Weatherkiss: No wonder I can't get any dick. I have a roll of benjamins crammed up there. Thanks, Time!
doglover: If you can't play the guitar or don't have lots of cash, women will not sleep with you.If you can both, you will have to hire security to keep them away.
KeatingFive: doglover: If you can't play the guitar or don't have lots of cash, women will not sleep with you.If you can both, you will have to hire security to keep them away.I have found that you need to sing as well as play guitar.Fortunately, I can do both.
mike_d85: Money is the greatest aphrodisiac in the world.Flowers seem to be a close second.
fusillade762: I'm poor as dirt these days yet I manage to wake up with a boner almost every morning. Can't explain that.
macross87: Is it a money problem when someone exchanges money for sex?
Salieri_82: Being poor doesn't decrease your sex drive. It decreases other people's willingness to fark you.
whatdoyouexpect: I only date men with enough to pay guitar players to go away.
If you like these links, you'll love
Come for the Total, stay for the Farking.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Jan 21 2018 12:00:45
Runtime: 0.337 sec (337 ms)