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2014-02-14 01:45:02 AM  
9 votes:
Huh. I thought it was supposed to be the stages of an erection.

Guess I got wang on the brain, what with all this talk of gay marriage.

See what you are doing to me, gays?! Geez!
2014-02-14 08:27:02 AM  
5 votes:

Endive Wombat: Until someone (a conservative) can make a logical argument against gay marriage, that does not rely on Jesus, The Bible, etc. I have to stick with loving the idea of equality for all in this country.

Personally, as well as I can "see the other side" of an argument pretty damn well, in this case, I cannot fathom a single argument that makes any logical sense to keep marriage defined as being between one man and one woman.


If two women get married and start a new life together, who is going to kill the spiders in the house?

If two men get married and start a new life together, who is going to be there to nag enough to make sure chores get done?

/I'll take my payment in cash, please, GOP
2014-02-14 05:32:34 PM  
4 votes:

tommyl66: Endive Wombat: Until someone (a conservative) can make a logical argument against gay marriage, that does not rely on Jesus, The Bible, etc. I have to stick with loving the idea of equality for all in this country.

Personally, as well as I can "see the other side" of an argument pretty damn well, in this case, I cannot fathom a single argument that makes any logical sense to keep marriage defined as being between one man and one woman.

If two women get married and start a new life together, who is going to kill the spiders in the house?


Dear God in HEAVEN... if that isn't  THE most bigoted and sexist comment...

Are you dim?  Everyone knows that you can't have a lesbian couple without cats.  The cats kill the spiders.
2014-02-14 08:33:14 AM  
3 votes:

LtDarkstar: The dominoes also represent that time is almost up for our country. If all the states pass laws allowing gay marriage we will see the destruction of this country very fast... we approach the end-times and the allowance of this outright SIN to be passed into law while desecrating the holy marriage bond between a man and a woman will bring swift judgement upon us. Babylon will fall because of this.


We already conquered Iraq. It fell back in 04.

/checkmate
2014-02-14 07:09:28 AM  
3 votes:

phlegmmo: Gig103: I don't get the headline.

Dominoes.


i78.photobucket.com

"Sokath, his eyes uncovered!"
2014-02-14 07:00:31 AM  
3 votes:

HawgWild: Huh. I thought it was supposed to be the stages of an erection.

Guess I got wang on the brain, what with all this talk of gay marriage.

See what you are doing to me, gays?! Geez!


You know, a decent fraction of teh gheys don't have wangs in the first place.
2014-02-14 06:54:04 AM  
3 votes:

SmackLT: caira: So, where are we tipping for last domino? Mississippi? Alabama? I'm thinking one of the Dakotas will make a dark horse run . . .

If I had to guess, I'd say Kansas


I agree though I think Alaska has a shot at being late to the dance just because they have so far to drive.
2014-02-14 04:51:34 PM  
2 votes:

flondrix: ckccfa: I am a super-mega-ultra lesbian,

Cool!  What are you powers?  Do you have your own comic book yet?



My powers include "bringing women to multiple orgasms," "cats," and "sensible shoes."  Some powers are better than others.

Actually, my real super power is being able to flirt with/check out just about any woman without that woman getting upset with me.  I think, since I'm another woman, they're not threatened by me.  They think I'm just complimenting their shirt--"that is such a great color/cut on you"--while I'm really just staring at their tits.
2014-02-14 11:06:32 AM  
2 votes:

elchip: When did the REPEAT tag first show up?


Not sure, but my money is on a story involving Rand Paul.
2014-02-14 10:38:23 AM  
2 votes:

Waldo Pepper: They also don't seem to understand the 14th amendment and the freedoms and protections it gives every American.


You can't understand the 14th Amendment when you can't count past the 2nd Amendment.
2014-02-14 09:29:46 AM  
2 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: The dominoes are falling on those still standing implying an acceleration of laws being struck down.


Like the old saying goes, "if we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
2014-02-14 09:00:29 AM  
2 votes:

serial_crusher: The dominoes are just the beginning of an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that's going to eventually legalize pedophilia and bestiality.  Brings a whole new meaning to the term "mouse trap".


Dude - first thing about the Rube Goldberg Pedophilia Club - you don't talk about the Rube Goldberg Pedophilia Club.
2014-02-14 08:58:11 AM  
2 votes:

Public Call Box: flondrix: bmongar: I agree though I think Alaska has a shot at being late to the dance just because they have so far to drive.

