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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham says she isn't a porn star, but she's been hounding pornographic studios about paying her royalties. It seems that she wants it both ways   (tmz.com) divider line 95
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2014-02-14 02:15:23 PM

under a mountain: Archimedes' Principal: Nix Nightbird: ristst: Mugato: Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple.

Ya mean the poster that has sold more than 6 million prints as of the last counting?

I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.

My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

[img.fark.net image 528x784]

It's not terribly clear here, but it had nipple pokies AND a little bit of butt. Plus, her face is so much more attractive than Farrah's face. Farrah always looked like some chain-smoking old barfly to me.

To me, Teri Copely had a Marylin Monroe quality about her. I never understood why she didn't become more famous.

/ Off to IMDB and Wikipedia to see if I can find the answer.

Well here's the reason
In the 1990s Copley became a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born-again_Christian">born-again Christian and slowly eased her way out of celebrity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood">Hollywood.http://en.wikipedia .org/wiki/Teri_Copley#cite_note-4">[4]


DAMN YOU ORGANIZED RELIGION!!!!!

Why do all the hot ones become born-again Christians? Why do they do it AFTER they've gotten naked and made us want to see them again?

Stupid God, always takin' our women.
 
2014-02-14 02:24:00 PM

Nix Nightbird: Yeah... This is what I was talking about. I can't begin to tell you how great it is to be with an emotionally-secure woman who doesn't feel threatened by celebrities, porn stars, and camgirls. Guys, when you pick your wife, make sure she's totally cool with the things you like-- EVEN porn-- Before marrying her. It really sucks to have to hide an aspect of yourself and lie in order to avoid a fight.


Very much ^^THIS^^

Which brings to mind the thread a couple days back where someone posted a story about a guy whose wife wouldn't let him drink inside the house, so he drank in the car.  He passed out and froze to death.

But seriously....WTF???  Your wife won't let you drink inside the house???  Grow a pair, fer cryin' out loud.
 
2014-02-14 02:28:01 PM
This is one of the people I wouldn't give two shiats if they caught AIDS
 
2014-02-14 02:35:57 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: This is one of the people I wouldn't give two shiats if they caught AIDS


I'm curious about the others on that list.
 
2014-02-14 02:38:22 PM

ristst: Nix Nightbird: Teri Copely

Yeahboy....!  She ripped.  And she got 'em out for Playboy....

Although pop culture had made a 180 between Farrah (1976) and We Got it Made (1983).  Farrah was very much a product of the time....her image was pure 70s.

/I always had a chub for Jaclyn Smith


for me back then:

images.moviepostershop.com

/get off my lawn, etc
 
2014-02-14 02:39:19 PM

FinFangFark: drjekel_mrhyde: This is one of the people I wouldn't give two shiats if they caught AIDS

I'm curious about the others on that list.


Pat Robertson and Obama?
 
2014-02-14 02:42:11 PM
Well dear the next time you make a porn bring somebody that is good at reading contracts and negotiating. That way you might make some money ya ditz.
 
2014-02-14 02:43:39 PM

Scrotastic Method: She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.


Aren't we also porn participants, or porn consumers?.
 
2014-02-14 02:59:57 PM

Nix Nightbird: This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.


Dude!  I HAD that poster!  In fact, I might still HAVE that poster!
(I have hundreds in the basement (used to work at movie theaters/video stores) I never throw anything away)

Do you seriously want it?  I could look!
 
2014-02-14 03:00:59 PM

InmanRoshi: CygnusDarius: Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.

Well, backdoor X sounds too obvious. So... Maybe, I dunno, Amy Ram?.

I'm picturing a libertarian  porn star named Iam Rammed.   Somehow The Fountainhead gets worked into a title.


Uh huh huh huh huh huh........"rear'd him".
 
2014-02-14 03:01:36 PM

CygnusDarius: Scrotastic Method: She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.

Aren't we also porn participants, or porn consumers?.


Fun fact: I actually am a porn participant. At least, you can see my face in the background in some Kink stuff. I usually leave early. The open bar is the best part, as porn in real life is...not fun to be around.
 
2014-02-14 03:03:05 PM

mentallo69: I'll never understand why women  give two shiats if their husband/BF  pay for porn. Sometimes jerking is quicker, easier and sometimes its more gratifying than sex with the same chick for years no matter how good she is in bed


I mean it beats the fark out of cheating on you. Men like porn. I dont care how many times you blow me in a day. Thank god I have a girl who likes porn.


I'd call him a moron for paying for it. Especially since I told him where the good free stuff was instead of his "let's click on random GIS results and end up with a computer virus" antics.
 
2014-02-14 03:16:03 PM
Why do I have a feeling I am better off for having no idea who this person is?
 
