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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham says she isn't a porn star, but she's been hounding pornographic studios about paying her royalties. It seems that she wants it both ways   (tmz.com) divider line 95
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2014-02-14 09:28:03 AM  
Maybe she will get what she deserves in the end.
 
2014-02-14 10:09:06 AM  
Both?  But that's only two holes.
 
2014-02-14 10:21:02 AM  
First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.
 
2014-02-14 10:32:58 AM  
Welcome to the internet, kid, where people can see you get pounded in the butt for free.
 
2014-02-14 11:00:22 AM  
Bravo, subby.  Well done.
 
2014-02-14 11:52:45 AM  

twistedmetal: Welcome to the internet, kid, where people can see you get pounded in the butt for free.


Free, I say free.
 
2014-02-14 11:54:02 AM  

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.
 
2014-02-14 11:56:32 AM  
Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?
 
2014-02-14 12:00:07 PM  

styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?


noobs and married men
 
2014-02-14 12:00:37 PM  

styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?


People who never heard of the internets?
 
2014-02-14 12:05:46 PM  

styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?


10% of free porn users (according to  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10619206/Porn-users-dont- r ealise-they-are-being-watched.html)

"some of the cleverest software in existence remembers you, and every time you click on a video, complex algorithms offer you a personal menu of what might get your rocks off, based on other users' data - only this time the heat is notched up. By continually offering racier porn, so begins the path towards converting you into a paying customer. An estimated 10 per cent of porn users will ultimately pay. Maybe not this week, or even this year. Maybe not ever. But the porn providers, who are in it for the long haul, are patient."
 
2014-02-14 12:06:31 PM  

CygnusDarius: Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.

Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.


I'm picturing a libertarian  porn star named Iam Rammed.   Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.
 
2014-02-14 12:11:34 PM  

Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men


For you, I fixed it

Even married men know how to get porn for free...
 
2014-02-14 12:14:40 PM  

Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men


And people with niche tastes.  There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.
 
2014-02-14 12:25:11 PM  

inglixthemad: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

For you, I fixed it

Even married men know how to get porn for free...


i'm married and my wife shows me videos that she finds online for free, and i show her videos i find online for free. great marriage :)
 
2014-02-14 12:28:54 PM  
Has she done 'airtight' videos yet? If not, then is she truly a porn star?

/ Semi-ashamed that I know what that means.
// Thanks internet.
 
2014-02-14 12:29:16 PM  

Teufelaffe: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

And people with niche tastes.  There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.


Hunh.  What niches am I missing out on here?
 
2014-02-14 12:29:24 PM  

Teufelaffe: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

And people with niche tastes.  There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.


so, basically, if you're buying pr0n, you're a freak.  and quite possibly, not in the good way...

i always assumed people were paying for webcams or something more sleazy than porn, but still pretty normal (like a lazy man's strip club, which is also a pretty sleazy endeavor)

/ sorry to sound puritanical, i just don't like the sex trade too much.
 
2014-02-14 12:30:37 PM  

czecho: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

10% of free porn users (according to  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10619206/Porn-users-dont- r ealise-they-are-being-watched.html)

"some of the cleverest software in existence remembers you, and every time you click on a video, complex algorithms offer you a personal menu of what might get your rocks off, based on other users' data - only this time the heat is notched up. By continually offering racier porn, so begins the path towards converting you into a paying customer. An estimated 10 per cent of porn users will ultimately pay. Maybe not this week, or even this year. Maybe not ever. But the porn providers, who are in it for the long haul, are patient."


That's a very broad statement; it simply says 10% will 'pay'. I'm assuming that includes access to pay sites.

I've paid for one or two of those, just because they offered an interesting enough product that I was willing to drop a 20$ on it.
 
2014-02-14 12:35:24 PM  
I heard her accounts are in arrears so....
 
2014-02-14 12:35:39 PM  
porn royalties for an actress?

honey, if you got paid anything up front, take it and run.
 
2014-02-14 12:38:32 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Teufelaffe: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

And people with niche tastes.  There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.

so, basically, if you're buying pr0n, you're a freak.  and quite possibly, not in the good way...

i always assumed people were paying for webcams or something more sleazy than porn, but still pretty normal (like a lazy man's strip club, which is also a pretty sleazy endeavor)

/ sorry to sound puritanical, i just don't like the sex trade too much.


