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(Metro)   Although going through your boyfriend's phone to find dirt on him is bad, it's even worse to find out he's having sex with your dog   (metro.co.uk) divider line 109
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2014-02-14 08:50:05 AM  
Though she always thought it was odd that he would tell her he was going to be in the lab even though they didn't have a laboratory, she just let it pass and chalked it up to his quirky nature.
 
2014-02-14 08:57:54 AM  
Seeing that biatch behind her back.
the nerve.
 
2014-02-14 09:03:03 AM  
You know, dog banging aside, if you find yourself actively spying on your partner just leave already, because it's gone.
 
2014-02-14 09:06:06 AM  

vudukungfu: Seeing that biatch behind her back.
the nerve.


I blame the girlfriend, some guys like it ruff.
 
2014-02-14 09:08:59 AM  
She must be a terrible lay.  I blame her, too.
 
2014-02-14 09:15:09 AM  
And an ugly dog, too.  That's just wrong.
 
2014-02-14 09:15:42 AM  

syrynxx: And an ugly dog, too.  That's just wrong.


But...it's got a big ole smile on its face.
 
2014-02-14 09:23:30 AM  
To be fair, subby should have mentioned that the biatch was a smoking hot Staffordshire Bull Terrier.

I'm not saying he should done it, but I understand
 
2014-02-14 09:25:36 AM  
The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

The fact he recorded it makes me skeptical.

Old and busted:  spank bank
New hotness:  spank kennel
 
2014-02-14 09:28:31 AM  
I wonder if that kind of sex offense requires you to tell your neighbors. "Hi, I'm Wayne, and I just moved in next door. You might want to keep an eye on your pets."
 
2014-02-14 09:58:26 AM  

Diogenes: She must be a terrible lay.  I blame her, too.


Meh, you can't really tell. People sleep around not because the sex is necessarily bad, but because they have a need or desire that isn't being met or fulfilled with their current significant other. Cheating in any form is rarely if ever about the partner (either one, honestly), but the person doing the cheating. Doesn't make it any less hurtful to discover being cheated on, though.
 
2014-02-14 10:02:41 AM  

Kome: Diogenes: She must be a terrible lay.  I blame her, too.

Meh, you can't really tell. People sleep around not because the sex is necessarily bad, but because they have a need or desire that isn't being met or fulfilled with their current significant other. Cheating in any form is rarely if ever about the partner (either one, honestly), but the person doing the cheating. Doesn't make it any less hurtful to discover being cheated on, though.


Well, I was being snarky.

And really, this is beyond cheating.  This is a whole different category of suck.  Guy's sick, not unfaithful.
 
2014-02-14 10:06:12 AM  
The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

Been there many times.
 
2014-02-14 10:06:29 AM  
My roomate was dating a guy last summer and when she was on his PC she went through his history and found an awful lot of animal porn. She mantioned how close he was to his dog, didnt last long after that.
 
2014-02-14 10:06:39 AM  
This far in the thread and no mention of the dog actually being alive
 
2014-02-14 10:07:12 AM  

Diogenes: Kome: Diogenes: She must be a terrible lay.  I blame her, too.

Meh, you can't really tell. People sleep around not because the sex is necessarily bad, but because they have a need or desire that isn't being met or fulfilled with their current significant other. Cheating in any form is rarely if ever about the partner (either one, honestly), but the person doing the cheating. Doesn't make it any less hurtful to discover being cheated on, though.

Well, I was being snarky.

And really, this is beyond cheating.  This is a whole different category of suck.  Guy's sick, not unfaithful.


Hard to tell about the snark. I agree that it's categorically different to cheat on your SO with another species (more in the same vain as, say, cheating on your spouse with a kid). But, yea, the whole thing is because of him and his issues whether you want to say sick (which it is) or unfaithful (which, technically, it is too). She's just the one unfortunate enough to know that what's been in her has been inside a dog. Probably remembering all those sex ed warnings about when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone that person has had sex with, and shuddering.
 
2014-02-14 10:07:30 AM  
He's only 19. That's why they call it puppy love.
 
2014-02-14 10:09:33 AM  
How ugly and bad in the sack do you have to be for your boyfriend to prefer your dog?
 
2014-02-14 10:11:06 AM  
Happy Valentine's Day!
 
2014-02-14 10:12:10 AM  
Sybarite

I wonder if that kind of sex offense requires you to tell your neighbors. "Hi, I'm Wayne, and I just moved in next door. You might want to keep an eye on your pets."


And what if the dog was underage?
 
2014-02-14 10:12:24 AM  
He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are
 
2014-02-14 10:16:06 AM  
Does this mean he won't be able to participate in the Prison Pet Pal program?
 
2014-02-14 10:18:55 AM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


8/10

Dalmations were a nice touch.

Also throw him in jail, if he's in for raping a pit bull I think he'll be ok.
 
2014-02-14 10:18:56 AM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


Slightly oversold.

