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(Metro)   Although going through your boyfriend's phone to find dirt on him is bad, it's even worse to find out he's having sex with your dog   (metro.co.uk) divider line 109
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2014-02-14 11:01:58 AM  

neversubmit: Poodle pumper. Hound hitter. Pooch puncher!


Canine Crack Hammer
 
2014-02-14 11:04:27 AM  
Sounds like he really screwed the pooch on that relationship(puts on shades)
 
2014-02-14 11:10:24 AM  

neversubmit: Poodle pumper. Hound hitter. Pooch puncher!


I love that movie.
 
2014-02-14 11:15:10 AM  
I feel sorry for her, that's ruff.
 
2014-02-14 11:18:57 AM  
They had to seal the magistrate's hearing contents and the written constable reports after it reached the 50-pun limit which comes down the English Common Law.  Microphones were not allowed outside the courtroom for a block away, due to the laughter.
 
2014-02-14 11:19:11 AM  
So, was it a male dog? Because that would be homosexual, right?
 
2014-02-14 11:20:17 AM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


Maybe most Staffies aren't getting regular sex like this one.
 
2014-02-14 11:20:41 AM  
Well, at least the dog was alive, right? It's not like it died and he returned to it 4-5 days later to have sex with it. Within sight of a daycare. I love that thread so much...
 
2014-02-14 11:20:46 AM  

AngryDragon: Happy Valentine's Day!


This made me laugh FAR more than it should have!  :)
 
2014-02-14 11:22:30 AM  
Dollars to donuts this guy's a bronie.
 
2014-02-14 11:28:28 AM  
img.fark.net

Rhoe means Rhoe, Raggy
 
2014-02-14 11:35:08 AM  
There once was a pit bull named Jaws
whose beauty did his owner give pause
a scratch for an itch
revealed the girlfriend a biatch
and not at all into menagerie trois
 
2014-02-14 11:40:02 AM  

EdgeRunner: At least now she knows what to get him for his birthday...

[img.fark.net image 850x726]

/saw these in the store the other day. WTF???


I've seen the commercial for this toy, omg the creepiness is off the charts with these things. It's not like good humanoid animal art, it's like someone took a dog doll's head and stuck it on a human body desperately searching for its missing human head.

Plus, the fact that these dog girls, keep regular dogs that happen to look like them, as pets.

/is really, very, truly, creeped out by these toys.
 
2014-02-14 11:42:39 AM  
Once you go rover....
 
2014-02-14 11:57:10 AM  

Old Man Winter: He was just teaching the dog to come.


Comedy gold!

I bet he licks his own balls too.
 
2014-02-14 12:02:28 PM  
// Not so CSB:
In the US, a woman is locked out of her home, has her possessions, car and kids moved out by hubby. Plus, all important legal documents are stored in hubby's car, which he keeps parked at a military base for a long time, and the joint accounts are transferred away from her grasp. With the rent no longer being paid, she gets evicted. Her crime: people who marry women with low self-esteem sometimes later decide that the women's low self-esteem is a dealbreaker for the marriage. In the divorce, this homeless, jobless, car-less person, who is in a dazed shock at all this, loses custody of her kids. See, the hubby could take better care of the kids, what with his parents being able to take care of both him and his kids, whereas the wife is broke, unemployed, without a car and is homeless.

Six months later, as woman starts sorting through leftover junk she hastily boxed up and left with a friend just prior to her eviction, she finds pictures similar to TFA, but the dog is just giving oral to ex-hubby. Penis, identifiable arm and wrist watch are in the pics, but alas no coitus (at least, no photos of coitus). Could these pictures be used in a manner to regain custody of her kids?

// Again, not so CSB; any attorneys for Dewey Farkem and Howe wanna speculate? In the UK they have illegal penetration of animal laws; do we have "receives hummer from pooch" laws in the US, or does the fiend need to have inserted penis? (I have not seen the pix, nor do I plan to).

// I obviously will not be physically harming Scumbag McShiatstain, as this is something I'm typing and sending out into the Ether, but may have a neice and two nephews who are living with the wrong parent, and I fear for their future mental health.
 
2014-02-14 12:04:49 PM  
What kind of dog?

/Sure, it matters.
 
2014-02-14 12:06:27 PM  
He had a staff on fire for the Staffordshire.
 
2014-02-14 12:12:42 PM  
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
Wayne Bryson had sex with a Staffordshire bull terrier (not pictured) <-------

Well thank fark for that.
 
2014-02-14 12:13:55 PM  

AverysDad: He had a staff on fire for the Staffordshire.


If'n it burns when it pees he should see his doctor
 
2014-02-14 12:19:47 PM  
Rye Ruve Ru Reorge
 
2014-02-14 12:21:51 PM  

Crewmannumber6: What kind of dog?

/Sure, it matters.


Sorta like a chihuahua, but larger -- about the size of a beagle.
 
2014-02-14 12:25:02 PM  
Is the dog a sexy female, or is he some sick perverted gay?
 