Eh, it's not necessarily 'bad' stuff, just unusual.  Vids of women brushing their teeth, or blowing up balloons, or other odd fetishes.  Stuff that's not even really NSFW.  I have a friend who used to be a camgirl, and some of her most regular and best paying customers wanted to watch her lace and unlace her knee-high boots or eat desserts messily, both while she was clothed.  Human sexuality is weird.
 
2014-02-14 12:48:52 PM  
She can't have it both ways? Pretty sure I remember her taking it three ways.
 
2014-02-14 12:52:15 PM  

InmanRoshi: I'm picturing a libertarian porn star named Iam Rammed. Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.


Atlas Shuddered, Surged, then Napped.
 
2014-02-14 12:52:26 PM  
She's really turning into a real pain in the ass. This stinks.
 
2014-02-14 12:53:19 PM  
She's my date tonight.
 
2014-02-14 12:55:09 PM  

devilEther: She's my date tonight.


I'll drop her off early so you still have time to do something
i1083.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-14 01:11:19 PM  

Onkel Buck: devilEther: She's my date tonight.

I'll drop her off early so you still have time to do something


Ha!!
 
2014-02-14 01:15:47 PM  
Giggity?
 
2014-02-14 01:16:18 PM  

Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.


Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.
 
2014-02-14 01:22:15 PM  
So what do you have besides star? Black hole, brown dwarf, gas cloud, asteroid, wormhole?
 
2014-02-14 01:23:01 PM  

styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?


I admit, I've paid for some.

One site I paid for was one operated by a woman who seemed to be very skilled at making sure her stuff doesn't get all over the Internet for free. She reminded me of someone special, and so I paid for a month of her site and downloaded as much as I could in that month. It was worth it.

The other porn I've paid for was Sugar DVD, which was like a porn Netflix. I just did it to find some classics and specific actresses I remembered fondly from my youth. Again, I cancelled relatively quickly after I got what I wanted.

That was a while back, though. In recent years paying hasn't been necessary because there's just so much out there, and it's easy to find.

Also, my need for it has lessened. After my divorce and connecting with the woman of my dreams, my needs have changed. Unlike my ex-wife, my girl enjoys watching a naughty video from time to time and doesn't feel threatened by it, nor does she guilt me for watching, so it has gone from being a replacement for the sex I wasn't getting with the ex-wife, to a fun activity I usually share with a confident, sexually-healthy woman.

However, I can see paying for porn if you're not tech-savvy. On Roku you can get porn channels relatively easily, and you pay for it like any other channel subscription. Henpecked guys who don't have the technical skills to deal with surfing on a PC might like that option, because it gets the porn on the big screen in their man-cave without being obvious.
 
2014-02-14 01:24:54 PM  

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


Don't forget that the pornos usually bill her as "TEEN MOM Farrah", sometimes dropping the "Abraham" entirely.
 
2014-02-14 01:28:00 PM  
Why the hell do I feel so sorry for this girl? Dammit, my Jewish mother instincts are surging.
 
2014-02-14 01:29:27 PM  
ristst: I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.

I have fond memories of nearly being suspended in 5th grade over that poster.  1st day in school, all kids in 5th grade were asked to do a poster and design how they should arrange and decorate their locker.  They were trying to instill an organized setup for us since it was our first year to have lockers.

I drew a drab looking poster with all my books neatly arranged. My dad came over and said "We can do better than that."  He then cut the poster in such a way that it looked like it was the back of the locker with the books sitting in front of it.

Teacher didn't appreciate it.  My dad had to go in and get my off the hook.  Being military, my dad had a few choice words for the people he met with.  (lived on a military base, went to school on a military base, even 30 years ago school staff were wussies)
 
2014-02-14 01:36:56 PM  

ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.



I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

img.fark.net

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.
 
2014-02-14 01:45:15 PM  
I don't care at all about this chick, but as long as each story includes at least one pic where I can see her in her panties, it's definitely better than having to sit through another Bieber thread.
 
2014-02-14 01:48:21 PM  

inglixthemad: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

For you, I fixed it

Even married men know how to get porn for free...


Actually, one of my college girlfriends caught her husband watching porn because of the statement for their joint credit card. He's a smart guy, too, but he only uses the internet to play subscription-based MMOs and to watch Netflix.