There are strange things done 'neath the midnight sun, by the men who moil for gold...

[www.305651bris.com image 640x480]

What a man possibly mohel-ing for gold would look like.

/of course maybe he's doing it for free
//who knows!
///homonyms FTW


Well, he does take tips.
2014-02-14 08:37:08 AM  
2 votes:

LtDarkstar: The dominoes also represent that time is almost up for our country. If all the states pass laws allowing gay marriage we will see the destruction of this country very fast... we approach the end-times and the allowance of this outright SIN to be passed into law while desecrating the holy marriage bond between a man and a woman will bring swift judgement upon us. Babylon will fall because of this.


This is a legitimate fear. I propose all God-fearing, Jesus-loving, church-going religious folks head directly to their nearest church and stay there until the end times arrive (WHICH IS LITERALLY ANY SECOND NOW). Stay there and for heaven's sake DON'T OPEN THE WINDOWS OR DOORS, lest you see the brutal carnage unfolding upon the Jew-nited Gay-tes of Ameri-duh due to the silly notion of equal rights for all mankind...
2014-02-14 07:35:40 AM  
2 votes:

RobSeace: Monkeyhouse Zendo: But of course this means that the Republicans are well on their way to having another perpetual wedge issue like they do with abortion.

I read that as "perpetual wedgie issue", and it still made perfect sense to me...

/Is this actually a repeat, though? The last story I remember was about KY not VA...


In a way this story is about KY and VA.
2014-02-14 04:38:58 PM  
1 votes:

ckccfa: I am a super-mega-ultra lesbian,


Cool!  What are you powers?  Do you have your own comic book yet?

I really tend to use "gay" more than anything else because I still think of it as gender-neutral and it's also shorter

The acronym LGBTTQQIIAA keeps growing.  Any possibly consolidation should be encouraged.
2014-02-14 02:05:56 PM  
1 votes:

Crapinoleum: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: flondrix: Zagloba: You know, a decent fraction of teh gheys don't have wangs in the first place.

I can remember when "gay" (in that sense) was used mostly as an adjective, and could be prefixed to the nouns "men" or "women" with equal ease.  In other words, "gay" was a synonym for "homosexual".  But nowadays, I am told, "gay women" is an oxymoron.  Who gets to decide this stuff, anyway?

Some women don't like being "labeled" as "lesbian" because of all the assumptions that word carries, so prefer to be called "gay".

Yes, I know a few women like that. They're otherwise quite relaxed about things.

What assumption, besides homosexuality, does that word carry?  That she's Lebanese?


pics.blameitonthevoices.com
2014-02-14 12:17:26 PM  
1 votes:

SmackLT: Brilliant headline, subby. Pretty sure we'll be seeing this one again at the end of the year


Well, no, it'll look more like this:

________________________________________///||
2014-02-14 10:16:18 AM  
1 votes:

phlegmmo: Gig103: I don't get the headline.

Dominoes.


Oh.  Ok.  I thought it was slow-mo footage of a dick getting erect.  That's kind of funny, but dominoes makes more sense.
2014-02-14 09:59:48 AM  
1 votes:

Carousel Beast: Gig103: phlegmmo: Dominoes.

abb3w: www.zen142533.zen.co.uk


Thank you! And yes it is pretty awesome how fast states are figuring it out now.

States aren't figuring it out now, courts are imposing it on them. Let's not pretend rational people are suddenly the voting majority.

I think what's worth noting, though, is that unlike a lot of the civil rights court decisions, we're not seeing people go apeshiat violent on gays. That, imo, is something positive to take out of all this.

/Not to mention that the institution of marriage hasn't somehow fallen apart
//Dumbest argument ever in the first place


No, the argument about it being a violation of religious freedom is the dumbest.

Your church doesn't want same sex marriages, so NO church or those who don't have a faith HAVE to follow these myopic interpretations of Leviticus. While demanding bacon, the right to reap ALL your fields, and hold property into perpetuity. It is awful selective reading, but folks are trying to force that selective reading on everyone. Because, FREEDOM Jeebus!
2014-02-14 09:32:38 AM  
1 votes:
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Public Call Box: What a man possibly mohel-ing for gold would look like.


