If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Omaha World Herald)   Omaha cop deluged with Valentines after never having received a single one in school   (omaha.com) divider line 56
    More: Sappy, Omaha, Omaha Police Department, construction papers, precinct captains  
•       •       •

5845 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 9:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



56 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-02-13 08:11:14 PM
Thanks Omaha.
 
2014-02-13 08:28:39 PM
Be my valentine. Don't tase me bro.
 
2014-02-13 08:36:15 PM
He's lucky they didn't deluged him with condoms.

img1.etsystatic.com
 
2014-02-13 09:08:22 PM
Did they all choo-choo-choose him?
 
2014-02-13 09:13:04 PM

jso2897: Did they all choo-choo-choose him?


*shakes fist*
 
2014-02-13 09:18:11 PM
How sweet. I love the smile on his face.
 
2014-02-13 09:18:24 PM
Don't tase me Valentine.
 
2014-02-13 09:18:32 PM
I'm sure some lady will find it in her heart to oink him.
 
2014-02-13 09:19:14 PM

Mark Ratner: Be my valentine. Don't tase me bro.


Dammit!
 
2014-02-13 09:20:19 PM
Hey, it worked for Janis Ian.
 
2014-02-13 09:21:15 PM

AirForceVet: He's lucky they didn't deluged him with condoms.

[img1.etsystatic.com image 570x674]


That wire tree actually brings back some memories (sans condoms).  I bought one of the trees from some hippie artist dude at the Kapok Tree in St. Pete somewhere around 1978-79.
 
2014-02-13 09:21:41 PM

jso2897: Did they all choo-choo-choose him?


goddammit...
 
2014-02-13 09:27:19 PM
i.imgur.com
There.
 
2014-02-13 09:28:37 PM
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-13 09:33:08 PM

He might want to reject the Valentine from Peyton Manning.


Omaha.

 
2014-02-13 09:33:38 PM
To Mr. Omaha Cop:

I love you in blue
And I love you in red
But most of all
I love you in blue.

You sound like one of the good ones. Have a great Valentine's Day!
 
2014-02-13 09:36:36 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-13 09:41:55 PM
static2.hypable.com
 
2014-02-13 09:45:52 PM
Grew up unloved and became a cop. Go fig.
 
2014-02-13 09:48:49 PM
I'm surprised he managed to not shoot any dogs or bystanders in the process
 
2014-02-13 09:52:10 PM
Um...why do you think he became a cop?
 
2014-02-13 09:52:27 PM

wildcardjack: Grew up unloved and became a cop. Go fig.


Kinda balances out the thundersnow.
 
2014-02-13 09:53:53 PM
Sure, because he's got a gun and a legal presumption that anyone he kills deserved it. Let's see the IT guy get a Valentine for a change.
 
2014-02-13 09:59:00 PM

Theaetetus: Sure, because he's got a gun and a legal presumption that anyone he kills deserved it. Let's see the IT guy get a Valentine for a change.


Or maybe everything isn't shiatty.
 
2014-02-13 10:00:36 PM
i58.tinypic.com

/stolen from another thread
 
2014-02-13 10:01:03 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 10:13:50 PM
Cool.  Good on him.
 
2014-02-13 10:14:03 PM
He was probably a horrible little jerk as a kid.
 
2014-02-13 10:14:09 PM
I haven't had a "Valentine" in 14 years, where's /my/ pity party?
 
2014-02-13 10:14:41 PM

fusillade762: [i58.tinypic.com image 850x595]

/stolen from another thread


Love it.  And I've had just enough that I shall send it tomorrow.  For some reason I don't think it will go over well.
 
2014-02-13 10:23:56 PM
Probably better than being deluged with Valentins.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.
 
2014-02-13 10:27:46 PM
Yeah? Well I'm almost 51 and never once had sex. EIP!
 
2014-02-13 10:33:14 PM
How much of an asshole do you have to be to never get a valentine in school?  Even I got valentines way back in the day.

Oh, he's black....in Nebraska
 
2014-02-13 10:34:02 PM

The One True TheDavid: Yeah? Well I'm almost 51 and never once had sex. EIP!


It's over rated anyway. Secretly, no one enjoys it. It's just the price we pay to have kids.
 
2014-02-13 10:34:34 PM
The Oatmeal has the best Valentine's Day cards.
 
2014-02-13 10:37:44 PM
FYI:  the cop in the story is a she.
 
2014-02-13 10:39:21 PM

skinink: He might want to reject the Valentine from Peyton Manning.  Omaha.


Mom loves Peyton.  She was a Super Bowl of super pissedness at Peyton on watching the game that shall not be named.  So tomorrow she's getting a Valentine from 'Peyton' of custom pink and red M&Ms.  Some are stamped with Broncos logo, some say 'Uh-Ohmaha!!' and the rest say 'Sorry!! --Peyton'.

Hope this helps her forgive Peyton by September.
 
2014-02-13 10:42:09 PM
I'm typically not a big fan of cops, but this was heartwarming.
 
2014-02-13 10:43:34 PM

Mock26: The Oatmeal has the best Valentine's Day cards.


Farking genius, the Oatmeal:

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 10:45:12 PM

stuhayes2010: FYI:  the cop in the story is a she.


Brian Smith?
 
2014-02-13 10:49:19 PM
Oh and fark that heartless Fox biatch who yesterday said it was soshulizmly and unbootstrappy to make sure no child is left out by giving ALL little kids in a classroom some valentines.
 
2014-02-13 10:56:22 PM

The One True TheDavid: Yeah? Well I'm almost 51 and never once had sex. EIP!


Sadly I was NOT being sarcastic. :-/
 
2014-02-13 11:04:26 PM

OooShiny: Oh and fark that heartless Fox biatch who yesterday said it was soshulizmly and unbootstrappy to make sure no child is left out by giving ALL little kids in a classroom some valentines.



Agreed! What a horrible c_nt!
 
2014-02-13 11:11:37 PM
Next on Brooklyn99....
 
2014-02-13 11:32:06 PM
this could only happen in... OMAHA!
 
2014-02-13 11:36:41 PM

stuhayes2010: FYI:  the cop in the story is a she.


I'm guessing that you didn't read the article with the utmost attention to detail.
 
2014-02-13 11:42:38 PM
img.fark.net

But at least I'd give it a nice glittery frame and a hippo sticker, just to make it purdy.
 
2014-02-13 11:54:17 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-13 11:55:42 PM
i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-14 12:01:38 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
Displayed 50 of 56 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report