2014-02-14 12:25:13 PM  
So... an even 100 problems then?
 
2014-02-14 12:28:46 PM  
Honey wait, don't go! I can explain everything!
 
2014-02-14 12:31:05 PM  
So...none of these guys are ever worried that the dog will go all "Do Not Want" and bite off a testicle? I mean, whenever I read about these things (Jesus, how many dog rapists are there??) the dogs are always pretty large.
 
2014-02-14 12:38:57 PM  

Diogenes: The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

The fact he recorded it makes me skeptical.


This.
He must've enjoyed the first couple of times, and decided to have a video he could fap to when the dog wasn't available. It never occurs to you to record the first time - human or otherwise.
 
2014-02-14 12:43:19 PM  
www.better-beginnings.com.au

If you think the publicity and the arrest is bad enough, the dog left this on the coffee table for him
 
2014-02-14 12:45:53 PM  
while they have some similarity in appearance staffordshire bull terriers are smaller dogs (25-40lbs) that belong to the terrier family whereas American Pit bull terriers (45-85lbs+) belong to the molosser family.

Both very capable dogs.  Both require someone who knows how to raise/handle a capable dog.  The staffy to a somewhat lesser degree.
 
2014-02-14 01:00:37 PM  
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This dog puts out,
Better than YOU!
 
2014-02-14 01:01:42 PM  

NewWorldDan: So... an even 100 problems then?


Well done.
 
2014-02-14 01:16:11 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: So...none of these guys are ever worried that the dog will go all "Do Not Want" and bite off a testicle? I mean, whenever I read about these things (Jesus, how many dog rapists are there??) the dogs are always pretty large.


Did you ever notice how dogs wiggle their ass when they walk?  And you're going to tell me they don't want it!

Jesus, how many dog rapists are there??

And you're forgetting the pony porkers, the sheep lovers, donkey don juans.....you name the species, and if we look hard enough, we'll find someone who would say, "Yeah, I'd do that."
 
2014-02-14 01:17:27 PM  
biatch set him up.
 
2014-02-14 01:39:40 PM  
"That biatch will do things for him I would never do."
 
2014-02-14 01:41:41 PM  

wambu: "That biatch will do things for him I would never do, I don't even like peanut butter!"


Embellished.
 
2014-02-14 01:49:09 PM  
Well she was obviously barking up the wrong tree.
 
2014-02-14 01:56:19 PM  

AngryDragon: Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are

Well, it didn't say if the kid was top or bottom.


Clearly a power bottom,you see, all of the power comes from the bottom...

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2014-02-14 02:07:41 PM  
Only two years? HERE FLUFFY, COME HERE, BE A GOOD DOGGY!
 
2014-02-14 02:11:24 PM  

zimbomba63: And you're forgetting the pony porkers, the sheep lovers, donkey don juans.


dolphin diddlers?
 
2014-02-14 02:13:21 PM  
It's not cheating if it's your own dog.
 
2014-02-14 02:22:25 PM  
If that dog didn't want to be raped he wouldn't dress that way.
 
2014-02-14 02:28:23 PM  

cwick: zimbomba63: And you're forgetting the pony porkers, the sheep lovers, donkey don juans.

dolphin diddlers?


Well, they've got a blowhole, don't they?
 
2014-02-14 03:25:06 PM  
What else are you supposed to do while waiting for your reefer to dry?
 
2014-02-14 04:21:05 PM  

AngryDragon: Happy Valentine's Day!


I'm alone and depressed (not just because I'm alone, but because I'm broke and my life is falling apart), and your post gave me one of those rare bursts of laughter. The kind that comes right from the gut. Thank you.
 
2014-02-14 04:21:50 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


That's not the dog -- that's a file photo. I hope.
 
2014-02-14 04:42:12 PM  
She shouldn't have taught the dog to beg.
 
2014-02-14 04:53:05 PM  

MadAzza: I'm broke and my life is falling apart


I have had you Farkied as "good person" for a long time.
I hope things turn up for you.

Also, stop reading dog farking threads.
that cannot be good for anyone.
What am I dong here?
Just passing through.
Forever alone on Valentine's Day, I'm compelled ot read dog farking threads.
Don't end up like me.
Go out and sit in a coffee bar and don't take any screens.
Just a book. And don't read it.
Leave it on the table and look around.
 
2014-02-14 05:41:07 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are



...And don't even get me started on the Jews.
 
2014-02-14 05:41:48 PM  
Next thing you know, they'll be getting married. Effing Democrats...
 
2014-02-14 05:52:47 PM  

MadAzza: AngryDragon: Happy Valentine's Day!

I'm alone and depressed (not just because I'm alone, but because I'm broke and my life is falling apart), and your post gave me one of those rare bursts of laughter. The kind that comes right from the gut. Thank you.


Thanks!  I do what I can.  Look at the bright side, at least you're not alone because you're GF caught you farking the dog on your cell phone.

Cheer up!
 
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