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(Daily Mail)   Tough bulldog protects his adopted kitten siblings. "And I'll hug her, and kiss her and call her Georgie" Thereby making everyone happy on Caturday   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 221
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2014-02-15 08:24:30 AM  
7 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 10:02:53 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
Sorry.....couldn't resist. I'll just go now......
2014-02-14 08:42:21 PM  
4 votes:
lilyspad:
Synchronized Monkey Swimming?? Maybe next Summer Olymics event...... :D

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 08:18:58 PM  
4 votes:
This was supposed to accompany my last post.....
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-13 10:43:28 PM  
4 votes:
Here's a valentine for all you Caturday Farkettes...

reneau.smugmug.com

(not really)
2014-02-17 11:42:55 AM  
3 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
/it's why I never wash my car
2014-02-15 09:25:52 AM  
3 votes:

Zoomaster: Reddit had this days ago.  Reddit is such a better site, I come back to Fark about once every week or two, to see if there is anything interesting, and if there is, Reddit already did it days ago.  What is there like 7 or 8 "sub-Farks"  with Reddit there are so many you can never get through them all.  On Fark you can get through the whole website in 30 minutes..


/Plus what goes for intelligent conversation on Fark is "you're an idiot" "no, you're an idiot"
//back to Reddit
///go ahead and ban me, fark if I care


But this is Fark, not Reddit. Why would anyone ban you here? We do not cry like little girls with skinned knees and then bring down the ban hammer on people who think they are slighting us by not liking the same things we like. That would just be silly.

Just look at cats and be happy, then go on your merry way, spreading sunshine and joy. It's kind of the point. That's why this is "Caturday on Fark" and not a meeting of the National Coalition of Independent Scholars.


Here, have a kitten!
kittybloger.files.wordpress.com

Mr. Grumpypuss Sourbritches feeling a bit better cuz of the kitteh? I hope so! :-D
2014-02-15 08:43:07 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 12:47:34 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 12:45:38 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
Now I'm just getting weird :-p
2014-02-14 10:10:41 PM  
3 votes:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-02-14 09:32:39 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 08:31:59 PM  
3 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 07:23:18 PM  
3 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-14 07:01:43 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 09:07:40 PM  
2 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com">
2014-02-17 12:23:03 PM  
2 votes:
s3.favim.com
2014-02-17 12:00:53 PM  
2 votes:
You find the silliest/neatest stuff online! Behold, the LOLCat Taxonomy T-Shirt!
1.bp.blogspot.com
/still saving my money for the Mouse House
2014-02-17 11:45:02 AM  
2 votes:
beancounters.blogs.com
2014-02-17 08:29:02 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-16 09:23:11 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-16 11:17:54 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
Bye for now....
2014-02-16 09:18:19 AM  
2 votes:
img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com
2014-02-16 08:59:04 AM  
2 votes:
i1084.photobucket.com
2014-02-16 08:34:31 AM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 10:40:14 PM  
2 votes:
Disney goes full Tard  by anatre, from imgur & reddit
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
Not That Many comments:
TheAmanda4life:  i think if Tardar was a mermaid she would try to eat her own tail
forbrannir: The world always bothered me everyday
endospire: It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiiircle of NO
forbrannir: Let it no
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket: "Let it-" "No." "let it-" "No."
snohara: I didn't even know how badly I needed this until I saw it.
VIPKal: A whole new... No
-  -  -                                                                         ....
That's it for this monstrous work.  Please enjoy.  Coupla other items to research before I say Hyvaa Ilta.
2014-02-15 10:33:39 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 10:29:49 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 07:29:24 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 07:23:04 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 05:09:30 PM  
2 votes:
jesshaines.com
2014-02-15 03:06:29 PM  
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 02:10:08 PM  
2 votes:

CrankyAndi:
Hoover and Dyson (and Me), we all have to lose weight.  My vet recommended for the dogs, add green beans to the kibble, take some kibble away, add some green beans.


That would work great! Suzy lurvs her green beans. Also black beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans...............