2014-02-14 03:21:17 PM

FunkOut: mentallo69: I'll never understand why women  give two shiats if their husband/BF  pay for porn. Sometimes jerking is quicker, easier and sometimes its more gratifying than sex with the same chick for years no matter how good she is in bed


I mean it beats the fark out of cheating on you. Men like porn. I dont care how many times you blow me in a day. Thank god I have a girl who likes porn.

I'd call him a moron for paying for it. Especially since I told him where the good free stuff was instead of his "let's click on random GIS results and end up with a computer virus" antics.


Agree with you about paying for it at all. However you are rare in your thoughts though. Lots of women feel porn is a form of competition and cheating. They get threatened by it. My girl would rather me just watch porn with or without her than sleep with other chicks. Truthfully, I feel the same. Not into the cheating thing
 
2014-02-14 03:27:58 PM

Pincy: Why do I have a feeling I am better off for having no idea who this person is?


I think she's from that song... "Farrah Abraham had many sons, many sons had Farrah Abraham.  I am one, and you are too.  So let's all praise the Lord."
 
2014-02-14 03:33:59 PM
I think the important thing here is that Ayn Rand's catalogue has been woefully ignored as the source for porn parody.

I want to see "We the Farking," "Atlas Swapped," "The Virtue of Selfishness" as a masturbation video.
 
2014-02-14 03:36:59 PM

Teufelaffe: There's some stuff out there that is nearly impossible to find outside of pay sites.  Or so I've heard.


The downstairs DVD shops on 8th avenue still cater to people with a variety of marginalized interests.

I wouldn't recommend trying to shoplift any videos past the 300lb guy at the front door, though, unless you get off on getting beat up.
 
2014-02-14 03:41:25 PM

Archimedes' Principal: Has she done 'airtight' videos yet? If not, then is she truly a porn star?

/ Semi-ashamed that I know what that means.
// Thanks internet.


Airtight Ski-pole?
 
2014-02-14 03:45:02 PM

Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.


Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:

s1.hubimg.com
 
2014-02-14 03:49:12 PM
She was a little rough around the edges, but, dayum... that rack...


digthetunnel.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-02-14 03:52:46 PM
Why can't she just embrace being a porn star and shut her pie hole.  It's really the only job she's qualified to do and she's fairly competent.

I was interested in seeing her 2nd flick...but I'm losing interest because of her whining.  It kind of kills the fantasy of hot chicks wanting to be banged on camera if the hot chick (and I'm not saying she's hot) whines about doing porn.
 
2014-02-14 04:10:36 PM
She wants it both ways.  Does that mean a threesome?
 
2014-02-14 04:14:21 PM

Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.


I do. I was like seven and before my preference was goth girls but even then I knew she was hot.

Born again Christians. Christ, those are the worst kind because their guilt makes them so judgmental. I'm sorry you had a three way with Carrot Top and a yak but don't take it out on me.
 
2014-02-14 04:16:57 PM

ristst: I have many fond memories of holding that poster with one hand.


Walls dude.
 
2014-02-14 04:31:35 PM

ColSanders: Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:


This is what I was going to say. Mmmm, what a wonderful era.
 
2014-02-14 04:42:24 PM

Archimedes' Principal: Has she done 'airtight' videos yet? If not, then is she truly a porn star?

/ Semi-ashamed that I know what that means.
// Thanks internet.


First time I have ever heard that term, but I think I have a pretty good idea of what it means without looking it up.

/Semi-ashamed that I have an idea what that means.
 
2014-02-14 05:12:40 PM

FunkOut: Especially since I told him where the good free stuff was instead of his "let's click on random GIS results and end up with a computer virus"


Care to share?
 
2014-02-14 05:13:26 PM

Nix Nightbird: I never liked Farrah Fawcett. Her face always freaked me out.My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.


whynotboth?.jpeg
 
2014-02-14 05:45:27 PM

ColSanders: Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x379]


I had her and Catherine Bach on my wall:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-14 06:23:45 PM
You do porn, you're always the person who did porn. No-one considers Stoya or Traci Lords to be actresses. You say those names and the first association is porn.
 
2014-02-14 06:53:21 PM
Does Farrah Abraham qualify as a "bad ass-actress"?  Wow; just reading that gave me a brown eye.
 
2014-02-14 06:56:35 PM

Billy Liar: Does Farrah Abraham qualify as a "bad ass-actress"?  Wow; just reading that gave me a brown eye.


Uh oh. There's a farker named "Brown Eye," you may have summoned him. NTTAWWT.
 
2014-02-14 07:00:17 PM

Scrotastic Method: CygnusDarius: Scrotastic Method: She's right, she's not a porn star. She's a porn participant.

