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(Komo)   "Psst. I have a gun" "What?" "Psst. Give me all of your money." "Huh? Speak up"   (komotv.com) divider line 38
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2004-01-30 10:23:45 AM
Blockbuster deserves to be robbed. Assholes
 
2004-01-30 11:04:50 AM
If he were stealing horses, there would be several jokes, but I got nothin.
 
2004-01-30 01:05:14 PM
Just give the nice man his money and let him go. Stupid Blockbuster, anyway.
 
2004-01-30 01:34:23 PM
Pssst, so do I, and its pointing a your crotch right now.
 
2004-01-30 03:46:52 PM
"You have a gum?"
 
2004-01-30 03:49:49 PM
Any relation?
 
2004-01-30 03:50:08 PM
Oh Harrison Ford, where did you go wrong?
 
2004-01-30 03:50:58 PM
He lost his mind after calsita dropped him.
 
2004-01-30 03:51:16 PM
As a precaution Parker plans to keep less money in the till and add a surveillance camera. In addition to that, female clerks won't be left alone.

Ah yes, make sure to have a big strong guy there with her so he can wet his pants as well when the guy pulls a gun.
 
2004-01-30 03:51:53 PM
Why dont they just keep samurai swords behind the counter?
 
2004-01-30 03:51:57 PM
shhhhh....
 
2004-01-30 03:54:18 PM
When guns are outlawed, only cordial, whispering bandits will have guns?
 
2004-01-30 03:54:50 PM

Guess he heard how much money Blockbusters makes off of late fees.


How come they won't jump all over this guy, but if I go near the security bars with a rental DVD that sets off the alarm, the clerks are all over me ?

 
2004-01-30 03:56:12 PM
Cuz you aint got no gun, negro
 
2004-01-30 03:56:33 PM
surlyirishman
Oh Harrison Ford, where did you go wrong?

Aw, I thought I'd be the first to get that one.
 
2004-01-30 03:57:33 PM
"This guy was real cordial"

Besides the gun
 
2004-01-30 03:57:36 PM
Harrison Ford? I don't get it...
 
2004-01-30 03:58:09 PM
Doesnt Harrison Ford look a little bit sketchy?
 
2004-01-30 03:58:24 PM
anyone else notice the lack of boobie links?
 
2004-01-30 03:59:57 PM
yes but dont say anything about the lack of askmen.com links
 
2004-01-30 04:01:40 PM
a few years ago i had a hard time with a local bank, so i thought it'd be a good idea to play a joke on them... one afternoon i strolled up the counter and handed them a note that said "Give me all your money." The clerk went white... as she completely unfolded the note she read at the bottom, "April Fools." cause, you know... it was April Fools Day. i walked out and went back to school.. a few hours later the gravity of what i'd done hit me and i was scared shiatless for the next week.
 
2004-01-30 04:11:03 PM
I hate BlockBuster.

They advertised a "We'll match any price" both on TV and in the store. So, i tore off an advertisement for Matrix: Reloaded from Circuit City for 14.99 and brought it in (Blockbuster is 3 blocks away, nearest CC is like 25 min drive).

I go in, and show them the torn off add and say "Hey, I want to get this at this price". The girl then got her manager, who came out and said "You need the full page ad". I'm like, "I have the ad right here" and they're like "No, store policy". I'm like "look lady, i don't see anywhere on your advertisement where it says I need something, it just say's price match. Now, I'm showing you a competitors price and if you want you can call the store and verify it, but from your advertisement I don't need a full page ad".

She wouldn't give it to me, so last time I ever used BB for anything (Hollywood video is just as good, anyway).
 
2004-01-30 04:11:19 PM
MALIGNANT_MELANOMA
If that story is true you are the dumbest living being on the planet. I have a hard time believing that anyone with enough brain cells to operate a computer would be stupid enough to try something like that. Well, they say you learn something everyday.
 
2004-01-30 04:11:34 PM
Simple solution to this problem...
Robber: "Psst, I have a gun"
Clerk: "Me too"
 
2004-01-30 04:13:47 PM



mmmmm....real cordials
 
2004-01-30 04:16:30 PM


I was studying for upcoming role. Yeah, that's it....

/Boobies, why has thou forsaken us ?
 
2004-01-30 04:25:57 PM

By any chance, did the robber ask someone to wear a puffy shirt?
 
2004-01-30 04:39:45 PM


Give me the money. I have a gub.
 
2004-01-30 04:46:32 PM
LOL, I read "Take the Monkey and Run"
 
2004-01-30 04:47:00 PM
I want to try this experiment: Go about my daily life, going to stores, etc, not doing anything out of the ordinary except all the while, I am wearing a ski mask, flak vest, large boots, camo pants, fingertip cut-off gloves. They can't really do anything about that if I'm just going about my business, right?
 
2004-01-30 04:54:10 PM


Man... Indiana Jones has fallen on hard times.

/notthefirsttonoticethesimilarity
 
2004-01-30 05:09:37 PM
Guy with laryngitis peeks in the Dr's office & asks the nurse, in a whisper, "Is the Doctor in?"

The nurse whispered back, "No ... come on in."
 
2004-01-30 05:18:57 PM
thats too much. he waits till there alone and he still whipers. too damn much i tell you
 
2004-01-30 05:28:44 PM
"As a precaution Parker plans to keep less money in the till and add a surveillance camera."

Thanks for telling me, I wont hit that place again...
 
2004-01-30 05:43:19 PM


*whispers*

Smell my fingers, darlin'...
 
2004-01-30 05:49:23 PM
malignant_melanoma

a few years ago i had a hard time with a local bank, so i thought it'd be a good idea to play a joke on them... one afternoon i strolled up the counter and handed them a note that said "Give me all your money." The clerk went white... as she completely unfolded the note she read at the bottom, "April Fools." cause, you know... it was April Fools Day. i walked out and went back to school.. a few hours later the gravity of what i'd done hit me and i was scared shiatless for the next week.

Not very bright, dude, you could have ended up down at the county lockup. However, with a little twist, the gag works with minimal personal risk. Simply go into the bank and write the "I have a gun, give me all your money" note on the back of a deposit slip. Then stick the slip back into the pile, a few slips from the top, and go sit in a bar across the street to watch the fun.

Of course, I should mention that this is a terribly irresponsible thing to do, only a true dick would do something like this, it's mean and nasty, etc., etc., and I don't even know where I learned this trick from. Must have been in a Slashdot forum. Mean people hang out there.
 
2004-01-30 10:03:59 PM
Guy #1: "Sure is windy today!"

Guy #2: "No, Today is Thursday!"

Guy #3: "Sure! I'll have a coke!"
 
2004-01-30 10:35:36 PM
I like taquitoes!

/simpson referance
 
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