Gold? I thought it was 40 skins a week, and a chance to get a head.

2014-02-14 09:27:53 AM  
1 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: exparrot: shouldn't it have been


||||||//________

or
_____\\\\||||||||||| ??

Hmm..? The dominoes are falling on those still standing implying an acceleration of laws being struck down.

/Subby
//Of course I messed up the numbers
///17 should be fallen, 3 should be falling, and 30 standing


I swear to the good lord above when I first looked at it the angled ones were going to the wrong way.

/COFFEE STAT!
2014-02-14 09:12:03 AM  
1 votes:

Copperbelly watersnake: So conservatives believe US laws should forbid things the Bible label as sin. They need to explain why payday loan operations are allowed to operate when the Bible forbids usury, especially on loans to the poor.


Or how a godless establishment like Red Lobster can operate here.
2014-02-14 09:04:14 AM  
1 votes:

LtDarkstar: The dominoes also represent that time is almost up for our country. If all the states pass laws allowing gay marriage we will see the destruction of this country very fast... we approach the end-times and the allowance of this outright SIN to be passed into law while desecrating the holy marriage bond between a man and a woman will bring swift judgement upon us. Babylon will fall because of this.


Agrees:
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2014-02-14 08:33:53 AM  
1 votes:

kidgenius: HawgWild: Huh. I thought it was supposed to be the stages of an erection.

Guess I got wang on the brain, what with all this talk of gay marriage.

See what you are doing to me, gays?! Geez!

I was thinking the same exact thing.

This whole gay marriage things means that my current marriage is completely null and void. I gots to go find me another man to gay marry.


I don't think it legalizes polygamy.

Yet.
2014-02-14 08:28:00 AM  
1 votes:
The dominoes also represent that time is almost up for our country. If all the states pass laws allowing gay marriage we will see the destruction of this country very fast... we approach the end-times and the allowance of this outright SIN to be passed into law while desecrating the holy marriage bond between a man and a woman will bring swift judgement upon us. Babylon will fall because of this.
2014-02-14 07:53:57 AM  
1 votes:

flondrix: bmongar: I agree though I think Alaska has a shot at being late to the dance just because they have so far to drive.

There are strange things done 'neath the midnight sun, by the men who moil for gold...


www.305651bris.com

What a man possibly mohel-ing for gold would look like.

/of course maybe he's doing it for free
//who knows!
///homonyms FTW
2014-02-14 07:47:15 AM  
1 votes:
Bullseye! Checkmate, conservatives.
2014-02-14 07:41:49 AM  
1 votes:

rev. dave: macross87: Just wait till the Vatican repeals van on same-sex stuff

So there is a mobile form of it.  Same sex van.


Probably a different film crew on that Bang Bus.
2014-02-14 07:15:39 AM  
1 votes:
Good news.

But of course this means that the Republicans are well on their way to having another perpetual wedge issue like they do with abortion. It's not like the religious right is suddenly going to be okay with Adam and Steve being joined in the bonds of holy matrimony just because a few liberal activist judges say that equal protection before the law applies to godless sodomites too.

When the deep red states start flipping it's going to be bedlam.
2014-02-14 07:15:35 AM  
1 votes:
Conservatives here in NC are already losing their shiat over the judge ruling VA's anti-same sex marriage amendment is unconstitutional. NC has both a law and a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriages, and they know it's only a matter of time before they're both overturned in court. Most of them are whining that NC voters should have the right to decide such things in their own state, not realizing that was the same argument used to keep blacks from voting, or desegregating the schools, or allowing women to vote, etc, etc.

/they're losing the war and they don't like it
//and they know they're losing it
2014-02-14 07:14:46 AM  
1 votes:

bmongar: I agree though I think Alaska has a shot at being late to the dance just because they have so far to drive.


There are strange things done 'neath the midnight sun, by the men who moil for gold...
2014-02-14 06:47:04 AM  
1 votes:
*ban

Damn auto grammar trying to tell me what I mean to type.
2014-02-14 06:44:45 AM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: Huh. I thought it was supposed to be the stages of an erection.

Guess I got wang on the brain, what with all this talk of gay marriage.

See what you are doing to me, gays?! Geez!


I was thinking the same exact thing.

This whole gay marriage things means that my current marriage is completely null and void. I gots to go find me another man to gay marry.
 
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