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(KTAR Phoenix)   It's always funnier in the movies when fireworks explode in the trunk of your car   (ktar.com) divider line 8
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2387 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Feb 2014 at 7:41 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-14 07:43:16 AM  
Was the Trunk Monkey harmed?
 
GCD
2014-02-14 07:45:21 AM  
Sounds like they were likely transporting the ignition components AND the fireworks in the same truck. Fireworks don't just spontaneously ignite themselves.

Idiots.

/Pyrotechnician
 
2014-02-14 07:46:19 AM  

GCD: Fireworks don't just spontaneously ignite themselves.


They do if you make them right.

And by right I mean horribly, horribly wrong.
 
2014-02-14 07:53:30 AM  

GCD: Sounds like they were likely transporting the ignition components AND the fireworks in the same truck. Fireworks don't just spontaneously ignite themselves.


"You got potassium permanganate in my glycerin!"
"you got glycerin in my potassium permanganate!"

/The results were not as delicious as the Reese's peanut butter cup...
 
2014-02-14 07:59:07 AM  
So they weren't comically propelled through the air by the explosion causing them to be shot into a tree with a "sproinngggg" noise?

Cartoons have lied to me about the true dangers of explosives being haphazardly transported by morons.
 
2014-02-14 08:01:53 AM  

GCD: Sounds like they were likely transporting the ignition components AND the fireworks in the same truck. Fireworks don't just spontaneously ignite themselves.

Idiots


Really?  I was going to go with "Idiot smoking a cigarette while driving with explosives in the vehicle".
 
2014-02-14 08:23:41 AM  
When I lived in DC we had a guy come to the parking lot to sell fireworks out of the trunk of his car.

He specialized in M100s...had 'em in roman candles, you name it.

In case you don't know, an M100 is comparable to 1/4 stick of dynamite.  And this guy had HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of M100 fireworks in that trunk.

If he ever got rear ended it could've been BAD.
 
2014-02-14 08:30:53 AM  
Reekris!
 
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