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(Metro)   Although going through your boyfriend's phone to find dirt on him is bad, it's even worse to find out he's having sex with your dog   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-14 09:03:03 AM  
3 votes:
You know, dog banging aside, if you find yourself actively spying on your partner just leave already, because it's gone.
2014-02-14 12:25:13 PM  
2 votes:
So... an even 100 problems then?
2014-02-14 10:12:24 AM  
2 votes:
He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are
2014-02-14 09:25:36 AM  
2 votes:
The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

The fact he recorded it makes me skeptical.

Old and busted:  spank bank
New hotness:  spank kennel
2014-02-14 10:37:13 AM  
1 vote:
Dog Day Afternoon Delight?
2014-02-14 10:36:41 AM  
1 vote:
He was just teaching the dog to come.
2014-02-14 10:29:31 AM  
1 vote:

Molavian: How ugly and bad in the sack do you have to be for your boyfriend to prefer your dog?


That's a bit of a reach.  We don't know he prefers the dog.

Maybe you fark Janet when Laura isn't around, but that is just because Laura isn't around.  Janet may be awful, but at least she's there.
2014-02-14 10:20:05 AM  
1 vote:
Although going through your boyfriend's phone to find dirt on him is bad, it's even worse to find out he's having sex with raping your dog

FTFY
2014-02-14 10:18:55 AM  
1 vote:

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


8/10

Dalmations were a nice touch.

Also throw him in jail, if he's in for raping a pit bull I think he'll be ok.
2014-02-14 10:16:06 AM  
1 vote:
Does this mean he won't be able to participate in the Prison Pet Pal program?
2014-02-14 10:11:06 AM  
1 vote:
Happy Valentine's Day!
2014-02-14 10:07:30 AM  
1 vote:
He's only 19. That's why they call it puppy love.
2014-02-14 10:02:41 AM  
1 vote:

Kome: Diogenes: She must be a terrible lay.  I blame her, too.

Meh, you can't really tell. People sleep around not because the sex is necessarily bad, but because they have a need or desire that isn't being met or fulfilled with their current significant other. Cheating in any form is rarely if ever about the partner (either one, honestly), but the person doing the cheating. Doesn't make it any less hurtful to discover being cheated on, though.


Well, I was being snarky.

And really, this is beyond cheating.  This is a whole different category of suck.  Guy's sick, not unfaithful.
2014-02-14 09:15:42 AM  
1 vote:

syrynxx: And an ugly dog, too.  That's just wrong.


But...it's got a big ole smile on its face.
 
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