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(Guardian)   Don't lie. If you had a spare $70m lying around, you'd spend it on Bacon too   (theguardian.com) divider line 15
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2014-02-14 08:31:06 AM
No I l'd spend it on a pig farm and abattoir.
 
2014-02-14 08:31:50 AM
I thought he lived a long time ago.  He must be one of those Immortals, they're always talking about.
 
2014-02-14 08:34:01 AM
Job creators.
 
2014-02-14 08:39:23 AM
I'd open up a design studio (think IDEO), an inventors shop (think Thomas Edison) and a college, all with connected and shared facilities to encourage mingling and sharing ideas.

But then again, that's just me.
 
2014-02-14 08:43:38 AM
"Life is good.  BACON is better."  -  Steve Sabol, NFL Films
 
2014-02-14 08:52:20 AM
I tell you what I'd do...

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-14 08:57:14 AM

Resident Muslim: I'd open up a design studio (think IDEO), an inventors shop (think Thomas Edison) and a college, all with connected and shared facilities to encourage mingling and sharing ideas.

But then again, that's just me.


And co-ed showers?
 
2014-02-14 08:58:34 AM
I'd buy an oz of hash and a box-set of The Bill
 
2014-02-14 08:59:19 AM
Guns, ammo, private range, computers, philanthropic endeavors, and a custom truck. I like bacon, but I don't like it *that* much.
 
2014-02-14 09:17:51 AM
What kind of hipster names their kid Francis Bacon? It should have been Sriracha Bacon, but they blew it and kid ended up huffing paint.
 
2014-02-14 09:44:47 AM
Isn't the whole bacon thing so 2013..

New meme please
 
2014-02-14 09:52:55 AM
zimbomba63: I thought he lived a long time ago.  He must be one of those Immortals, they're always talking about.

upload.wikimedia.org

Salutations I say to thee, most dastardly intruder. Arrest your flight! I wish
to capture thine rapscallion essence upon mine canvas.
 
2014-02-14 09:54:59 AM

Cormee: Resident Muslim: I'd open up a design studio (think IDEO), an inventors shop (think Thomas Edison) and a college, all with connected and shared facilities to encourage mingling and sharing ideas.

But then again, that's just me.

And co-ed showers?


hey, didn't you read my handle??
If there isn't going to be any bacon what makes you think there'll be coed showers?!
 
2014-02-14 10:33:08 AM

MechaPyx: I tell you what I'd do...


140 chicks at the same time
 
2014-02-14 12:25:52 PM
Threesome with Lucy Liu and my fiancee.
 
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