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(New York Daily News)   Female driver's car is rammed repeatedly during road rage incident, as 911 records her Saab story   (nydailynews.com) divider line 109
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2014-02-13 07:58:14 PM  
Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.
 
2014-02-13 08:13:27 PM  
Jost's voice was digitally altered by police to disguise.

Why? Is he going into witness relocation or something?
 
2014-02-13 08:33:33 PM  

Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.


I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.
 
2014-02-13 08:33:51 PM  
WTF enraged this dumbass?

Older man picking up hot chick, i.e. father picking up his daughter?
 
2014-02-13 08:43:14 PM  

Prey4reign: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.


Actually, the article doesn't mention the fast lane angle, I made up that part. It doesn't say what caused the road rage, but anyone who inflicts harm on a bad driver, other than a honk and a one-fingered salute, has serious anger issues. The guy is crazy. Meth might be involved.
 
2014-02-13 09:00:41 PM  
...What the terrified driver and his daughter discovered only later, was that a knife wielding maniac was creeping up from the back seat to murder them both! It was only the quick thinking and brave actions of the suspect that kept the killer in check and forced the victims to flee their car before he could strike.
 
2014-02-13 09:09:51 PM  

Prey4reign: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.


Depends on how slow they were going and if they'd done it before.

Also if the driver was from Ohio.
 
2014-02-13 09:28:26 PM  

QU!RK1019: ...What the terrified driver and his daughter discovered only later, was that a knife wielding maniac was creeping up from the back seat to murder them both! It was only the quick thinking and brave actions of the suspect that kept the killer in check and forced the victims to flee their car before he could strike.


That was sort of awesome...I hope you get invited to a lot of cottages or camping trips.
 
2014-02-13 09:32:35 PM  

Barfmaker: QU!RK1019: ...What the terrified driver and his daughter discovered only later, was that a knife wielding maniac was creeping up from the back seat to murder them both! It was only the quick thinking and brave actions of the suspect that kept the killer in check and forced the victims to flee their car before he could strike.

That was sort of awesome...I hope you get invited to a lot of cottages or camping trips.


LOL thanks!
 
2014-02-13 10:15:46 PM  
I'm gonna guess meth on this one.
 
2014-02-13 10:16:23 PM  

QU!RK1019: ...What the terrified driver and his daughter discovered only later, was that a knife wielding maniac was creeping up from the back seat to murder them both! It was only the quick thinking and brave actions of the suspect that kept the killer in check and forced the victims to flee their car before he could strike.


Another smash, smash, suuuumash! hero.
 
2014-02-13 10:19:45 PM  

Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.


If that's what caused the road rage then I understand.

I'm not saying it's right,  but I understand.
 
2014-02-13 10:21:37 PM  
put the degenerate mother farker in jail
 
2014-02-13 10:24:32 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-13 10:27:04 PM  

GratuityIncluded: put the degenerate mother farker in jail


I know! Going slow in the left lane like that...
 
2014-02-13 10:28:12 PM  
What is his name?
 
2014-02-13 10:28:53 PM  

Boo_Guy: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

If that's what caused the road rage then I understand.

I'm not saying it's right,  but I understand.


This. Road rage is one of those instances where I can at least get into the mindset of the perpetrator.
 
2014-02-13 10:30:02 PM  
Maybe they had it coming.

/just sayin'
 
2014-02-13 10:32:37 PM  
If you watch the video it does say that they ran into the store and the store employees subdued the attacker until cops got there and that he was on drugs. Always watch the video.
 
2014-02-13 10:34:56 PM  
And here I thought this was another Danica Patrick story.
 
2014-02-13 10:34:59 PM  
black saab rules, not grey saab

/so long jackass
 
2014-02-13 10:35:54 PM  
meh,  my kids first saab looked worse than that after he rolled it off a mountain cliff
 
2014-02-13 10:35:59 PM  

jevans47403: If you watch the video it does say that they ran into the store and the store employees subdued the attacker until cops got there and that he was on drugs. Always watch the video.


I come on here to read,  if I wanted to watch something I'd fire up my tee-vee,  and after waiting for the tube to warm up,  watch that instead.

/Dagnabbit!
 
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2014-02-13 10:37:01 PM  
Was it a saab or just another GM product?
 
2014-02-13 10:40:35 PM  

Boo_Guy: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

If that's what caused the road rage then I understand.

I'm not saying it's right,  but I understand.


My rule is always check the license plate. If the plate is more than 2 hours away, I'll give someone a pass for driving like a farktard in an area. Closer than that, I yell strings of profanities that would make a Tourettes endowed sailor blush.

