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(Metro)   Although going through your boyfriend's phone to find dirt on him is bad, it's even worse to find out he's having sex with your dog   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-14 10:07:30 AM  
8 votes:
He's only 19. That's why they call it puppy love.
2014-02-14 08:50:05 AM  
8 votes:
Though she always thought it was odd that he would tell her he was going to be in the lab even though they didn't have a laboratory, she just let it pass and chalked it up to his quirky nature.
2014-02-14 10:36:41 AM  
7 votes:
He was just teaching the dog to come.
2014-02-14 08:57:54 AM  
5 votes:
Seeing that biatch behind her back.
the nerve.
2014-02-14 11:28:28 AM  
4 votes:
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Rhoe means Rhoe, Raggy
2014-02-14 10:18:55 AM  
4 votes:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


8/10

Dalmations were a nice touch.

Also throw him in jail, if he's in for raping a pit bull I think he'll be ok.
2014-02-14 10:49:40 AM  
3 votes:
We told you gay marriage would lead to this shiat.
2014-02-14 10:37:13 AM  
3 votes:
Dog Day Afternoon Delight?
2014-02-14 10:19:46 AM  
3 votes:
At least now she knows what to get him for his birthday...

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/saw these in the store the other day. WTF???
2014-02-14 10:16:06 AM  
3 votes:
Does this mean he won't be able to participate in the Prison Pet Pal program?
2014-02-14 09:15:09 AM  
3 votes:
And an ugly dog, too.  That's just wrong.
2014-02-14 01:00:37 PM  
2 votes:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This dog puts out,
Better than YOU!
2014-02-14 11:42:39 AM  
2 votes:
Once you go rover....
2014-02-14 10:11:06 AM  
2 votes:
Happy Valentine's Day!
2014-02-14 10:06:12 AM  
2 votes:
The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

Been there many times.
2014-02-14 09:06:06 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Seeing that biatch behind her back.
the nerve.


I blame the girlfriend, some guys like it ruff.
2014-02-14 12:25:13 PM  
1 vote:
So... an even 100 problems then?
2014-02-14 11:35:08 AM  
1 vote:
There once was a pit bull named Jaws
whose beauty did his owner give pause
a scratch for an itch
revealed the girlfriend a biatch
and not at all into menagerie trois
2014-02-14 10:54:32 AM  
1 vote:
Caught with marijuana too? Potheads think they can just smoke up forever without it turning into beastiality. Keep it schedule 1, don't let our children turn into a bunch of ravenous dog diddlers.
2014-02-14 10:38:16 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a FMyLife entry.  "Today I was bored and going through my BFs phone.  Good news: there were no txt messages to his ex.  Bad news: I have to get another dog, b/c mine is a filthy, lying, cheating BIATCH!  FML."

You deserved it: 2213                                                                   Your life does suck: 3
2014-02-14 10:20:48 AM  
1 vote:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


Well, it didn't say if the kid was top or bottom.
2014-02-14 09:25:36 AM  
1 vote:
The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

The fact he recorded it makes me skeptical.

Old and busted:  spank bank
New hotness:  spank kennel
2014-02-14 09:23:30 AM  
1 vote:
To be fair, subby should have mentioned that the biatch was a smoking hot Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

I'm not saying he should done it, but I understand
2014-02-14 09:15:42 AM  
1 vote:

syrynxx: And an ugly dog, too.  That's just wrong.


But...it's got a big ole smile on its face.
 
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