Aren't we also porn participants, or porn consumers?.

Fun fact: I actually am a porn participant. At least, you can see my face in the background in some Kink stuff. I usually leave early. The open bar is the best part, as porn in real life is...not fun to be around.


"In reality making a fishing series is like filming a porn movie. With fishing, you are lucky if you catch something and in porn you are lucky if you don't, but both are tedious, crusty, sticky and stinky. Also it's mostly faked" - Rich Hall, promoting his fishing show on BBC4
 
2014-02-14 07:00:27 PM
$93K? Fark, why wasn't I born an attractive vapid whore?
 
2014-02-14 07:07:11 PM

farkeruk: You do porn, you're always the person who did porn. No-one considers Stoya or Traci Lords to be actresses.


Sibel Kekilli is probably the closest thing to a crossover success story there has been, and look at the kind of role available to her on Game of Thrones.
 
2014-02-14 08:35:36 PM

Mugato: First of all, she has a terrible porn name. Anyone younger than 40 remembers Farrah Fawcet as that old dead woman in that sort of hot poster with the pointy nipple. And Abraham evokes a Jewish grandfather kvetching about the gefilte going bad and last week's box office numbers.


People tend to view anal cancer negatively, because they associate the cancer with a few of its risk factors -- such as sexually transmitted diseases or anal sex, Eng said.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/04/09/anal.cancer.fawcett/index.html? er ef=rss_latest
 
2014-02-15 01:17:14 AM

farkeruk: You do porn, you're always the person who did porn. No-one considers Stoya or Traci Lords to be actresses. You say those names and the first association is porn.


Traci Lords? An actress? Everyone knows that she's a musician!
 
2014-02-15 01:17:48 AM
Chicks like porn too.


Xhamster has a category called female preference.

Not only am i cool with my husband watching porn, i watch it on my own time occaisonally, or together.

Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.
 
2014-02-15 02:01:51 AM

voristrupp: Chicks like porn too.


Xhamster has a category called female preference.

Not only am i cool with my husband watching porn, i watch it on my own time occaisonally, or together.

Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


My gal laughs at the Female Choice section because it's mostly cockold and lesbian scenes. She surmises that a lot of female Xhamster users have repressed sex lives, but then again if extra partners are your thing then chances are it sin't happening all the time so maybe they're just getting their rocks off that way in between hook-ups.
 
2014-02-15 02:29:52 AM

voristrupp: Chicks like porn too.


Xhamster has a category called female preference.

Not only am i cool with my husband watching porn, i watch it on my own time occaisonally, or together.

Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


d1nx6mcwdpv1xd.cloudfront.net
i1.ytimg.com
How was your day? Do you need to talk? 'Cause I'll just listen patiently and say things like, ''Uh-huh,'' ''How annoying,'' ''She's clearly jealous of you,'' and ''Well, it's his loss''. You're a great woman. You deserve a great man. For just $24.95 an hour.
 
2014-02-15 07:15:51 AM

voristrupp: Lots of women do, i think they just lie about it.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-15 09:15:37 AM
Her kid is probably gonna grow up knowing that all those 'I farked your mom last night' jokes in high school will most likely be true.

So I'm guessing that restaurant she was supposed to open is, unlike her Crustytown Fun Slide, never gonna open, much less be packed. I'd feel kinda weird eating at a place run by an owner who's famous for getting pumped in the fart box, especially when it comes desert time. Tiramisu, anyone? Or how's about some banana fudge pudding?
 
2014-02-15 09:22:03 AM

kling_klang_bed: Her kid is probably gonna grow up knowing that all those 'I farked your mom last night' jokes in high school will most likely be true.

So I'm guessing that restaurant she was supposed to open is, unlike her Crustytown Fun Slide, never gonna open, much less be packed. I'd feel kinda weird eating at a place run by an owner who's famous for getting pumped in the fart box, especially when it comes desert time. Tiramisu, anyone? Or how's about some banana fudge pudding?


Sadly (misguided or not), she probably did it for her kid.

Same goes for a lot of porn stars, judging by the fairly common C-section scars I've seen um, heard of.
 
2014-02-15 06:54:44 PM
I've got the perfect porn name for her:

Mira Lacks
 
2014-02-15 08:25:07 PM

Whatthefark: ColSanders: Nix Nightbird: My poster was of Teri Copely... Nobody remembers Teri Copely.

This is the exact poster. I'd love to get another one.

Oh, how I remember that poster.

I also enjoyed Heather Thomas back then.  This one was on my wall:

[s1.hubimg.com image 260x379]

I had her and Catherine Bach on my wall:

[i.imgur.com image 400x500]


Catherine Bach did not age well.
 
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