I had to pass along the info to him on how to view free pr0n, and calm her down (she was of the mindset that a married man viewing pr0n was one step away from physically cheating).

It was an awkward conversation with them.
 
2014-02-14 01:48:59 PM  

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


Every time I see one of these threads I ask myself what F. Murray Abraham has sunk to
 
2014-02-14 01:49:54 PM  

InmanRoshi: CygnusDarius: Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.

Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.

I'm picturing a libertarian  porn star named Iam Rammed.   Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.


Also, since she started in anal, I'd say Ana Leigh.
 
2014-02-14 01:52:15 PM  

Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely...


I want to smell her Achilles tendon.
 
2014-02-14 01:54:03 PM  

aevorea: inglixthemad: Mind of the North Star: styckx: Serious question.. Who buys that shiat on Vivid? Who pays money for porn in geneal?

noobs and married men

For you, I fixed it

Even married men know how to get porn for free...

Actually, one of my college girlfriends caught her husband watching porn because of the statement for their joint credit card. He's a smart guy, too, but he only uses the internet to play subscription-based MMOs and to watch Netflix.

I had to pass along the info to him on how to view free pr0n, and calm her down (she was of the mindset that a married man viewing pr0n was one step away from physically cheating).

It was an awkward conversation with them.



Yeah... This is what I was talking about. I can't begin to tell you how great it is to be with an emotionally-secure woman who doesn't feel threatened by celebrities, porn stars, and camgirls. Guys, when you pick your wife, make sure she's totally cool with the things you like-- EVEN porn-- Before marrying her. It really sucks to have to hide an aspect of yourself and lie in order to avoid a fight.

Oh, and it's spelled p-o-r-n.  There's no zero in "porn."
 
2014-02-14 01:55:14 PM  

Nix Nightbird: ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

[img.fark.net image 528x784]

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.


To me, Teri Copely had a Marylin Monroe quality about her. I never understood why she didn't become more famous.

/ Off to IMDB and Wikipedia to see if I can find the answer.
 
2014-02-14 01:56:34 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Teri Copely


Yeahboy....!  She ripped.  And she got 'em out for Playboy....

Although pop culture had made a 180 between Farrah (1976) and We Got it Made (1983).  Farrah was very much a product of the time....her image was pure 70s.

/I always had a chub for Jaclyn Smith
 
2014-02-14 01:56:36 PM  

CygnusDarius: InmanRoshi: CygnusDarius: Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.

Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.

I'm picturing a libertarian  porn star named Iam Rammed.   Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.

Also, since she started in anal, I'd say Ana Leigh.


She's know by her name, so she just needs to tweak it a bit. I'd also suggest she have a little sense of humor and get in a shot against James Deen at the same time. Therefore, I'd suggest:  Farra Deen
 
2014-02-14 01:58:28 PM  

ristst: Nix Nightbird: Teri Copely

Yeahboy....!  She ripped.  And she got 'em out for Playboy....

Although pop culture had made a 180 between Farrah (1976) and We Got it Made (1983).  Farrah was very much a product of the time....her image was pure 70s.

/I always had a chub for Jaclyn Smith



You can bet I still have that Playboy issue, too. Mmm.

/also have Dana Plato and Denise Crosby.
 
2014-02-14 02:03:09 PM  
I'll never understand why women  give two shiats if their husband/BF  pay for porn. Sometimes jerking is quicker, easier and sometimes its more gratifying than sex with the same chick for years no matter how good she is in bed


I mean it beats the fark out of cheating on you. Men like porn. I dont care how many times you blow me in a day. Thank god I have a girl who likes porn.
 
2014-02-14 02:03:12 PM  

Nix Nightbird: ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

[img.fark.net image 528x784]

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.


Wow! I havent thought of her in ages.

/Bunk
// I'll be in it
 
2014-02-14 02:06:00 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Nix Nightbird: ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

[img.fark.net image 528x784]

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.

To me, Teri Copely had a Marylin Monroe quality about her. I never understood why she didn't become more famous.

/ Off to IMDB and Wikipedia to see if I can find the answer.


Well here's the reason
In the 1990s Copley became a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_Christian">born-again Christian and slowly eased her way out of celebrity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood">Hollywood.http://en.wikipedia .org/wiki/Teri_Copley#cite_note-4">[4]
 
2014-02-14 02:10:54 PM  
She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.
 
