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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham says she isn't a porn star, but she's been hounding pornographic studios about paying her royalties. It seems that she wants it both ways   (tmz.com) divider line 11
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2014-02-14 10:21:02 AM  
3 votes:
First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.
2014-02-14 01:54:03 PM  
2 votes:

aevorea: inglixthemad: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

For you, I fixed it

Even married men know how to get porn for free...

Actually, one of my college girlfriends caught her husband watching porn because of the statement for their joint credit card. He's a smart guy, too, but he only uses the internet to play subscription-based MMOs and to watch Netflix.

I had to pass along the info to him on how to view free pr0n, and calm her down (she was of the mindset that a married man viewing pr0n was one step away from physically cheating).

It was an awkward conversation with them.



Yeah... This is what I was talking about. I can't begin to tell you how great it is to be with an emotionally-secure woman who doesn't feel threatened by celebrities, porn stars, and camgirls. Guys, when you pick your wife, make sure she's totally cool with the things you like-- EVEN porn-- Before marrying her. It really sucks to have to hide an aspect of yourself and lie in order to avoid a fight.

Oh, and it's spelled p-o-r-n.  There's no zero in "porn."
2014-02-14 10:32:58 AM  
2 votes:
Welcome to the internet, kid, where people can see you get pounded in the butt for free.
2014-02-14 04:10:36 PM  
1 votes:
She wants it both ways.  Does that mean a threesome?
2014-02-14 02:42:11 PM  
1 votes:
Well dear the next time you make a porn bring somebody that is good at reading contracts and negotiating. That way you might make some money ya ditz.
2014-02-14 01:36:56 PM  
1 votes:

ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.



I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

img.fark.net

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.
2014-02-14 12:48:52 PM  
1 votes:
She can't have it both ways? Pretty sure I remember her taking it three ways.
2014-02-14 12:38:32 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: Teufelaffe: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

And people with niche tastes.  There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.

so, basically, if you're buying pr0n, you're a freak.  and quite possibly, not in the good way...

i always assumed people were paying for webcams or something more sleazy than porn, but still pretty normal (like a lazy man's strip club, which is also a pretty sleazy endeavor)

/ sorry to sound puritanical, i just don't like the sex trade too much.


Eh, it's not necessarily 'bad' stuff, just unusual.  Vids of women brushing their teeth, or blowing up balloons, or other odd fetishes.  Stuff that's not even really NSFW.  I have a friend who used to be a camgirl, and some of her most regular and best paying customers wanted to watch her lace and unlace her knee-high boots or eat desserts messily, both while she was clothed.  Human sexuality is weird.
2014-02-14 12:00:07 PM  
1 votes:

styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?


noobs and married men
2014-02-14 11:56:32 AM  
1 votes:
Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?
2014-02-14 11:52:45 AM  
1 votes:

twistedmetal: Welcome to the internet, kid, where people can see you get pounded in the butt for free.


Free, I say free.
 
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