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(YouTube)   Blogger tapes his one-on-one encounter with the human wax dummy Shia LaBeouf at his 'Apology Art Show': "I cannot forgive you for Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull, just an abomination"   (youtube.com) divider line 10
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2014-02-14 12:38:51 AM  
9 votes:

reklamfox: I am a HUGE fan of the original 3 and was excited when that movie came out, but it turned out to be so bad that it's the only movie that ever got me to leave the theater before it was finished. The refrigerator scene was so stupid, I was actually offended and walked out before it was over. To this day I have no clue how it ended

/end CSB


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2014-02-14 05:59:00 AM  
2 votes:

Kurmudgeon: "Remember that thing that was fun from the previous movies? Look! We're doing that again but WAY BIGGER AND WAY DUMBER!!"
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Still hear her voice in my head.


In fairness, there are worse voices to hear in one's head.

/Imagine all her dialogue in Fran Drescher's voice
2014-02-14 12:52:14 AM  
2 votes:
This blogger is far more annoying than Shia could ever be.
2014-02-14 12:51:49 AM  
2 votes:
All this time, I thought Shia LaBeouf was the most annoying person in the world. Turns out I was off by at least one.
2014-02-14 12:25:52 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: What's the point of saying all this to a wax dummy of Shiatstain leBeef when what we all want to do is kick the REAL Shaitstain leBeef in the nuts as hard as we possibly can, for as long as our legs have strength?

God, I hate him, and I've never even seen anything he was in, except the first Transformers, and that was by accident. He has the range and emotional depth to make Keanu Reeves look like Laurence Olivier.


I think you are in love with him.
2014-02-14 12:05:55 PM  
1 votes:
I just want to sit in front of him for a few minutes, saying the usual things.

Then, I'll make like I'm turning around to leave, and do a quick "BOO!" at him.
2014-02-14 06:06:48 AM  
1 votes:

AtlanticCoast63: Kurmudgeon: "Remember that thing that was fun from the previous movies? Look! We're doing that again but WAY BIGGER AND WAY DUMBER!!"
[www.flickfilosopher.com image 560x273]

Still hear her voice in my head.

In fairness, there are worse voices to hear in one's head.

/Imagine all her dialogue in Fran Drescher's voice


With Gilbert Gottfried responding for the male voices...
2014-02-14 01:20:11 AM  
1 votes:
The "airing of grievances" isn't as effective without Jerry Stiller.
2014-02-14 01:16:01 AM  
1 votes:

DKinMN: reklamfox: I am a HUGE fan of the original 3 and was excited when that movie came out, but it turned out to be so bad that it's the only movie that ever got me to leave the theater before it was finished. The refrigerator scene was so stupid, I was actually offended and walked out before it was over. To this day I have no clue how it ended

/end CSB

It was only a little more stupid than a few other episodes from the previous films. They aren't supposed to be realistic.

That scene was dumb. So is jumping out of a plane in a raft and surviving.

The movie was a piece of garbage, though. The effects looked terrible, the plot was awful. I got up and said it felt like George Lucas just took a two hour long shiat in my eyes and ears, and the theater broke out in applause. It was so bad. So, so bad.

But, don't put it all on that ridiculous scene. You didn't even get to the CGI monkeys.



Oh for crying out loud, yeah.... The whole movie was pure, unadulterated awful from beginning to end. I don't know how Spielberg didn't Alan Smithee it. I guess his paycheck was fat enough to turn his conscience off.

The only thing I disagree with you on is that it was only a little more stupid than the previous ones. I disagree. Sure the previous ones had magical shiat, and a few spectacular but unrealistic stunts - but this was way dumber by leaps and bounds. The previous ones just had a few things you needed to suspend your disbelief for to enjoy them comfortably. This one took your disbelief, strangled it and cracked its skull open with a rock. And sooooo much of the movie was Lucas going, "Remember that thing that was fun from the previous movies? Look! We're doing that again but WAY BIGGER AND WAY DUMBER!! Isn't that awesome you morons?!? You liked it when they went over the waterfall in that raft, huh? Well let's have them go over THREE stupid looking waterfalls! That's three times better, right? GIVE ME THAT MONEY YOU biatchFARKS."
2014-02-14 12:39:23 AM  
1 votes:
What will it take to jettison this cartoonishly amateurish plagiarist into deep space?
 
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