Gyrfalcon: What's the point of saying all this to a wax dummy of Shiatstain leBeef when what we all want to do is kick the REAL Shaitstain leBeef in the nuts as hard as we possibly can, for as long as our legs have strength?God, I hate him, and I've never even seen anything he was in, except the first Transformers, and that was by accident. He has the range and emotional depth to make Keanu Reeves look like Laurence Olivier.
Uzzah: All this time, I thought Shia LaBeouf was the most annoying person in the world. Turns out I was off by at least one.
elgripe: Waiting in line to ... yell at him or shiat in front of him or wipe his tears or... what a waste of human energy and spirit. It's... sick.
Iggie: Apos: What will it take to jettison this cartoonishly amateurish plagiarist into deep space?I bet Marina Abramovic is thinking the same thing right now.[www.glenwoodnyc.com image 537x364]
Smashed Hat: DKinMN: But, don't put it all on that ridiculous scene. You didn't even get to the CGI monkeys.Yeah people always point out the fridge scene but honestly, if the rest of the movie had been at least passably good that scene would have just come off as a comic moment and I doubt anyone would be bothered by it. I actually like how he stumbles into the fake town because it was funny at at least kind of historically accurate as far as how they did nuclear testing. The movie gets SO much worse after that.It's like saying the worst part about the Phantom Menace was Jar Jar when in reality every part of the Phantom Menace was the worst part of the Phantom Menace.
Hijack: Iggie: Apos: What will it take to jettison this cartoonishly amateurish plagiarist into deep space?I bet Marina Abramovic is thinking the same thing right now.[www.glenwoodnyc.com image 537x364]Beat me to it. Nice.
reklamfox: I am a HUGE fan of the original 3 and was excited when that movie came out, but it turned out to be so bad that it's the only movie that ever got me to leave the theater before it was finished. The refrigerator scene was so stupid, I was actually offended and walked out before it was over. To this day I have no clue how it ended/end CSB
Sobekneferu: reklamfox: I am a HUGE fan of the original 3 and was excited when that movie came out, but it turned out to be so bad that it's the only movie that ever got me to leave the theater before it was finished. The refrigerator scene was so stupid, I was actually offended and walked out before it was over. To this day I have no clue how it ended/end CSBI could deal with the refrigerator -- I'd already had to deal with the "metal gunpowder" that would fly through the air towards a magnet. The point that pissed me off to no return was Indy in quicksand and they throw him a snake to pull himself out with; and then he's so terrified he initially won't touch it and practically freezes in terror. In Raiders when he finds the snake in the airplane he just yells angrily, he doesn't burst into tears and jump out the plane. Yes, it's established that he's afraid of snakes, but we always saw in the other movies that he can deal with them if needed -- like when he'd going to die if he doesn't.The amount of fake-looking props and computer effects was my secondary big complaint. The sword-fight-car-chase looked distractingly green-screened, and the "Crystal Skull" looked like a plastic paperweight with a wad of saran wrap stuffed inside.I didn't inherently object to aliens, but they didn't really match with anything else in the series or even that one film up till the point of revealing them, and since nothing whatever really came of it, it just seemed so pointless.
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