2014-02-14 02:15:23 PM  

under a mountain: Archimedes' Principal: Nix Nightbird: ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

[img.fark.net image 528x784]

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.

To me, Teri Copely had a Marylin Monroe quality about her. I never understood why she didn't become more famous.

/ Off to IMDB and Wikipedia to see if I can find the answer.

Well here's the reason
In the 1990s Copley became a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_Christian">born-again Christian and slowly eased her way out of celebrity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood">Hollywood.http://en.wikipedia .org/wiki/Teri_Copley#cite_note-4">[4]


DAMN YOU ORGANIZED RELIGION!!!!!

Why do all the hot ones become born-again Christians? Why do they do it AFTER they've gotten naked and made us want to see them again?

Stupid God, always takin' our women.
 
2014-02-14 02:24:00 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Yeah... This is what I was talking about. I can't begin to tell you how great it is to be with an emotionally-secure woman who doesn't feel threatened by celebrities, porn stars, and camgirls. Guys, when you pick your wife, make sure she's totally cool with the things you like-- EVEN porn-- Before marrying her. It really sucks to have to hide an aspect of yourself and lie in order to avoid a fight.


Very much ^^THIS^^

Which brings to mind the thread a couple days back where someone posted a story about a guy whose wife wouldn't let him drink inside the house, so he drank in the car.  He passed out and froze to death.

But seriously....WTF???  Your wife won't let you drink inside the house???  Grow a pair, fer cryin' out loud.
 
2014-02-14 02:28:01 PM  
This is one of the people I wouldn't give two shiats if they caught AIDS
 
2014-02-14 02:35:57 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: This is one of the people I wouldn't give two shiats if they caught AIDS


I'm curious about the others on that list.
 
2014-02-14 02:38:22 PM  

ristst: Nix Nightbird: Teri Copely

Yeahboy....!  She ripped.  And she got 'em out for Playboy....

Although pop culture had made a 180 between Farrah (1976) and We Got it Made (1983).  Farrah was very much a product of the time....her image was pure 70s.

/I always had a chub for Jaclyn Smith


for me back then:

images.moviepostershop.com

/get off my lawn, etc
 
2014-02-14 02:39:19 PM  

FinFangFark: drjekel_mrhyde: This is one of the people I wouldn't give two shiats if they caught AIDS

I'm curious about the others on that list.


Pat Robertson and Obama?
 
2014-02-14 02:42:11 PM  
Well dear the next time you make a porn bring somebody that is good at reading contracts and negotiating. That way you might make some money ya ditz.
 
2014-02-14 02:43:39 PM  

Scrotastic Method: She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.


Aren't we also porn participants, or porn consumers?.
 
2014-02-14 02:59:57 PM  

Nix Nightbird: This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.


Dude!  I HAD that poster!  In fact, I might still HAVE that poster!
(I have hundreds in the basement (used to work at movie theaters/video stores) I never throw anything away)

Do you seriously want it?  I could look!
 
2014-02-14 03:00:59 PM  

InmanRoshi: CygnusDarius: Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.

Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.

I'm picturing a libertarian  porn star named Iam Rammed.   Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.


Uh huh huh huh huh huh........"rear'd him".
 
2014-02-14 03:01:36 PM  

CygnusDarius: Scrotastic Method: She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.

Aren't we also porn participants, or porn consumers?.


Fun fact: I actually am a porn participant. At least, you can see my face in the background in some Kink stuff. I usually leave early. The open bar is the best part, as porn in real life is...not fun to be around.
 
2014-02-14 03:03:05 PM  

mentallo69: I'll never understand why women  give two shiats if their husband/BF  pay for porn. Sometimes jerking is quicker, easier and sometimes its more gratifying than sex with the same chick for years no matter how good she is in bed


I mean it beats the fark out of cheating on you. Men like porn. I dont care how many times you blow me in a day. Thank god I have a girl who likes porn.


I'd call him a moron for paying for it. Especially since I told him where the good free stuff was instead of his "let's click on random GIS results and end up with a computer virus" antics.
 
2014-02-14 03:16:03 PM  
Why do I have a feeling I am better off for having no idea who this person is?
 