imagizer.imageshack.us
2014-02-15 11:47:42 AM  
2 votes:
2014-02-15 11:32:44 AM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


img.fark.net
2014-02-15 08:33:36 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not really a cat person, butt:

i527.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 07:23:28 AM  
2 votes:
Good morning, Caturday type people! So, around 3 am I wake up (that's normal for me, btw) and notice this moth that has been in our house for a few days now has decided it likes my bathroom better than the area near my coffee pot. The Gogh Beastie also really likes my bathroom, because he can hide under the sink and get into my extensive collection of goops and creams and eyeliners and lipsticks and whatnot if I am not careful to put the lids on the cosmetic storage bins back on very tightly when I am done playing with them. So I bet you can figure out what happened to the moth. It sounded like WWIII going on in there and a bunch of my stuff ended up on the floor, something that usually only happens if Gogh is redecorating or being very nosy. I had no idea he'd go that insane for a moth, especially since it had been in the house for a few days at this point. I thought Gogh Beastie was just like the hippie dippie Flower Power kitteh of non-aggression toward everything. Apparently he does not like bugs, though. Or maybe he DOES like bugs and just views them as a nice appetizer before his morning gooshy noms. He did show it to me before he ate it, though. I was appropriately proud of him - my 16 pound cat took out a moth that probably weighed less than a snowflake ALL BY HIMSELF! He also didn't break anything or eat any of my lipstick collection this time. (which is the less direct way of putting lipstick on his own butt, I guess) Good boy, Van Gogh Beastie!

limeshot.com
2014-02-15 01:01:40 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 12:42:10 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-02-14 11:25:30 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:15:25 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:01:26 PM  
2 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
We're all nuts
2014-02-14 09:01:21 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 08:40:37 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 08:38:46 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 08:37:43 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 07:38:00 PM  
2 votes:
Gremie is really an incredibly smart cat, at least for today.
He was in the kitchen working on a hairball. I'm sure everyone is familiar with that unmistakable sound.
As I walked into the kitchen in order to figure out where I had to clean up, he suddenly went running past me at full speed(pushing me out of the way) heading straight to the bathroom. Once he got to the bathroom he stuck his head over the litterbox and deposited his hairball.
I couldn't help but laugh because the way he ran to the bathroom reminded me of a little kid that waited to long. "Move it , out of the way, I gotta use the potty"
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 04:47:00 PM  
2 votes:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 07:00:36 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 06:59:36 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 06:58:35 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 06:55:01 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 12:27:51 AM  
2 votes:
i265.photobucket.com
2014-02-13 10:50:52 PM  
2 votes:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-13 08:11:58 PM  
2 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: For our east coast Caturday brethren...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 450x600]


www.smugmug.com
2014-02-17 09:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
we're doing mammary material again? okay, it's dark here.

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 09:44:26 PM  
1 vote:

quantum_jellyroll: Real Women Drink Akvavit:
/Also, I want doodlebobbers

Weren't all you girls talking about your doodlebobbers earlier in the thread?
G cups, DD cups, cups off all different sizes???

[reneau.smugmug.com image 640x480]


I was not in on that conversation, mostly because I don't have much to talk about. :-/

www.bforbel.com
/plotting fingernail art right now
//fading fast, but tomorrow's another day!
2014-02-17 09:42:02 PM  
1 vote:
OMGosh, i think i just saw a biscuit pikshur!

here's a belated feline valentine day contribution (SFW)
http://imgur.com/a/29bGu?gallery

and some mouse incentive for RWDA


i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 09:33:49 PM  
1 vote:
Real Women Drink Akvavit:
/Also, I want doodlebobbers

Weren't all you girls talking about your doodlebobbers earlier in the thread?
G cups, DD cups, cups off all different sizes???

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-17 09:28:19 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-17 09:21:14 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: lilyspad: tigerose: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x634]  see told yahh..

I really like the blue shoes that go with that...... :D

Lol! Those are a pair of oooold bookends my hubby spray painted blue. No idea why..they are dogs for gods sake! I will be repainting them...yeesh! :) did you hurt your neck?


I tried to learn to sew and knit and crochet and even weave. Gods, I suck at that stuff. Those bookends I could totally paint for you. I have enough nail polish I could make them even MOAR AWESOME than the awesome blue they already are.

I'm thinking a technicolor ode to a robin's egg, from which sprang a pair of lovely dogs.

/yer gonna tell me "no", aren't ya?

theorderoftheironphoenix.com
2014-02-17 09:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-17 09:01:53 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: /I made the requested meatloaf


i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 08:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 11:48:56 AM  
1 vote:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2014-02-17 11:46:53 AM  
1 vote:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-17 10:22:28 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
credit lilyspad, now off to Mordor, 3-1-13.  Dunno why methinx meneeds Censoriously Edit comments from reddit & imgur for profanity.  Not Needed A-Tall!
Plumbicon found foto of Previously Unknown Canid on ICHC yesterday, awaiting PW reset (not been there in yocks) to attempt to retrieve.
2014-02-17 09:25:44 AM  
1 vote:
harry.enzoverder.be
2014-02-17 09:20:17 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x461]
Play time is over...off to work for me. See you all later!! :D


Have a good day at work!