6.375/10
 
2014-02-14 10:19:46 AM  
At least now she knows what to get him for his birthday...

img.fark.net

/saw these in the store the other day. WTF???
 
2014-02-14 10:19:52 AM  
That's one hairy biatch.
 
2014-02-14 10:19:57 AM  
That's a terrier story story
 
2014-02-14 10:20:05 AM  
Although going through your boyfriend's phone to find dirt on him is bad, it's even worse to find out he's having sex with raping your dog

FTFY
 
2014-02-14 10:20:30 AM  
I seem to remember reading, that back in the good old days, like the 1500 or 1600's, that if you were caught, like porking a pig, not only were you punished, but, they would hang the pig, too.  You know, they had some strange ideas back in the old days.  You have to think, 500 years from now, will they look back, and say, "WTF, were they thinking?"
 
2014-02-14 10:20:48 AM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: He's lucky that dog didn't maul him. That's a "Staffordshire Terrier" (which is just a pretty word for A PIT BULL)

I saw a Staffy once. I'll never understand why people insist on having killer dogs when they could just buy nice dogs like cocker spaniels or dalmatians.

uncivilized trash is what they are


Well, it didn't say if the kid was top or bottom.
 
2014-02-14 10:21:45 AM  

EdgeRunner: At least now she knows what to get him for his birthday...

[img.fark.net image 850x726]

/saw these in the store the other day. WTF???


They're asking for it!
 
2014-02-14 10:27:58 AM  
Well, that dog looks pretty happy to me.
 
2014-02-14 10:29:31 AM  

Molavian: How ugly and bad in the sack do you have to be for your boyfriend to prefer your dog?


That's a bit of a reach.  We don't know he prefers the dog.

Maybe you fark Janet when Laura isn't around, but that is just because Laura isn't around.  Janet may be awful, but at least she's there.
 
2014-02-14 10:31:47 AM  
There are some urges that should really be repressed.
 
2014-02-14 10:31:49 AM  
Maybe the guy in TFA was taking th term "screw the pooch" at work literally?
 
2014-02-14 10:34:01 AM  
Dude... Wtf.

Seriously, my already very low opinion of people in general declines a little each day. Today, after reading this, it dropped a lot.

/ not a fan of the Staffordshires either. Although I did know a lady who owned one that was very, very sweet, it was ugly as hell. Most people that own a Staffie, or Rottweiler, or a Dobie are responsible as can be, but eeevry now and then... One rips someone's face off.
// Lotta towns around here have banned ownership of pits and pit-type dogs within city limits
/// YMMV, I have a Pom/Jack Russell mix that is very gentle with my kids but around strangers... Oy, she will bark and snarl like she is about to commit a very bloody murder. She is also ugly as sin, but I love her to death. She is terrified of the cats. And our rabbit.
 
2014-02-14 10:36:41 AM  
He was just teaching the dog to come.
 
2014-02-14 10:37:13 AM  
Dog Day Afternoon Delight?
 
2014-02-14 10:38:16 AM  
Sounds like a FMyLife entry.  "Today I was bored and going through my BFs phone.  Good news: there were no txt messages to his ex.  Bad news: I have to get another dog, b/c mine is a filthy, lying, cheating BIATCH!  FML."

You deserved it: 2213                                                                   Your life does suck: 3
 
2014-02-14 10:42:07 AM  
What's his Fark handle?  Skywolf the Scribbler?
 
2014-02-14 10:43:25 AM  

Old Man Winter: He was just teaching the dog to come.


Window or aisle seat?
 
2014-02-14 10:46:43 AM  

Schmerd1948: Dog Day Afternoon Delight?


Magnificent.
 
2014-02-14 10:49:40 AM  
We told you gay marriage would lead to this shiat.
 
2014-02-14 10:54:32 AM  
Caught with marijuana too? Potheads think they can just smoke up forever without it turning into beastiality. Keep it schedule 1, don't let our children turn into a bunch of ravenous dog diddlers.
 
2014-02-14 10:55:30 AM  
My new BF told me I can go through his phone anytime, he has nothing to hide. He did an errand and left it with me. I didn't even touch it. I would never disrespect privacy, and have no interest in going through his phone. If the dude is going to cheat, flirt, whatever, that's totally on him. I would just say, "hey, it was fun; thank you for a truly magnificent time."
 
2014-02-14 10:55:50 AM  

born_yesterday: We told you gay marriage would lead to this shiat.


MayoSlather: Caught with marijuana too? Potheads think they can just smoke up forever without it turning into beastiality. Keep it schedule 1, don't let our children turn into a bunch of ravenous dog diddlers.


I love you guys.
 
2014-02-14 10:58:48 AM  
Poodle pumper. Hound hitter. Pooch puncher!
 
2014-02-14 10:59:27 AM  
 
2014-02-14 10:59:29 AM  
Dogs have it bad. Ask any one of them and they will tell you, their lives are "ruff".
 
2014-02-14 11:01:08 AM  
And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they'll never know -- till they find that video on your phone, that is
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so
 
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