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(Fox 5 San Diego)   If you scream at a Girl Scout selling cookies she "looks like a farkin' hooker"...you might have some curious peccadilloes   (fox5sandiego.com) divider line 93
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2014-02-14 12:05:06 AM
Dude, I love Peccadilloes, they're my favorite after Thin Mints.
 
2014-02-14 12:21:01 AM
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2014-02-14 12:29:21 AM
I have to pay extra to get them to dress up that way and they don't bring me cookies.
 
2014-02-14 12:30:56 AM
Well, Frank Miller does like to be left alone when he's out in public.
 
2014-02-14 04:26:32 AM
Well to be fair Girl Scouts are basically whored out for cookies, so there's that.
 
2014-02-14 04:28:43 AM
I can already tell this will be an awkward thread.
 
2014-02-14 04:45:25 AM

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JasonOfOrillia: I have to pay extra to get them to dress up that way and they don't bring me cookies.


Thank you Fark, you do not disappoint!
 
2014-02-14 04:49:54 AM
I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....
 
2014-02-14 04:52:17 AM
Fox 5 attempted to contact the man at his home, but there was no answer.

Investigating reporting 40 years ago - uncover the Watergate scandal
Investigating reporting today - find out where that guy who lives who yelled at the girl scout
 
2014-02-14 04:53:10 AM
TFA: "He wasn't crazy, he was just mean."

I think If you totally lose your shat at a Girl Scout selling cookies you might be farking nuts.
 
2014-02-14 04:58:36 AM

Animatronik: I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....


Technically, wouldn't that make him a pedocide? I mean, it's rather difficult to claim that one is a lover of something when one goes about killing the object of one's affection, innit?

/technically is the best kind of correct
 
2014-02-14 04:59:36 AM
I prefer brownies.

/ To cookies, you pervs!
// takes a seat over there
 
2014-02-14 05:11:55 AM

Animatronik: I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....


Was it the uniform?
You might look into some help for this.
 
2014-02-14 05:14:51 AM

Animatronik: I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....


Oh, better take the link down since it doesn't resonate with Animatronik.
 
2014-02-14 05:15:44 AM
I could see where the guy would be agitated. During these couple of weeks you can't go into a damn grocery store without being swarmed by Girls Scouts at least 1-2 times both going in and coming out.
 
2014-02-14 05:18:14 AM
They didn't really answer the actual question: Did she, in fact, look like a hooker?
 
2014-02-14 05:18:34 AM

ThatDarkFellow: Animatronik: I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....

Oh, better take the link down since it doesn't resonate with Animatronik.


Yeah, thread's over. Someone had a personal experience with something vaguely similar to the headline. No jokes allowed, guys. We'll take 5 and meet back for the next circumsicion thread.
 
2014-02-14 05:19:06 AM

you are a puppet: Fox 5 attempted to contact the man at his home, but there was no answer.

Investigating reporting 40 years ago - uncover the Watergate scandal
Investigating reporting today - find out where that guy who lives who yelled at the girl scout


Oh FFS, it's local. Considering they didn't get his name at the scene but tracked him down to his house, not bad. Also,

find out where that guy who lives who yelled

Yes, he was mean. But they didn't kill him on the spot, so he lives yet.
 
2014-02-14 05:19:39 AM
Wait. How do they know who this guy is?
 
2014-02-14 05:40:26 AM

spagunk: They didn't really answer the actual question: Did she, in fact, look like a hooker?


Exactly, came to post this.

If she actually looked like she was in clothing designed to make males want to pay her for sex then she would by default look like a hooker and the guy would be vindicated.

Also, mean isn`t illegal and I reckon his words were covered under free speech...
 
2014-02-14 05:43:13 AM
What's important here is that the mom did the right thing and called the news.
 
2014-02-14 05:47:20 AM

mrswood: What's important here is that the mom did the right thing and called the news.


Hurt feelings sell a lot of cookies.
 