"Sugartits" and "Jerkass" are my two favorites.
 
2014-02-13 10:43:54 PM  

jevans47403: If you watch the video it does say that they ran into the store and the store employees subdued the attacker until cops got there and that he was on drugs. Always watch the video.


So they lead the drugged-out driver into the crowded store, hoping he wasn't coming after them with guns blazing, killing and wounding innocent customers inside.

/and how many employees were fired for being heroes?
 
2014-02-13 10:44:00 PM  
gourmet grocery store'

lolwut?
 
2014-02-13 10:47:34 PM  
And people are afraid of robotically piloted cars.
 
2014-02-13 10:52:01 PM  
CSB while I finish having my shiat:

Today I was driving in the right lane when I came up on an intersection. Someone in the left lane started signalling right as I came up because there was a car ahead turning left, preventing them from proceeding. Apparently they were very upset that I didn't slam on my breaks to let them get ahead of me, so they started honking at me as I passed. So I flipped them off as I slowed down enough that the light changed by the time I got there, then ran the red, leaving them stuck at the intersection for another cycle.

Felt good.
 
2014-02-13 10:53:44 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Boo_Guy: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

If that's what caused the road rage then I understand.

I'm not saying it's right,  but I understand.

My rule is always check the license plate. If the plate is more than 2 hours away, I'll give someone a pass for driving like a farktard in an area. Closer than that, I yell strings of profanities that would make a Tourettes endowed sailor blush.

"Sugartits" and "Jerkass" are my two favorites.


I'm not getting what you mean. I have a feeling that me living in the San Fernando Valley might be the reason.
 
2014-02-13 10:55:56 PM  

jevans47403: If you watch the video it does say that they ran into the store and the store employees subdued the attacker until cops got there and that he was on drugs. Always watch the video.


Does it say what kind of drugs? Probably overdosing on pot..probably had Colorado plates.

/I never watch the video unless I go to the Video Tab!!
//kidding about the overdosing on pot thing
 
2014-02-13 10:56:32 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Boo_Guy: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

If that's what caused the road rage then I understand.

I'm not saying it's right,  but I understand.

My rule is always check the license plate. If the plate is more than 2 hours away, I'll give someone a pass for driving like a farktard in an area. Closer than that, I yell strings of profanities that would make a Tourettes endowed sailor blush.

"Sugartits" and "Jerkass" are my two favorites.


Whenever I drove in the US with a car that didnt have a kph/mph speedometer I'd stay in the right lane and go whatever speed it was going.  Man some states drive SLOW.
 
2014-02-13 11:03:16 PM  
Dodge the father, ram the daughter
 
2014-02-13 11:05:31 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AqmvpydWh4">https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=0AqmvpydWh4
 
2014-02-13 11:09:08 PM  
A gun would have helped here.  The father would have been justified to shoot that man.
 
2014-02-13 11:10:15 PM  

QU!RK1019: ...What the terrified driver and his daughter discovered only later, was that a knife wielding maniac was creeping up from the back seat to murder them both! It was only the quick thinking and brave actions of the suspect that kept the killer in check and forced the victims to flee their car before he could strike.


The way I heard it the killer had the hook in place of a foot.
 
2014-02-13 11:12:59 PM  
He chased them into and around inside a store.  This was more than road rage.  Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
 
2014-02-13 11:16:25 PM  

Molavian: [img.photobucket.com image 850x477]


Kids these day. Stick with the tried-and-true.
users.rcn.com
 
2014-02-13 11:17:02 PM  
Get ready for the gun control arguments.  images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-13 11:17:39 PM  

Molavian: [img.photobucket.com image 850x477]


If you think that shooting wildly from a moving car at another car that's ramming you is a good idea, you're a farking moron.
 
2014-02-13 11:17:42 PM  

Prey4reign: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.


I do not think that word means what you think it means.  Driving the speed limit is not arbitrarily establishing what the limit is,  It's established by law.  You should have no reason to complain because, and I know this is a hard concept for some people to understand but.... YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT.


Also I'd like to say this is BS: Gagon faces two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault and one charge of careless driving for the Saturday night attack.

This is what is wrong with the American justice system.  He should be facing 1 count of road rage.  There is no reason to include 5 charges for one act.  Especially when the first 4 charges are for the exact same crime:  Assault.  That should be 1 charge of assault and perhaps one charge of careless driving.
 
2014-02-13 11:17:46 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Boo_Guy: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

If that's what caused the road rage then I understand.

I'm not saying it's right,  but I understand.

