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(Mother Jones)   Not news: Some Tea Party crazy who's running for the Senate compares the President to Hitler. News: It's the President's cousin   (motherjones.com) divider line 69
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2014-02-14 12:21:01 PM
Cousin Milton Wolf? I don't know about this one. Farton Wiff...Milfart Wolfbait... Engelbert Slapptyback... Gaston Wolftits. Nah, his name cannot be comfortably befarted, so I'm calling no relation.
 
2014-02-14 12:22:54 PM
News:  You have people in your family who will use you to get ahead by any means.
 
2014-02-14 12:56:36 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Cousin Milton Wolf? I don't know about this one. Farton Wiff...Milfart Wolfbait... Engelbert Slapptyback... Gaston Wolftits. Nah, his name cannot be comfortably befarted, so I'm calling no relation.


This is cousin Mofat.. he's for real.
 
2014-02-14 01:07:39 PM
Still not news.  We've got Farkers with crazy teabagger uncles, siblings who are young earth creationists, and kids who believe in the power of crystals.
 
2014-02-14 01:11:17 PM
In interviews with Fox News and other conservative outlets, Wolf insists he has the utmost respect for the president, with whom he shares a male ancestor, Thomas Creekmore McCurry-Obama's great-great-grandfather and Wolf's great-grandfather.

So, that makes them 2nd cousins once removed if I followed the tree's right.   After you get past 2nd cousins, you might as well be related as someone you shared an ancestor with in the 1600's.

/doubt they ever went to a family pot-luck together
 
2014-02-14 01:15:50 PM
REALLY?!  Well, I guess I'd better start voting for Republicans now.
 
2014-02-14 01:20:35 PM
"Other than killing Jews, what domestic policy of the Nazis do today's American liberals oppose?"

How can this even come out of someone's mouth without their large intestine leaping straight up through their neck to throttle their brain?
 
2014-02-14 01:23:18 PM
If Republicans ever want to win any important office again they need to formally split with the Tea Party ASAP.
 
2014-02-14 01:53:38 PM
That will make the next family reunion...awkward.


/if the family reunion doesn't end with drunken brawling, then how will people remember it fondly?
 
2014-02-14 02:01:19 PM

johnnieconnie: /if the family reunion doesn't end with drunken brawling a drone strike, then how will people remember it fondly?


FTFY
 
2014-02-14 02:02:00 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-14 02:06:35 PM
Do we really need to post this if this drooling vegetable has said stuff like this before?  I mean, he's not famous, he's some twat teaching at Cousin F*cker U.  And if I recall, he's said sh*t like this before that was so retarded, a mongoloid's third chromosome 21 instantly disappears.  That's right, his retardation makes retards unretarded.
 
2014-02-14 02:08:15 PM
"The queers scare me, because I fear I may be one." -Ted "Brokeback" Cruz
 
2014-02-14 02:09:23 PM
Cousin Oliver.
 
2014-02-14 02:09:24 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: "The queers scare me, because I fear I may be one." -Ted "Brokeback" Cruz


Wrong thread I think.  But it's ok, any hate for that man is good hate.
 
2014-02-14 02:19:39 PM
Wolf insists he has the utmost respect for the president.
"Scapegoats of history: Hitler - Jews & gypsies. Mussolini - Jews & Bolsheviks. #Obama - Successful Americans. #tcot #p2 #gop."



makeameme.org
 
2014-02-14 02:26:53 PM
Cousin Potato?
 
2014-02-14 02:34:15 PM
All Teabaggers are this retarded.
All Republicans are Teabaggers.
Therefore, All Republicans are this retarded.
 
2014-02-14 02:46:45 PM
In interviews with Fox News and other conservative outlets, Wolf insists he has the utmost respect for the president

On his public Twitter account, @miltonwolfmd, Wolf has directly compared Obama and his party to Adolf Hitler and the Nazis.


Therefore, Milton Wolf has utmost respect for Adolf Hitler.  Q.E.D.
 
2014-02-14 02:53:03 PM
He has compared Obama to a "less despotic" Benito Mussolini.

RINO!!
 
