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(YouTube)   The Onion takes a tour of the Olympic Village in Sochi. Not safe for work   (youtube.com) divider line 41
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2014-02-13 07:17:58 PM
Yeah, possibly.
 
2014-02-13 08:09:47 PM
Who will be the first to report this as real?
 
2014-02-13 08:11:11 PM
Several thousand Chechens just saw that and are ready to kill the infidels.
 
2014-02-13 08:20:58 PM
media.heavy.com
 
2014-02-13 08:23:11 PM
omFg?
 
2014-02-13 08:37:23 PM

Prey4reign: Several thousand Chechens just saw that and are ready to kill the infidels.


meh, Chechens tend to be less 'kill the infidel' sort of islamic rebels and more 'fark the russians'.
 
2014-02-13 08:50:11 PM
The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.
 
2014-02-13 08:55:04 PM
 
2014-02-13 08:59:16 PM

GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.


Sarcasm?
 
2014-02-13 09:02:44 PM

DamnYankees: GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.

Sarcasm?


I'll be honest, I'll be a little disappointed if none of the usual whackadoodles raise this... concern.
 
2014-02-13 09:31:09 PM

HairBolus: I wonder how they filmed that.


That and it had an awful lot of scenes for what should have been a 30 second gag. Would have been funnier if the whole thing was pretty straight but there was suddenly one blatant scene with some pixelled out shenanigans in the background. Instead I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.
 
2014-02-13 09:42:50 PM

Zombalupagus: HairBolus: I wonder how they filmed that.

That and it had an awful lot of scenes for what should have been a 30 second gag. Would have been funnier if the whole thing was pretty straight but there was suddenly one blatant scene with some pixelled out shenanigans in the background. Instead I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.


it wasn't just explicit it was "SEXPLICIT"
 
2014-02-13 09:53:42 PM
Darn the blurcalation... I would have finished 1:07 into that thing. Took me until the 2:13 mark.
 
2014-02-13 11:02:02 PM
Video is fake without footage of a gigantic Michael Sam float going through Fantasy Fest, like a lead B-52 with several Messerschmitt-styled dildos following him in formation to a Flock of Seagulls concert.

And then, BOOM!!!!

The village looks like Berlin.
 
2014-02-13 11:14:18 PM

GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.


That's why the games include curling.
 
2014-02-13 11:14:35 PM
It was educational for me since I had no idea what "jelqing' was or that it even existed.
 
2014-02-13 11:20:33 PM
And when is the IOC going to do something about the disparity between men's and women's race times.  Evidently equality isn't in the IOC's charter...
 
2014-02-13 11:21:21 PM

Zombalupagus: HairBolus: I wonder how they filmed that.

That and it had an awful lot of scenes for what should have been a 30 second gag. Would have been funnier if the whole thing was pretty straight but there was suddenly one blatant scene with some pixelled out shenanigans in the background. Instead I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.


It's the comedy of repetition.

/my favorite part was the woman getting her face pushed into the pasta
 
2014-02-14 01:40:46 AM
That bit featured more Black males than NBC's entire coverage so far.
 
2014-02-14 02:20:13 AM

germ78: Zombalupagus: HairBolus: ...

/my favorite part was the woman getting her face pushed into the pasta


I enjoyed the joke that the guy getting vigourously farked from behind by another dude was a competitor in the Biathlon.
 
2014-02-14 02:37:12 AM
Zombalupagus:  I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.

Never seen the print version?
 
2014-02-14 02:39:03 AM

Aussie_As: germ78: Zombalupagus: HairBolus: ...

/my favorite part was the woman getting her face pushed into the pasta

I enjoyed the joke that the guy getting vigourously farked from behind by another dude was a competitor in the Biathlon.


That's actually a pretty funny joke. Subtle too... well played Onion; well played.
 
2014-02-14 02:43:38 AM
The Atlanta Olympics was far more f*ck-friendly. They even had Jizzy, their official Olympics moneyshot mascot.

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2014-02-14 03:01:21 AM

Zombalupagus: HairBolus: I wonder how they filmed that.

That and it had an awful lot of scenes for what should have been a 30 second gag. Would have been funnier if the whole thing was pretty straight but there was suddenly one blatant scene with some pixelled out shenanigans in the background. Instead I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.

 
2014-02-14 03:56:43 AM
Like many Onion pieces, this one went too long for the joke.
 
2014-02-14 06:22:25 AM
 
2014-02-14 07:16:35 AM
In russia, sex have you!
www.comedycouch.com
 
2014-02-14 07:42:05 AM

Fook: Prey4reign: Several thousand Chechens just saw that and are ready to kill the infidels.

meh, Chechens tend to be less 'kill the infidel' sort of islamic rebels and more 'fark the russians'.


A couple of hundred folks in Boston would like a word...
 
2014-02-14 07:53:09 AM
I was going to compare the Onion to SNL, but some people at SNL at least realize they are not as relevant anymore.
 
2014-02-14 09:02:36 AM

Zombalupagus: HairBolus: I wonder how they filmed that.

That and it had an awful lot of scenes for what should have been a 30 second gag. Would have been funnier if the whole thing was pretty straight but there was suddenly one blatant scene with some pixelled out shenanigans in the background. Instead I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.


So a typical Onion article?
 
2014-02-14 09:50:04 AM
IT'S REAL!
 
2014-02-14 09:57:34 AM

mcmnky: GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.

That's why the games include curling.


Dude: Have you seen curling lately?
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/eh-game/racy-russian-curling-pic-st or ms-social-media-scene-215036291.html
 
2014-02-14 10:05:02 AM

mcmnky: GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.

That's why the games include curling.


You must have missed this link on the Swedish pantsless faceplant article.

http://www.canada.com/olympics/gallery/hot-rocks-gallery-curlings-bo da cious-bodies-sex-up-sochi
 
2014-02-14 11:45:30 AM
Nipples.
 
2014-02-14 12:41:42 PM
That was a lot of effort for a lame joke.
 
2014-02-14 01:23:22 PM
How much lube are they using?
 
2014-02-14 01:37:06 PM
Until I get an autographed picture of Jill Officer going down on Jennifer Jones, none of the curling pics will impress me...................
 
2014-02-14 02:10:05 PM
Scripted video comedy is tough to make work. See WTFark/FarkTV
 
2014-02-14 02:53:09 PM
I see they filmed it in Japan.
 
2014-02-14 04:18:01 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Zombalupagus: HairBolus: I wonder how they filmed that.

That and it had an awful lot of scenes for what should have been a 30 second gag. Would have been funnier if the whole thing was pretty straight but there was suddenly one blatant scene with some pixelled out shenanigans in the background. Instead I feel like someone took the joke and just browbeat me with it for 2 and a half minutes solid.

So a typical Onion article?


The Onion beats a joke to death even worse than SNL, and that's saying something. Still, they have some really funny stuff and it's free.
 
2014-02-14 06:30:45 PM

nursedude: mcmnky: GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.

That's why the games include curling.

Dude: Have you seen curling lately?
http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/eh-game/racy-russian-curling-pic-st or ms-social-media-scene-215036291.html


stevetherobot: mcmnky: GoldSpider: The Olympics promotes unrealistic and unhealthy body image among American teens unfortunate enough to be exposed to the two-week long assault on their self esteem.

That's why the games include curling.

You must have missed this link on the Swedish pantsless faceplant article.

http://www.canada.com/olympics/gallery/hot-rocks-gallery-curlings-bo da cious-bodies-sex-up-sochi


Have you seen the pigs in the snowboard and alpine skiing events?

/hoping for more sexy links...
 
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