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(Tacoma News Tribune)   Mariners pitcher will miss 4 to 6 weeks due to severely strained finger strain caused by protective netting   (blog.thenewstribune.com) divider line 21
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2014-02-14 02:48:46 AM  
severely strained finger strain

This shiat got greenlit?
 
2014-02-14 03:03:15 AM  
Well there is headline of the year material. For Downs Syndrome Sports Syndrome Newsletter Newsletter Syndrome Sports Newsletter.
 
2014-02-14 03:06:41 AM  
Not to mention another pitcher with a bum shoulder, a catcher who spent the off season eating, and an outfielder out with a icky tummy. Gonna be a another (another and another) long season.
 
2014-02-14 03:47:53 AM  
I hope the Mariners are just trolling, not really fishing for sympathy.  Otherwise, they'll go belly up again.
 
2014-02-14 05:47:57 AM  

harleyquinnical: I hope the Mariners are just trollingtrawling, not really fishing for sympathy.  Otherwise, they'll go belly up again.


ftfy, if that was what you were going for
 
2014-02-14 07:20:31 AM  
I see that this year's crop of weird baseball injuries is off to a good start.

At least he didn't hurt it throwing away his gum.
 
2014-02-14 08:25:31 AM  
Why has Fark not had a baseball spring training thread?
 
2014-02-14 10:32:42 AM  

zerkalo: Not to mention another pitcher with a bum shoulder, a catcher who spent the off season eating, and an outfielder out with a icky tummy. Gonna be a another (another and another) long season.


I don't even know why we signed Gutti.
 
2014-02-14 10:50:30 AM  

neuroflare: severely strained finger strain

This shiat got greenlit?


With the ironic tag, no less. WTF?
 
2014-02-14 10:51:46 AM  
Oh, I get it. It's because he's a Marlin player and the screen is like a net. ha. ha.
 
2014-02-14 11:26:27 AM  

zerkalo: a catcher who spent the off season eating


Don't most people spend an awful lot of their time eating, even if it isn't the off season?
 
2014-02-14 12:06:54 PM  

MFAWG: zerkalo: Not to mention another pitcher with a bum shoulder, a catcher who spent the off season eating, and an outfielder out with a icky tummy. Gonna be a another (another and another) long season.

I don't even know why we signed Gutti.


Gutti's deal is pretty small.  High upside if he is able to contribute.  If he's not, no big loss.
 
2014-02-14 12:39:40 PM  

neuroflare: harleyquinnical: I hope the Mariners are just trollingtrawling, not really fishing for sympathy.  Otherwise, they'll go belly up again.

ftfy, if that was what you were going for


I can see you've never fished in Minnesota.  It was correct as "trolling".
 
2014-02-14 01:05:10 PM  

RedZoneTuba: neuroflare: harleyquinnical: I hope the Mariners are just trollingtrawling, not really fishing for sympathy.  Otherwise, they'll go belly up again.

ftfy, if that was what you were going for

I can see you've never fished in Minnesota.  It was correct as "trolling".


Trawling is the one that uses nets. Could go either way.
 
2014-02-14 02:47:47 PM  

zerkalo: Not to mention another pitcher with a bum shoulder, a catcher who spent the off season eating, and an outfielder out with a icky tummy. Gonna be a another (another and another) long season.


At least your team made an effort. I think the Blue Jays management forgot how telephones work.
 
2014-02-14 03:41:37 PM  

ShawnKemp: MFAWG: zerkalo: Not to mention another pitcher with a bum shoulder, a catcher who spent the off season eating, and an outfielder out with a icky tummy. Gonna be a another (another and another) long season.

I don't even know why we signed Gutti.

Gutti's deal is pretty small.  High upside if he is able to contribute.  If he's not, no big loss.


It's no loss at all now, but everyone had to know the guy wasn't going to play in more than 50 games. And Ackley is HORRIBLE in the field.
 
2014-02-14 04:42:54 PM  

neuroflare: harleyquinnical: I hope the Mariners are just trollingtrawling, not really fishing for sympathy.  Otherwise, they'll go belly up again.

ftfy, if that was what you were going for


I was actually going for puns, but given what the Mariners did last year in the Cactus League, they were totally trolling the rest of the season.
 
2014-02-14 04:45:36 PM  

harleyquinnical: neuroflare: harleyquinnical: I hope the Mariners are just trollingtrawling, not really fishing for sympathy.  Otherwise, they'll go belly up again.

ftfy, if that was what you were going for

I was actually going for puns, but given what the Mariners did last year in the Cactus League, they were totally trolling the rest of the season.


Trolling is done with line(s). Trawling is done with nets. TMYK
 
2014-02-14 04:52:09 PM  

red5ish: Trolling is done with line(s). Trawling is done with nets. TMYK


www.grudge-match.com
I know zat.
 
2014-02-14 09:47:49 PM  
Thank you for the fishing knowledge, I didn't know there was a difference, I just thought it was pronunciation/accent differences
 
2014-02-15 12:35:13 AM  

MFAWG: zerkalo: Not to mention another pitcher with a bum shoulder, a catcher who spent the off season eating, and an outfielder out with a icky tummy. Gonna be a another (another and another) long season.

I don't even know why we signed Gutti.


Because in the 4 games per year that he isn't hurt he's actually a really good player. Hopefully he gets this crap sorted out once and for all, because I'm tired of watching him being Rocco Baldelli 2.0.
 
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