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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham says she isn't a porn star, but she's been hounding pornographic studios about paying her royalties. It seems that she wants it both ways   (tmz.com) divider line 20
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2014-02-14 09:28:03 AM
10 votes:
Maybe she will get what she deserves in the end.
2014-02-14 12:52:26 PM
3 votes:
She's really turning into a real pain in the ass. This stinks.
2014-02-14 12:52:15 PM
3 votes:

InmanRoshi: I'm picturing a libertarian porn star named Iam Rammed. Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.


Atlas Shuddered, Surged, then Napped.
2014-02-14 04:14:21 PM
2 votes:

Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.


I do. I was like seven and before my preference was goth girls but even then I knew she was hot.

Born again Christians. Christ, those are the worst kind because their guilt makes them so judgmental. I'm sorry you had a three way with Carrot Top and a yak but don't take it out on me.
2014-02-14 02:10:54 PM
2 votes:
She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.
2014-02-14 12:55:09 PM
2 votes:

devilEther: She's my date tonight.


I'll drop her off early so you still have time to do something
i1083.photobucket.com
2014-02-14 12:35:24 PM
2 votes:
I heard her accounts are in arrears so....
2014-02-14 11:54:02 AM
2 votes:

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.
2014-02-15 09:15:37 AM
1 votes:
Her kid is probably gonna grow up knowing that all those 'I farked your mom last night' jokes in high school will most likely be true.

So I'm guessing that restaurant she was supposed to open is, unlike her Crustytown Fun Slide, never gonna open, much less be packed. I'd feel kinda weird eating at a place run by an owner who's famous for getting pumped in the fart box, especially when it comes desert time. Tiramisu, anyone? Or how's about some banana fudge pudding?
2014-02-15 07:15:51 AM
1 votes:

voristrupp: Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 04:10:36 PM
1 votes:
She wants it both ways.  Does that mean a threesome?
2014-02-14 03:41:25 PM
1 votes:

Archimedes' Principal: Has she done 'airtight' videos yet? If not, then is she truly a porn star?

/ Semi-ashamed that I know what that means.
// Thanks internet.


Airtight Ski-pole?
2014-02-14 02:06:00 PM
1 votes:

Archimedes' Principal: Nix Nightbird: ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

[img.fark.net image 528x784]

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.

To me, Teri Copely had a Marylin Monroe quality about her. I never understood why she didn't become more famous.

/ Off to IMDB and Wikipedia to see if I can find the answer.


Well here's the reason
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2014-02-14 01:48:59 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


Every time I see one of these threads I ask myself what F. Murray Abraham has sunk to
2014-02-14 01:45:15 PM
1 votes:
I don't care at all about this chick, but as long as each story includes at least one pic where I can see her in her panties, it's definitely better than having to sit through another Bieber thread.
2014-02-14 12:53:19 PM
1 votes:
She's my date tonight.
2014-02-14 12:48:52 PM
1 votes:
She can't have it both ways? Pretty sure I remember her taking it three ways.
2014-02-14 12:06:31 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.

Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.


I'm picturing a libertarian  porn star named Iam Rammed.   Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.
2014-02-14 10:21:02 AM
1 votes:
First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.
2014-02-14 10:09:06 AM
1 votes:
Both?  But that's only two holes.
 
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