2014-02-14 02:57:29 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Doctor Funkenstein: Cousin Milton Wolf? I don't know about this one. Farton Wiff...Milfart Wolfbait... Engelbert Slapptyback... Gaston Wolftits. Nah, his name cannot be comfortably befarted, so I'm calling no relation.

This is cousin Mofat.. he's for real.


Cousin Moffat will throw a dozen different scenarios and plot points at you all at once so you don't realize that he is making no sense whatsoever.
 
2014-02-14 02:59:12 PM
that's impossible!!  Hitler was white.
 
2014-02-14 03:00:15 PM
Milton "My-Black-Cousin-Has-Gone-Farther-in Life-than-Me-and-I-Don't-Like-It" Wolf says, "Hey! Hey, guys! Lookee here! Look at me!"
 
2014-02-14 03:00:24 PM
www.motherjones.com

Totally not 'shopped.

For real.
 
2014-02-14 03:02:46 PM
So when, exactly, do the bankers get sent to the showers?
 
2014-02-14 03:03:53 PM
Here are the pertinent parts:

In interviews with Fox News and other conservative outlets, Wolf insists he has the utmost respect for the president...

Although Wolf has only met the president once, he told Fox News three years ago his family is proud of what "Barack" has accomplished and wants to see him succeed.


I guess what this boils down to is that Wolf "has the utmost respect for" Nazis, is "proud" of them, and "wants to see them succeed".
 
2014-02-14 03:08:34 PM
Some Cheney called Obama Hitler I am shocked.
 
2014-02-14 03:12:17 PM
This guy is somehow Obama's cousin because if you go back FOUR generations, they had a common ancestor? What is that, like fourth cousins, twice removed? wtf?
 
2014-02-14 03:23:03 PM

Moosecakes: This guy is somehow Obama's cousin because if you go back FOUR generations, they had a common ancestor? What is that, like fourth cousins, twice removed? wtf?


As I said above, 2nd cousins, once removed.    Which sounds closer than you think, but, as I said, really once you are past 2nd cousins... it's a bunch of family 90% of people aren't even aware is family.
 
2014-02-14 03:26:06 PM

dletter: So, that makes them 2nd cousins once removed if I followed the tree's right.   After you get past 2nd cousins, you might as well be related as someone you shared an ancestor with in the 1600's.


He is Obama's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
 
2014-02-14 03:29:59 PM

Lucky LaRue: [www.motherjones.com image 630x354]

Totally not 'shopped.

For real.


Dr. Cox is running for the Senate?
 
2014-02-14 03:31:07 PM
So what? My cousin's a psychotic biatch who's on her second husband and I pity the poor bastard. He's probably only still there to protect her/their children (one of each) from her crazy.

Being a person's cousin has no bearing on how you feel about them.
 
2014-02-14 03:40:35 PM

Lucky LaRue: [www.motherjones.com image 630x354]

Totally not 'shopped.

For real.


George Zimmerman painted that backdrop!
 
2014-02-14 03:51:40 PM
I'll say it again: Kansas needs to be emptied out, its population relocated to semi-urban areas, and the state needs to become the US Solar Panel/ Wind Farm.
 
2014-02-14 03:54:30 PM

whidbey: I'll say it again: Kansas needs to be emptied out, its population relocated to semi-urban areas, and the state needs to become the US Solar Panel/ Wind Farm.


I take it you're not big on this whole 'food' thing that Kansas makes a lot of.
 
2014-02-14 03:56:27 PM

Lawnchair: whidbey: I'll say it again: Kansas needs to be emptied out, its population relocated to semi-urban areas, and the state needs to become the US Solar Panel/ Wind Farm.

I take it you're not big on this whole 'food' thing that Kansas makes a lot of.


Like Oklahoma, Nebraska and Texas don't exist...
 
2014-02-14 04:01:05 PM
"Family's always embarrassing".
 
2014-02-14 04:03:00 PM

coeyagi: Do we really need to post this if this drooling vegetable has said stuff like this before?  I mean, he's not famous, he's some twat teaching at Cousin F*cker U.  And if I recall, he's said sh*t like this before that was so retarded, a mongoloid's third chromosome 21 instantly disappears.  That's right, his retardation makes retards unretarded.