2014-02-14 03:21:17 PM  

FunkOut: mentallo69: I'll never understand why women  give two shiats if their husband/BF  pay for porn. Sometimes jerking is quicker, easier and sometimes its more gratifying than sex with the same chick for years no matter how good she is in bed


I mean it beats the fark out of cheating on you. Men like porn. I dont care how many times you blow me in a day. Thank god I have a girl who likes porn.

I'd call him a moron for paying for it. Especially since I told him where the good free stuff was instead of his "let's click on random GIS results and end up with a computer virus" antics.


Agree with you about paying for it at all. However you are rare in your thoughts though. Lots of women feel porn is a form of competition and cheating. They get threatened by it. My girl would rather me just watch porn with or without her than sleep with other chicks. Truthfully, I feel the same. Not into the cheating thing
 
2014-02-14 03:27:58 PM  

Pincy: Why do I have a feeling I am better off for having no idea who this person is?


I think she's from that song... "Farrah Abraham had many sons, many sons had Farrah Abraham.  I am one, and you are too.  So let's all praise the Lord."
 
2014-02-14 03:33:59 PM  
I think the important thing here is that Ayn Rand's catalogue has been woefully ignored as the source for porn parody.

I want to see "We the Farking," "Atlas Swapped," "The Virtue of Selfishness" as a masturbation video.
 
2014-02-14 03:36:59 PM  

Teufelaffe: There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.


The downstairs DVD shops on 8th avenue still cater to people with a variety of marginalized interests.

I wouldn't recommend trying to shoplift any videos past the 300lb guy at the front door, though, unless you get off on getting beat up.
 
2014-02-14 03:41:25 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Has she done 'airtight' videos yet? If not, then is she truly a porn star?

/ Semi-ashamed that I know what that means.
// Thanks internet.


Airtight Ski-pole?
 
2014-02-14 03:45:02 PM  

Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.


Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:

s1.hubimg.com
 
2014-02-14 03:49:12 PM  
She was a little rough around the edges, but, dayum... that rack...


digthetunnel.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-02-14 03:52:46 PM  
Why can't she just embrace being a porn star and shut her pie hole.  It's really the only job she's qualified to do and she's fairly competent.

I was interested in seeing her 2nd flick...but I'm losing interest because of her whining.  It kind of kills the fantasy of hot chicks wanting to be banged on camera if the hot chick (and I'm not saying she's hot) whines about doing porn.
 
2014-02-14 04:10:36 PM  
She wants it both ways.  Does that mean a threesome?
 
2014-02-14 04:14:21 PM  

Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.


I do. I was like seven and before my preference was goth girls but even then I knew she was hot.

Born again Christians. Christ, those are the worst kind because their guilt makes them so judgmental. I'm sorry you had a three way with Carrot Top and a yak but don't take it out on me.
 
2014-02-14 04:16:57 PM  

ristst: I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


Walls dude.
 
2014-02-14 04:31:35 PM  

ColSanders: Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:


This is what I was going to say. Mmmm, what a wonderful era.
 
2014-02-14 04:42:24 PM  

Archimedes' Principal: Has she done 'airtight' videos yet? If not, then is she truly a porn star?

/ Semi-ashamed that I know what that means.
// Thanks internet.


First time I have ever heard that term, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what it means without looking it up.

/Semi-ashamed that I have an idea what that means.
 
2014-02-14 05:12:40 PM  

FunkOut: Especially since I told him where the good free stuff was instead of his "let's click on random GIS results and end up with a computer virus"


Care to share?
 
2014-02-14 05:13:26 PM  

Nix Nightbird: I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.


whynotboth?.jpeg
 
2014-02-14 05:45:27 PM  

ColSanders: Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x379]


I had her and Catherine Bach on my wall:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-14 06:23:45 PM  
You do porn, you're always the person who did porn. No-one considers Stoya or Traci Lords to be actresses. You say those names and the first association is porn.
 
2014-02-14 06:53:21 PM  
Does Farrah Abraham qualify as a "bad ass-actress"?  Wow; just reading that gave me a brown eye.
 
2014-02-14 06:56:35 PM  

Billy Liar: Does Farrah Abraham qualify as a "bad ass-actress"?  Wow; just reading that gave me a brown eye.


