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(Daily Mail)   Nineteen-year-old virginal gay art student announces he will have sex in front of live audience at London gallery in 2015, followed by vigorous Q&A session, to complete his project "Art School Stole My Virginity"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 154
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2014-02-13 08:09:02 PM
The second-year student at Central Saint Martins art school in London has been accused of cheapening sex and art with the stunt

How much cheaper? I'm kinda strapped at the moment.
 
2014-02-13 08:14:14 PM
Clayton should be able to exit the performance before the long arm of the law grabs him; he'll have his shiat packed properly.
 
2014-02-13 08:22:01 PM
Didn't another art student say he was going to do the same thing last year?
 
2014-02-13 08:24:16 PM
But if a woman did this, the greasy neck-beards would be lined up around the block.
 
2014-02-13 08:24:47 PM
Wow, this takes "attention whore" to a whole new level.

/your blog art sucks
 
2014-02-13 08:25:19 PM
Cheapening sex?

Is sex expensive?  Fiat sex?
 
2014-02-13 08:27:35 PM
This should end well
 
2014-02-13 08:29:02 PM
The only "art" being learned these days is the fine art of bullshiatting.  I think artist's statements are given more weight than the actual works.
 
2014-02-13 08:29:06 PM
wagesofwins.com
 
2014-02-13 08:29:08 PM
Anal sex is backhanded sex if it's even sex at all.

/To me, it's not even sex, just a poopal evacuation.
 
2014-02-13 08:29:46 PM
What..what??
 
2014-02-13 08:31:16 PM

miniflea: The only "art" being learned these days is the fine art of bullshiatting.  I think artist's statements are given more weight than the actual works.


The problem, I think, is that everyone wants to be that famous, pivotal artist that changes the way we look at life rather than settling into a comfortable rut of graphic design and advertising work.
 
2014-02-13 08:31:19 PM
And people wonder why nobody takes art (or artists) seriously.
 
2014-02-13 08:31:26 PM
If he's a virgin, I'm the next Queen of England.
 
2014-02-13 08:31:42 PM
I guess if your 19 and still can't get a date, you'll do what ever you have to.
 
2014-02-13 08:32:29 PM
I wonder how many people will come.
 
2014-02-13 08:34:00 PM
FTA: Clayton has not told his parents about the project

Was this *really* a good way to inform them?  A singing telegram would have been easier to handle than an article distributed world wide.
 
2014-02-13 08:34:17 PM
at least we're getting this over with.  now it won't be 'edgy' anymore.
 
2014-02-13 08:34:28 PM
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-13 08:35:47 PM
An art school can steal his virginity?  So he's gonna fark a school building, or just a slutty door knob?
 
2014-02-13 08:36:20 PM
Good use of the Stupid tag.
 
2014-02-13 08:37:05 PM
Still better than the woman who claimed to be making an art project out of the bloody remains of her alleged multiple abortions.
 
2014-02-13 08:37:06 PM
I'm straight, and I remember all the fumbling and bumbling that went on my first time.

Who the hell wants to see that?
 
2014-02-13 08:37:06 PM
More like gave away the bootay at Art School.
 
2014-02-13 08:37:23 PM

miniflea: The only "art" being learned these days is the fine art of bullshiatting.  I think artist's statements are given more weight than the actual works.


It has been that way for a while now. You might enjoy Tom Wolfe's "The Painted Word".
 
2014-02-13 08:37:48 PM

MFAWG: I'm straight, and I remember all the fumbling and bumbling that went on my first time.  Who the hell wants to see that?


motherless.com
 
2014-02-13 08:37:55 PM
I'm sure he is charging admission. Is the part of "The Top" still open? I could use a few extra bucks.
 
2014-02-13 08:38:11 PM
Liar
 
2014-02-13 08:38:17 PM

Nurglitch: But if a woman did this, the greasy neck-beards would be lined up around the block.


And that's the way it should be.

But seriously, I pretty sure there are plenty of greasy neck beards that are deriding this, but are secretly clearing their schedule so they can put on their trench coats and dark sunglasses to go watch this.
 
2014-02-13 08:38:23 PM
NTTAWWT
/oblig
 
2014-02-13 08:38:42 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: FTA: Clayton has not told his parents about the project

Was this *really* a good way to inform them?  A singing telegram would have been easier to handle than an article distributed world wide.


Damnit, now I can't stop laughing at the image of the parents getting a singing telegram letting them know what their kid was planning...
 
2014-02-13 08:39:22 PM
"he"

Stopped reading there.
 
2014-02-13 08:40:08 PM
Maybe he'll get fat before next year and nobody will want to fark him.

Gay men are picky.
 
2014-02-13 08:40:09 PM
warosu.org

/ NOT Obscure
// Fark Knows. They Always Know.
 
2014-02-13 08:40:10 PM

rkiller1: An art school can steal his virginity?  So he's gonna fark a school building, or just a slutty door knob?


You see the price of art schools? Rape the fark out of you.
 
2014-02-13 08:41:16 PM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Didn't another art student say he was going to do the same thing last year?


I thought the same thing, this sounds very familiar.

Either way, anal virgin guy. Just remember to listen to the snails:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-13 08:42:05 PM
Central St Martins. So no surprises there.
 
2014-02-13 08:43:28 PM
I'm warning you now...do NOT GIS "purple squirt art"

DON'T DO IT.
 
2014-02-13 08:44:03 PM

lordjupiter: I'm warning you now...do NOT GIS "purple squirt art"

DON'T DO IT.


NSFW OBVIOUSLY.

NO.  DO NOT.
 
2014-02-13 08:44:35 PM
That's me in the corner...
 
2014-02-13 08:44:51 PM
Maybe he should try a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
 
2014-02-13 08:45:32 PM
+1 for stupid tag.
 
2014-02-13 08:45:34 PM
Am I still obligated to defend his action since he's gay?
 
2014-02-13 08:47:24 PM

Nurglitch: miniflea: The only "art" being learned these days is the fine art of bullshiatting.  I think artist's statements are given more weight than the actual works.

The problem, I think, is that everyone wants to be that famous, pivotal artist that changes the way we look at life rather than settling into a comfortable rut of graphic design and advertising work.


I'm no art buff, but weren't many famous artists not so famous during their life?
 
2014-02-13 08:47:26 PM
Bugger that.
 
2014-02-13 08:47:42 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 08:48:10 PM
I'm gonna jack off in the middle of the road in the name of art and then ask the police officers why they are arresting me.
 
2014-02-13 08:48:16 PM

Gdalescrboz: Am I still obligated to defend his action since he's gay?


If you are in art school, yes.
 
2014-02-13 08:49:46 PM
www.theskinny.co.uk
 
2014-02-13 08:52:31 PM
This is OUTRAGEOUS! DISGUSTING! VILE!

\Lesbians.....that's a different story.
 
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