My rule is always check the license plate. If the plate is more than 2 hours away, I'll give someone a pass for driving like a farktard in an area. Closer than that, I yell strings of profanities that would make a Tourettes endowed sailor blush.

"Sugartits" and "Jerkass" are my two favorites.


Seems friendly!
I get downright personal and wish anal herpes upon said driver's face.
 
2014-02-13 11:21:04 PM  

x1v16: Get ready for the gun control arguments.  [images.sodahead.com image 800x1080]


**Grrroooooaaaaannnnn**
 
2014-02-13 11:22:23 PM  

Starshines: Molavian: [img.photobucket.com image 850x477]

If you think that shooting wildly from a moving car at another car that's ramming you is a good idea, you're a farking moron.


Pretty sure at some point they were out of the vehicles.  Did I misunderstand the story?
 
2014-02-13 11:22:29 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Prey4reign: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.  Driving the speed limit is not arbitrarily establishing what the limit is,  It's established by law.  You should have no reason to complain because, and I know this is a hard concept for some people to understand but.... YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT.


Also I'd like to say this is BS: Gagon faces two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault and one charge of careless driving for the Saturday night attack.

This is what is wrong with the American justice system.  He should be facing 1 count of road rage.  There is no reason to include 5 charges for one act.  Especially when the first 4 charges are for the exact same crime:  Assault.  That should be 1 charge of assault and perhaps one charge of careless driving.


Fortunately many states disagree with you and have enacted laws to punish dangerous drivers (like you) who drive too slowly in the left lane. You're best just to move on over and leave the law enforcement to the cops.
 
2014-02-13 11:27:27 PM  

Mr. Breeze: Warlordtrooper: Prey4reign: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.  Driving the speed limit is not arbitrarily establishing what the limit is,  It's established by law.  You should have no reason to complain because, and I know this is a hard concept for some people to understand but.... YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT.


Also I'd like to say this is BS: Gagon faces two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault and one charge of careless driving for the Saturday night attack.

This is what is wrong with the American justice system.  He should be facing 1 count of road rage.  There is no reason to include 5 charges for one act.  Especially when the first 4 charges are for the exact same crime:  Assault.  That should be 1 charge of assault and perhaps one charge of careless driving.

Fortunately many states disagree with you and have enacted laws to punish dangerous drivers (like you) who drive too slowly in the left lane. You're best just to move on over and leave the law enforcement to the cops.


He assaulted two people. Two counts.
If you murder two people, you don't expect to be tried on just one count of murder, do you?
 
2014-02-13 11:33:34 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Mr. Breeze: Warlordtrooper: Prey4reign: Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.

I agree that fast lane idiots arbitrarily establishing what the speed limit ought to be is irritating to the max.  However, continuously ramming the slow driver on the highway and in a shopping center is just a bit over the top and fully worthy of a lifetime ban behind the wheels.

I do not think that word means what you think it means.  Driving the speed limit is not arbitrarily establishing what the limit is,  It's established by law.  You should have no reason to complain because, and I know this is a hard concept for some people to understand but.... YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT.


Also I'd like to say this is BS: Gagon faces two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault and one charge of careless driving for the Saturday night attack.

This is what is wrong with the American justice system.  He should be facing 1 count of road rage.  There is no reason to include 5 charges for one act.  Especially when the first 4 charges are for the exact same crime:  Assault.  That should be 1 charge of assault and perhaps one charge of careless driving.

Fortunately many states disagree with you and have enacted laws to punish dangerous drivers (like you) who drive too slowly in the left lane. You're best just to move on over and leave the law enforcement to the cops.

He assaulted two people. Two counts.
If you murder two people, you don't expect to be tried on just one count of murder, do you?


I'd argue he assulted one car, but I see your point.  Still that's 3 counts not 5.
 
2014-02-13 11:37:05 PM  
How this thread became a gun control thread?

Lets stick with the Saab story.
 
2014-02-13 11:42:30 PM  

Mark Ratner: Stubby be trolling. The dad was the one was driving too slow in the fast lane. His daughter was a passenger.


1) thanks for pointing that out ... DOH
2) that nut is lucky that the dad didnt have a gun.

two to the chest, one to the head

Sorry, but after we FLED, hid, and RAN and hid, it was time to put that dog down.
 
2014-02-13 11:47:01 PM  

Starshines: Molavian: [img.photobucket.com image 850x477]

If you think that shooting wildly from a moving car at another car that's ramming you is a good idea, you're a farking moron.


DERP
But when they GOT out of the car and ran into the store, it would have been a perfect time to draw and fire.
100% self-defense.

Hell, they give you medals for that kind of shiat.
 
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