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-17 09:15:15 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 09:09:30 AM  
1 vote:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-02-17 09:08:01 AM  
1 vote:
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-02-17 08:39:37 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 08:24:10 AM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-17 07:40:25 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-17 07:34:23 AM  
1 vote:
img.photobucket.com
2014-02-17 07:32:25 AM  
1 vote:
lolcat.com
2014-02-17 05:00:38 AM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-02-17 12:30:22 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-16 11:11:42 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 09:38:07 PM  
1 vote:

maynerdkitty: [img.fark.net image 640x361]Tommy is all worn out. He was outside all day hunting stuff on the farm. He has moved on from the small brown birds and this afternoon he brought me some lunch.
[img.fark.net image 640x361]I
I had to blur out the head as he sampled part of it. He showed no interest in eating this one, I think he may have eaten some other ones as he did not want to come in this evening and did not eat much of his dinner.


That is so sweet that he is trying to feed you.....you must be a bad hunter. :D
2014-02-16 09:22:01 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-16 09:05:16 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 08:50:52 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: They're talking upper 30s, near 40 here Wednesday and Thursday. As always, I'll believe it when I see/feel it. In the meantime...


As of the 6:00pm weather forecast, we're now supposed to a "significant" amount of snow tomorrow night into Tuesday....and we're going to have a warmup later in the week. :-/
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 08:26:52 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 08:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 08:19:21 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-16 06:35:43 PM  
1 vote:
i445.photobucket.com

Freshly caught wild nerf-dart
i445.photobucket.com
2014-02-16 05:18:50 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 01:06:22 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 11:36:57 AM  
1 vote:
I am once again reminded that if you live in California, there are a couple of things you should never do. First - do not watch/listen to documentaries about earthquakes. Second and most especially - do NOT, under any circumstances, look at spiffy maps listing quaternary faults in your state. All that does is give you 1.65 million years worth of reasons to not trust the ground beneath your feet.

Here. Have a very practical cat.
i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-16 10:14:20 AM  
1 vote:
FangQ Real Women for real source of hearing purring.
& Wilkommen to dorkpixie & Poster Nutbag, good lookin' laddie that he is.
This was BURPS dgst 1597 or so
BERTIE THE BEE
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. At that very moment, a bee flew in through his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man answered. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees (etc!) Flew to his car and into his gas tank. A few minutes later, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up..
'Wow!' the man exclaimed. 'What did you put in my gas tank'?
The bee answered....
Wait for it..
Wait for it..
You're just gonna love this..

BP!!!
Grinning at the beach, Myron Menaker,  Surfside Chorus, Daytona Bch FL & dad of bari in new BHS QT champs, wanna say Masterpiece
Regret got no good Bee pix, don't think -- nope, not Where Ought Bee.  ba dum bum
2014-02-16 09:54:26 AM  
1 vote:
ic.pics.livejournal.com
2014-02-16 08:23:08 AM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-16 08:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 11:52:12 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Just paws for a moment....
2014-02-15 11:28:06 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 11:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 11:16:37 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: This is why I hate working Saturdays.....I get home late, and then everbuddy goes away! Oh well, I'll just go scan the webs for more pics :D


img.fark.net
2014-02-15 10:45:50 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 10:43:48 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 10:41:41 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
;-)
2014-02-15 09:45:20 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 09:43:32 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 09:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 09:26:19 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 09:21:16 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 09:20:12 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 09:17:50 PM  
1 vote:
funnyasduck.net
2014-02-15 09:10:16 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 09:00:28 PM  
1 vote:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfk/jaguar/villainous-one-liners-that-sti l l-send-shivers-up-your-spi
This now open on top, goes well with imgur pic swipe & allied comments below:
i.imgur.com
Fluffy jellybeans by iklegemma
some reddit comments
jrizos: punchline right smack in the title. Textbook. EDIT: But eff it. Edited
onederful: but this wasn't a joke, at all.
BrightenedGold: Your right, but /r/funny rules are rules.
sympathico: I agree. The joke was that the cat was hoping for little satanic minions (which is typical) and got kittens instead. The title set-up the dynamic tension, so my expectations were different than the reality of the situation. I immediately upvoted and would recommend to a friend.
2014-02-15 07:57:21 PM  
1 vote:
Also, why did the school janitor stay up late to waych the Curling Event? Because it's the only time where the guy with the broom is the hero!
2014-02-15 07:45:58 PM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: John Buck 41: OlderGuy: Hey, folks... been home for a while..  Stretch apparently has a back injury.. xray shows nothing out of place.. sore, nevertheless..  have pain meds for her.. vet was very busy so took a while to get in and out.... she is zonked out on the couch at the moment... we got lots of rain here, snow was farther north.. looks like Maine and area is going to get socked again....  soooo ready for spring.

