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(Time)   Money problems are killing your sex drive   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 24
    More: PSA, sex drives, problems, romantic interest  
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2014-02-14 12:17:27 AM
I'm poor as dirt these days yet I manage to wake up with a boner almost every morning. Can't explain that.
 
2014-02-14 12:59:05 AM
Yeah, I know

/sure can't afford hookers on what I make
 
2014-02-14 01:50:05 AM

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2014-02-14 03:49:47 AM
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Happy Valenti....WHAT THE
 
2014-02-14 05:30:11 AM
No wonder I can't get any dick. I have a roll of benjamins crammed up there. Thanks, Time!
 
2014-02-14 05:51:45 AM

Weatherkiss: No wonder I can't get any dick. I have a roll of benjamins crammed up there. Thanks, Time!


How YOU doin'?

/seriously, how you doin?
 
2014-02-14 06:03:01 AM
If you can't play the guitar or don't have lots of cash, women will not sleep with you.

If you can both, you will have to hire security to keep them away.
 
2014-02-14 06:21:27 AM

doglover: If you can't play the guitar or don't have lots of cash, women will not sleep with you.

If you can both, you will have to hire security to keep them away.


I have found that you need to sing as well as play guitar.

Fortunately, I can do both.
 
2014-02-14 06:23:35 AM

KeatingFive: doglover: If you can't play the guitar or don't have lots of cash, women will not sleep with you.

If you can both, you will have to hire security to keep them away.

I have found that you need to sing as well as play guitar.

Fortunately, I can do both.


Or learn to play harder.

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2014-02-14 06:53:57 AM
Is it a money problem when someone exchanges money for sex?
 
2014-02-14 07:23:40 AM
Killed it, buried it and moved on. Now I'm just waitin' around to die.
 
2014-02-14 07:33:55 AM
Being poor doesn't decrease your sex drive. It decreases other people's willingness to fark you.
 
2014-02-14 08:07:59 AM
Money is the greatest aphrodisiac in the world.

Flowers seem to be a close second.
 
2014-02-14 08:10:28 AM
Well duh. How are you planning on purchasing sex from a prostitute without money? Even lime costs money.
 
2014-02-14 08:34:52 AM
99 problems.
 
2014-02-14 08:45:27 AM
I hate guitar players. I hate guitars. I hate sound of guitars, their smug look, their owner's apathy. I only date men with enough to pay guitar players to go away. Pay them in knuckle sandwiches. And then I step in and say 'how 'bout a nice Hawaiin PUNCH to wash that down?'

Um.

What was this article? Oh. Yeah. My sex drive is fine, poor or rich.

But money well-spent on this research. How's that cancer situation workin' out? Guess we got that biological snafu solved?
 
2014-02-14 08:57:12 AM
More like money problems kill my chances at satiating my sex drive.


 

mike_d85: Money is the greatest aphrodisiac in the world.

Flowers seem to be a close second.


Nope, Flowers still fall behind "reminding him/her of his/her opposite sex parent."
 
2014-02-14 10:56:07 AM
This must be why the population of poor people is declining around the world.
 
2014-02-14 11:10:00 AM

fusillade762: I'm poor as dirt these days yet I manage to wake up with a boner almost every morning. Can't explain that.


Sometimes it's five minutes before I can piss. Then that can take a while because my prostate's started acting up already.
Then for the rest of the day it just sort of hangs there, but since there's nothing worthwhile to do with it that's not so bad. But first thing in the morning I could drive 10p nails with this thing.


Weatherkiss: No wonder I can't get any dick. I have a roll of benjamins crammed up there. Thanks, Time!


Having clicked your profile because I'm a lonely Internet guy who's too depressed for desperation, I get the feeling we'd agree on a lot of things but it's hard to know for sure because my eyes glazed over after the first hundred words. Maybe I'll try again after my quart of coffee.


macross87: Is it a money problem when someone exchanges money for sex?


When I can't afford it, yes. There's one amateur ho around here who seems just crazy enough to be interesting; I'd like to get to know her a little but something tells me I'd have to pay her for a BJ first. But yes I'd still want the damn BJ: if I ever get desperate for conversation talk therapy is covered and nobody would feel obliged to say "Honey, it's not THAT small."

Salieri_82: Being poor doesn't decrease your sex drive. It decreases other people's willingness to fark you.


Or even give you the time of day. If I weren't too poor to pay attention that might bother me.

whatdoyouexpect: I only date men with enough to pay guitar players to go away.


So what's your take on Existentialism?
 
2014-02-14 12:13:58 PM

Weatherkiss: No wonder I can't get any dick. I have a roll of benjamins crammed up there. Thanks, Time!


No, it's because you won't shut up.
 
2014-02-14 12:35:32 PM

Weatherkiss: No wonder I can't get any dick. I have a roll of benjamins crammed up there. Thanks, Time!


Do you mind if I make change?
 
2014-02-14 12:50:38 PM
in fairness, when you tell a girl you make like 8k a year, that smile is going to shift a little...
 
2014-02-14 02:03:05 PM
No, its called marriage.

Half the money and all the .... indeed.
 
2014-02-14 02:08:17 PM
Nope have the sex drive, just no money for a hooker.
I blame Obama.
 
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