Uh oh. There's a farker named "Brown Eye," you may have summoned him. NTTAWWT.
 
2014-02-14 07:00:17 PM  

Scrotastic Method: CygnusDarius: Scrotastic Method: She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.

Aren't we also porn participants, or porn consumers?.

Fun fact: I actually am a porn participant. At least, you can see my face in the background in some Kink stuff. I usually leave early. The open bar is the best part, as porn in real life is...not fun to be around.


"In reality making a fishing series is like filming a porn movie. With fishing, you are lucky if you catch something and in porn you are lucky if you don't, but both are tedious, crusty, sticky and stinky. Also it's mostly faked" - Rich Hall, promoting his fishing show on BBC4
 
2014-02-14 07:00:27 PM  
$93K? Fark, why wasn't I born an attractive vapid whore?
 
2014-02-14 07:07:11 PM  

farkeruk: You do porn, you're always the person who did porn. No-one considers Stoya or Traci Lords to be actresses.


Sibel Kekilli is probably the closest thing to a crossover success story there has been, and look at the kind of role available to her on Game of Thrones.
 
2014-02-14 08:35:36 PM  

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


People tend to view anal cancer negatively, because they associate the cancer with a few of its risk factors -- such as sexually transmitted diseases or anal sex, Eng said.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/09/anal.cancer.fawcett/index.html? er ef=rss_latest
 
2014-02-15 01:17:14 AM  

farkeruk: You do porn, you're always the person who did porn. No-one considers Stoya or Traci Lords to be actresses. You say those names and the first association is porn.


Traci Lords? An actress? Everyone knows that she's a musician!
 
2014-02-15 01:17:48 AM  
Chicks like porn too.


Xhamster has a category called female preference.

Not only am i cool with my husband watching porn, i watch it on my own time occaisonally, or together.

Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.
 
2014-02-15 02:01:51 AM  

voristrupp: Chicks like porn too.


Xhamster has a category called female preference.

Not only am i cool with my husband watching porn, i watch it on my own time occaisonally, or together.

Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


My gal laughs at the Female Choice section because it's mostly cockold and lesbian scenes. She surmises that a lot of female Xhamster users have repressed sex lives, but then again if extra partners are your thing then chances are it sin't happening all the time so maybe they're just getting their rocks off that way in between hook-ups.
 
2014-02-15 02:29:52 AM  

voristrupp: Chicks like porn too.


Xhamster has a category called female preference.

Not only am i cool with my husband watching porn, i watch it on my own time occaisonally, or together.

Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


d1nx6mcwdpv1xd.cloudfront.net
i1.ytimg.com
How was your day? Do you need to talk? 'Cause I'll just listen patiently and say things like, ''Uh-huh,'' ''How annoying,'' ''She's clearly jealous of you,'' and ''Well, it's his loss''. You're a great woman. You deserve a great man. For just $24.95 an hour.
 
2014-02-15 07:15:51 AM  

voristrupp: Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 09:15:37 AM  
Her kid is probably gonna grow up knowing that all those 'I farked your mom last night' jokes in high school will most likely be true.

So I'm guessing that restaurant she was supposed to open is, unlike her Crustytown Fun Slide, never gonna open, much less be packed. I'd feel kinda weird eating at a place run by an owner who's famous for getting pumped in the fart box, especially when it comes desert time. Tiramisu, anyone? Or how's about some banana fudge pudding?
 
2014-02-15 09:22:03 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Her kid is probably gonna grow up knowing that all those 'I farked your mom last night' jokes in high school will most likely be true.

So I'm guessing that restaurant she was supposed to open is, unlike her Crustytown Fun Slide, never gonna open, much less be packed. I'd feel kinda weird eating at a place run by an owner who's famous for getting pumped in the fart box, especially when it comes desert time. Tiramisu, anyone? Or how's about some banana fudge pudding?


Sadly (misguided or not), she probably did it for her kid.

Same goes for a lot of porn stars, judging by the fairly common C-section scars I've seen um, heard of.
 
2014-02-15 06:54:44 PM  
I've got the perfect porn name for her:

Mira Lacks
 
2014-02-15 08:25:07 PM  

Whatthefark: ColSanders: Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x379]

I had her and Catherine Bach on my wall:

[i.imgur.com image 400x500]


Catherine Bach did not age well.
 
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