Your post speaks wonders.
 
2014-02-14 04:04:26 PM

Lawnchair: whidbey: I'll say it again: Kansas needs to be emptied out, its population relocated to semi-urban areas, and the state needs to become the US Solar Panel/ Wind Farm.

I take it you're not big on this whole 'food' thing that Kansas makes a lot of.


Robot farmers.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-14 04:06:53 PM
Because if a relative says it, it must be at least partially true.
 
2014-02-14 04:21:55 PM
Besides it's "Hister."

Didn't you people read Nostradamus?
 
2014-02-14 04:26:38 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: coeyagi: Do we really need to post this if this drooling vegetable has said stuff like this before?  I mean, he's not famous, he's some twat teaching at Cousin F*cker U.  And if I recall, he's said sh*t like this before that was so retarded, a mongoloid's third chromosome 21 instantly disappears.  That's right, his retardation makes retards unretarded.

Your post speaks wonders.


So you agree with this Mongoloid that Obama is the same as Hitler? By association does that make you a mongoloid? Just asking questions.
 
2014-02-14 04:26:56 PM

Sybarite: "Other than killing Jews, what domestic policy of the Nazis do today's American liberals oppose?"

How can this even come out of someone's mouth without their large intestine leaping straight up through their neck to throttle their brain?


No, no, he's totally right.  I for one am totally in favor of invading Europe and Asia.
 
2014-02-14 04:33:22 PM

dletter: Moosecakes: This guy is somehow Obama's cousin because if you go back FOUR generations, they had a common ancestor? What is that, like fourth cousins, twice removed? wtf?

As I said above, 2nd cousins, once removed.    Which sounds closer than you think, but, as I said, really once you are past 2nd cousins... it's a bunch of family 90% of people aren't even aware is family.


And furthermore, he's only a 2nd cousin of Stanley Ann Dunham.  The white side, you know the side only acknowledged by Republicans that happen to be on it?

Ring of Fire: Wolf insists he has the utmost respect for the president.
"Scapegoats of history: Hitler - Jews & gypsies. Mussolini - Jews & Bolsheviks. #Obama - Successful Americans. #tcot #p2 #gop."


Every time I see this hashtag, I know it is being used non-ironically but it never follows anything that doesn't strain the bounds of fantasy.  And not good fantasy, either.
 
2014-02-14 04:42:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-14 04:55:49 PM
"Other than killing Jews, what domestic policy of the Nazis do today's American liberals oppose?"

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln..."
 
2014-02-14 06:49:09 PM
"Other than killing Jews, what domestic policy of the Nazis do today's American liberals oppose?"

1. Jingoistic Nationalism
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
4. Supremacy of the Military
5. Rampant Sexism
6. Control of Mass Media
7. Obsession with National Security
8. The Intermingling of Religion and Government
9. Protection of Corporate Power
10. Suppression of Labor Power
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
14. Fraudulent Elections
 
2014-02-14 08:22:39 PM
This guy
www.motherjones.com
is this guy's cousin?
img.fark.net

img.fark.net

/jk
 
2014-02-14 09:28:25 PM

Hickory-smoked: "Other than killing Jews, what domestic policy of the Nazis do today's American liberals oppose?"

1. Jingoistic Nationalism
2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
4. Supremacy of the Military
5. Rampant Sexism
6. Control of Mass Media
7. Obsession with National Security
8. The Intermingling of Religion and Government
9. Protection of Corporate Power
10. Suppression of Labor Power
11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment
13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
14. Fraudulent Elections


At least you tried to answer the question, unlike the poop-throwing mob above you, who sound like a bunch of angry chimps.
 
2014-02-14 10:53:58 PM

largedon: This guy
[www.motherjones.com image 630x354]
is this guy's cousin?
[img.fark.net image 194x260]

[img.fark.net image 260x194]

/jk


My question is why is he wearing a white coat with a blue shirt in a campaign photo?  I don't think the fat white plantation dude is really considered a  positive southern stereotype.

// Maybe he's abandoning a failing medical career and they're supposed to be scrubs under a white-coat?
 
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