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(Bleacher Report)   Derek Jeter has dated so many women in his career, somebody made it into a starting baseball lineup. Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field?   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 37
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2014-02-13 07:11:11 PM  
Minka Kelly is catcher.

So... she takes it up the ass?

/sorry
 
2014-02-13 07:40:21 PM  
I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....
 
2014-02-13 08:18:56 PM  
And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!
 
2014-02-13 09:46:47 PM  
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2014-02-13 09:48:26 PM  

Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!


Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

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Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.
 
2014-02-13 09:54:56 PM  

Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

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Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.


I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.
 
2014-02-13 09:58:15 PM  
Also, while I'm not sure exactly how many women Jeter has had over his career, 10 in 19 years isn't really "so many" in my mind. More like he has dated "enough" to make a starting lineup.
 
2014-02-13 09:59:58 PM  

Bane of Broone: Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 320x240]

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.


Young Mindy was smoking hot, but after she plumped up, I don't think Roger would after a 12 pack.
 
2014-02-13 10:02:09 PM  
Mariah Carey's got more range than anybody on that field. A five-octave range. She should be in center.
 
2014-02-13 10:06:19 PM  

Bane of Broone: Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 320x240]

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.


Wasn't she like 14 at the time? That shouldn't count.
 
2014-02-13 10:10:04 PM  

Jakesta: Bane of Broone: Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 320x240]

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.

Wasn't she like 14 at the time? That shouldn't count.


No idea. Maybe Rog saw grass on the field yadda yadda...
 
2014-02-13 10:20:46 PM  
I know he's rich and famous, but he's still goofy-lookin'.
 
2014-02-13 10:23:19 PM  
That's some high-class tail.
 
2014-02-13 10:38:59 PM  
Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field?

That's just Mariah being Mariah.
 
2014-02-13 10:40:44 PM  

Speaker2Animals: I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....


I'd go with Jessica Biel.  Good strong build and plenty of gratuitous ass shots.
 
2014-02-13 10:46:44 PM  
Minka Kelly is left handed.
 
2014-02-13 10:48:24 PM  

bubbaprog: Mariah Carey's got more range than anybody on that field. A five-octave range. She should be in center.


Had more voice range.
 
2014-02-13 10:51:45 PM  

Tellurium: Minka Kelly is left handed.


I don't care.It makes me feel like someone else jerkin' me off.
 
2014-02-13 11:01:53 PM  

Bane of Broone: Also, while I'm not sure exactly how many women Jeter has had over his career, 10 in 19 years isn't really "so many" in my mind. More like he has dated "enough" to make a starting lineup.


These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

Somebody today said he took the George Brett 'don't get married until you retire' advice to heart.
 
2014-02-13 11:07:16 PM  

Speaker2Animals: I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....


Naw, she should be an OF.

After all those years of getting stretched out by rolls of tar paper...she should know how to close a gap.
 
2014-02-13 11:09:54 PM  
I'm guessing Arod is either the DH or 3rd base.
 
2014-02-13 11:24:19 PM  

ladodger34: Bane of Broone: Also, while I'm not sure exactly how many women Jeter has had over his career, 10 in 19 years isn't really "so many" in my mind. More like he has dated "enough" to make a starting lineup.

These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

Somebody today said he took the George Brett 'don't get married until you retire' advice to heart.


I didn't even consider that. Thanks. 

I'm a Worcester-born Red Sox fan, but I can't help but really like Jeter.
 
2014-02-13 11:47:27 PM  
Wasn't be boffing Cameron Diaz at one time?
 
2014-02-14 12:02:38 AM  

ladodger34: These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.


If you laid all of the models in NYC end-to-end...you would have had a slow weekend compared to Jeter's.
 
2014-02-14 12:25:32 AM  

Pentaxian: ladodger34: These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

If you laid all of the models in NYC end-to-end...you would have had a slow weekend compared to Jeter's.


That's the only way to go. I'm not into prudes.
 
2014-02-14 03:03:27 AM  
Team sponsored by whoever supplies the gift baskets that he's famous for.
 
2014-02-14 07:15:14 AM  
Nice win! Time for some grabass!


Slower.
 
2014-02-14 07:21:09 AM  
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Tom Brady approves
 
2014-02-14 10:12:48 AM  
Were any of them switch hitters?

Any triple plays?

We need more stats dammit!!!!
 
2014-02-14 10:48:02 AM  
And just think, most of those women now have the herp because of Jeter.
 
2014-02-14 11:56:11 AM  

SilentStrider: Minka Kelly is catcher.

So... she takes it up the ass?

/sorry


LOL, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
 
2014-02-14 11:57:17 AM  

Speaker2Animals: I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....


Can't believe how beautiful she was when she first came to the scene.  Not saying she isn't attractive now, but in comparison back then she was downright sexy.
 
2014-02-14 05:33:20 PM  
Is he in some sort of contest with John Mayer?
 
2014-02-14 05:41:29 PM  

Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs.  What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 320x240]

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.


Wrong.

Steroids will shrink your testicles, but will not impact penis size.
 
2014-02-14 06:01:22 PM  
It seems demeaning to put women he's dated at baseball positions. Like a twisted version of the ol' bedpost notches.

That said, Tyra Banks at DH?
 
2014-02-14 06:29:58 PM  
I wasn't going to come back to this thread but this keeps bothering me. Jessica Alba? goddamnitsomuch
 
2014-02-15 07:16:54 AM  

red5ish: Is he in some sort of contest with John Mayer?


If he was, he won it a long time ago.
 
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