: Dr Jack Badofsky: What_do_you_want_now: Dr Jack Badofsky: Satanic_Hamster: BalugaJoe: They should put him in jail forever.

No.

We should have Jeremy Clarkson punch him again.

hey, you're risking down time for Top Gear with that idea, pal, so not too pleased with it.  Unless Jeremy had some brass knuckles......

Have the Stig do it.

Some say his knuckles have skin of stone, and that his punch can actually remove stupid from someone.
Some say that he knocked out Chuck Norris, and the blow was strong enough to call The Doctor to hide it from time.

All we know is....he's called The Stig.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Or the Stig with brass knuckles?

The Stig's knuckleduster cousin...


If if the Stig has a cousin capable of such a task, I am willing to let him carry out his duties.  The fact that Piers Morgan still lives on the U.S. shore is the worst thing imaginable.  God, please fortify the Stig with knuckles strong enough to knock this tool back to Liverpool in one shot. I don't care if that's where he's from.  Send him there anyway.
 
2014-02-14 11:27:29 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: If if the Stig has a cousin capable of such a task, I am willing to let him carry out his duties.  The fact that Piers Morgan still lives on the U.S. shore is the worst thing imaginable.  God, please fortify the Stig with knuckles strong enough to knock this tool back to Liverpool in one shot. I don't care if that's where he's from.  Send him there anyway.


onecitizenspeaking.typepad.com


www.topgearbox.com
 
2014-02-15 04:24:03 AM
Because it's always fun to watch, Piers Morgan getting beaten up by Brett Lee  (2:55 for the first hit)
 
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