2014-02-14 05:47:44 AM
"peccadilloes" *picks up and dusts off "peccadilloes"*  Oh yeah, she's a beauty, alright.  My new pet word for awhile.  "peccadilloes"
 
2014-02-14 05:50:00 AM

mrswood: Wait. How do they know who this guy is?


Yes, in the video the reporter tracks down the guy's home.
 
2014-02-14 05:53:24 AM
A farking hooker. Are there any other kinds?

/looking for a yodeling hooker
//would pay $20 for a yodeljob.
 
2014-02-14 05:55:35 AM

Candygram for Mongo: A farking hooker. Are there any other kinds?

/looking for a yodeling hooker
//would pay $20 for a yodeljob.


I know a gal. Calls herself Ricola. She likes to find strangers in the alps.
 
2014-02-14 05:56:43 AM

memebot_of_doom: mrswood: Wait. How do they know who this guy is?

Yes, in the video the reporter tracks down the guy's home.


Yeah I just didn't understand how they knew where he lived. I guess license plate.
 
2014-02-14 05:59:36 AM

ThatDarkFellow: you can't go into a damn grocery store without being swarmed by Girls Scouts at least 1-2 times both going in and coming out.


Man, I wish. The ones where I live don't do anything but talk, the little teases.
 
2014-02-14 06:02:38 AM

spagunk: They didn't really answer the actual question: Did she, in fact, look like a hooker?


This.
 
2014-02-14 06:03:02 AM
Girl Scout cookies are crap. Gimme them Campfire Girls mint thingies!
 
2014-02-14 06:03:43 AM

arjayct: spagunk: They didn't really answer the actual question: Did she, in fact, look like a hooker?

This.


In the video she modeled what she was wearing. I blame leggings.
 
2014-02-14 06:04:44 AM

doglover: Candygram for Mongo: A farking hooker. Are there any other kinds?

/looking for a yodeling hooker
//would pay $20 for a yodeljob.

I know a gal. Calls herself Ricola. She likes to find strangers in the alps.


Her pimp?
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2014-02-14 06:06:05 AM

mrswood: doglover: Candygram for Mongo: A farking hooker. Are there any other kinds?

/looking for a yodeling hooker
//would pay $20 for a yodeljob.

I know a gal. Calls herself Ricola. She likes to find strangers in the alps.

Her pimp?
[i979.photobucket.com image 300x225]


I see you know her.

That's Ben Magic Sphen. The green is for the money and the yellow's for the honey... that goes into the non-sexual herbal throat drops.
 
2014-02-14 06:32:40 AM

Animatronik: I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....


I believe the proper phrasing on fark is:

"when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies"
 
2014-02-14 06:33:54 AM
CSB: A friend of mine (who's always had issues with his weight) walked by a table with a Girl Scout and her mother selling cookies. The conversation went like this:

"Would you like to buy some--"

"BACK, VILE TEMPTRESS!"

The mother fell out of her chair laughing. The Girl Scout looked like she just saw her pet die.

Friend ended up buying five boxes.

/CSB
 
2014-02-14 06:45:44 AM
How pathetic do you have to be to alert the news of this for farks sake? I mean seriously.
And to top it off the reporter goes out of their way to track down and out the man?  Why?  What purpose does it serve? Who gives a shiat?
Who should give a shiat about any of this?

Coming up at the top of the hour, Fox 5 investigates the talk of the town. Learn the age, DoB, SS #, mother's maiden name, LinkedIn profile, and Facebook page of John Smith. Or as you know him, the man that dropped a gum wrapper on Main St.
It took 2 months for our team to track down this mysterious man and Fox 5 has the exclusive!
 
2014-02-14 06:48:26 AM
I remember John Pinochet (sp?) - used to make jokes about him losing weight (he was well over 350 at one point) - talked about trying a diet and a Girl Scout knocked on his door right when he was starving and he said "Oh I think you will win the trip this year!"   Hysterical.

Love the PB cookies, hate they are so small now.
 
2014-02-14 06:51:46 AM

docmattic: Animatronik: I'm sorry, when I was a kid a little girl scout was murdered by a pedophile, so jokes on this subject do not resonate....

Technically, wouldn't that make him a pedocide? I mean, it's rather difficult to claim that one is a lover of something when one goes about killing the object of one's affection, innit?

/technically is the best kind of correct


What if the perp did things to the body only after the perp killed the little scout? Or is that just straight necrophilia?
 
2014-02-14 06:58:38 AM

lc6529: I remember John Pinochet (sp?) - used to make jokes about him losing weight (he was well over 350 at one point) - talked about trying a diet and a Girl Scout knocked on his door right when he was starving and he said "Oh I think you will win the trip this year!"   Hysterical.

Love the PB cookies, hate they are so small now.


I remember him.  He loved Chinese buffet.. but the owners didn't love him.

'You go NOWWW!!  You here four owars!'
 
2014-02-14 07:09:40 AM
Ah...fark never disappoints in a pedo/girlscout thread.

Thanks
 
2014-02-14 07:23:06 AM

C18H27NO3: How pathetic do you have to be to alert the news of this for farks sake? I mean seriously.
And to top it off the reporter goes out of their way to track down and out the man?  Why?  What purpose does it serve? Who gives a shiat?
Who should give a shiat about any of this?



Just for the lulz. The amusement of tracking the guy down, putting him on TV and questioning him, filming whatever crazy reaction they get. Publish his name and address, warn the community that he's a probable sex offender - just f**k with him.
Why not?
If you don't give a shiat, why do you give a shiat?
 
2014-02-14 07:26:41 AM
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2014-02-14 07:29:32 AM
A little overreaction there Mom???  If I had a daughter and decided to pimp her cookies in front of the grocery store, then some old fool decided to talk shat at her, I'd pretty much pull him off to the side, tell him to eff off and then tell my kid that there are in fact idiots in the world.  I would NOT start crying and call the media. 

People like this and the cub reporter who made it an investigation are the perfect example of what is worng in this world.
 
2014-02-14 07:37:07 AM
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2014-02-14 07:43:55 AM

dr428: A little overreaction there Mom???  If I had a daughter and decided to pimp her cookies in front of the grocery store, then some old fool decided to talk shat at her, I'd pretty much pull him off to the side, tell him to eff off and then tell my kid that there are in fact idiots in the world.  I would NOT start crying and call the media.
People like this and the cub reporter who made it an investigation are the perfect example of what is worng in this world.


There's lots of things wrong in the world, but this ain't one of them. Dude was an asshole, reporter was an asshole right back. If we had more assholes willing to deploy their assholery in defense of others, instead of either piling on the victim or jumping straight to violent retribution, the world would be a better place.

/of course, the disappointment for the entitled princesses of the world is that nobody sacrificed their lives
//can't tell if a guy truly cares until after he's died in your defense, and then his corpse just isn't as appealing any more
 
2014-02-14 07:44:25 AM
Alphax

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I remember him.  He loved Chinese buffet.. but the owners didn't love him.
'You go NOWWW!!  You here four owars!'
 >

Why you eat so much?!?!?
 
2014-02-14 07:49:08 AM

mrswood: memebot_of_doom: mrswood: Wait. How do they know who this guy is?

Yes, in the video the reporter tracks down the guy's home.

Yeah I just didn't understand how they knew where he lived. I guess license plate.


Did it have his address on the tag ?
 
2014-02-14 07:50:17 AM
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2014-02-14 07:55:35 AM
where the fark are the pictures of Grables'Daughter in a slutty scout uniform. I looked for an hour last Girl Scout thread and couldnt turn them up.

You know the ones I mean: bare midriff, no bra, glasses and cap, saluting one of them. Where'd they go??
 
2014-02-14 07:57:07 AM
Lotta people took the time and effort to come in here and tell us they don't care and it doesn't matter.
I often wonder if people who do that realize how incredibly f**king stupid it makes them look.
 
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