Yeah, we're gonna get whacked, at least if the forecast is more accurate than Thursdays was. I'll be (pleasantly) surprised if we get less than a foot  :(

WXrisk map... will be accurate...[i.imgur.com image 403x447]


My SIL is in Boston for the National Women's Curling Championships and was planning to visit my other brother who lives near Gillette Stadium tonight. Hope they get together and I hope she can fly out of Logan tomorrow!

i283.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 07:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-02-15 07:33:53 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 07:31:08 PM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-15 07:31:05 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 07:29:52 PM  
1 vote:
ilovefunnycatpicturesalot.com
2014-02-15 07:21:58 PM  
1 vote:

The Green Intern: [24.media.tumblr.com image 850x479]

My buddycat Maxim, laying claim to the First Lordship of the Star League.


Well, are YOU going to fight him for it?

Didn't think so.

images.cryhavok.org
/cats always win
2014-02-15 07:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 07:11:02 PM  
1 vote:
everythingfunny.org
2014-02-15 07:10:25 PM  
1 vote:
lolcat.com
2014-02-15 07:05:27 PM  
1 vote:
It's started to rain here on the wet coast so I decided to call my cat Sterling in.
At almost 14 years of age, he nonchalantly makes his way to the door, stops, does a little grooming,
takes a few steps, stops, looks at the rain drops in a puddle, take a few more steps, stops, meows at me and then finally comes in.
He is completely soaked and needs to dry himself off on my lap.

After all these years, you'd think cats would be smart enough to stay out of the rain if they don't like to get wet.
But no, they find new ways to agitate you as an expression to show you their love.

Of course, once he's toweled off and some wet food in his belly ...

i176.photobucket.com

Sterling decides to steal my smokes!
2014-02-15 06:48:30 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 06:47:05 PM  
1 vote:
Man-friend tricked me but good.  He played off Valentine's Day and then walked through the door with the entire floral section of the store.  Even gave me a card that he obviously spent time looking for... REALLY obvious.  I was seriously shocked in a very wonderful way :-) :-) :-)
img.fark.net

It was so amazing and wonderful :-)

Then I woke up with laryngitis and bronchitis, but I'm happy.  I can't speak, so I just smile a lot :-)
2014-02-15 05:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Not encroppinated at all!  Re-scaled to ~half....
darthnut again, 5 hours ago: One more picture with him looking equally ridiculous.
2014-02-15 05:36:45 PM  
1 vote:

tripleseven: My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
[i1285.photobucket.com image 850x615]


Welcome! Did you bring cookies?
2014-02-15 04:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
Snow is over and the cats are happy to be able to go outside again.  They were getting on each other nerves in a big way.

The Great Carrot War of Snowmageddon 2014
i790.photobucket.com
2014-02-15 02:53:59 PM  
1 vote:
Weell, the street punks are slamming the tables and singing hip hop lyrics out loud, and the rednecks are getting in a fighting mood, and I am out of clean underwear, so I think it is time to retire for the weekend.  Still got moist of a bottle of v0dak left, library closed this Moansday for Dead Presidents day, and the snow is all shoveled (multiple times) so I will spend the rest of Caturday holed up at my place eating fried chicken and v0dak, watching South Park reruns, and wondering when I am going to get around to dusting cobwebs and picking up the remains of 7 (SEVEN!) different computer and router guts areound the place.  And maybe laundry.  And call for some Job interviews (I hear he is very patient).  And call my folks and listen to my Mom's gaul bladder problems (prolly prescribe a cesare salad).

Everyone here:  have a happy and wunderfall Caturday afternoon.  May your and your fur kid's respective ailments, aches and pains grow less and begone.  May the the lurkers become farkers, and may the farkers welcome them with cookies and decent microbrews.  May RWDA have a short year to a long Disney Vacation.  May the snow on Sherpa's yak melt quickly so he can get reliable internet again.  May Lilyspad's pics fill the screens, and may Suzie enjoy the extra beans.  May Mousiebelle delurk, and may yours truly finally find some dam work!

/goodnight Johnboy!
2014-02-15 02:02:08 PM  
1 vote:

duke3522: Happy Caturday my fellow Farkers. This is my Katrina.  She hates everyone, including me.  But I love her anyway.

[img.fark.net image 850x508]


Weclome, Duke and Katrina...

img.fark.net
2014-02-15 01:54:20 PM  
1 vote:

tripleseven: My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
[i1285.photobucket.com image 850x615]


Welcome to Caturday.  Doesn't look like he's hiding...

img.fark.net
2014-02-15 01:09:35 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]


At least, that's what it SOUNDED like when I saw the movie...


img.fark.net
2014-02-15 01:06:36 PM  
1 vote:
www.davehanley.com
2014-02-15 12:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
wordandimage.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-15 12:31:36 PM  
1 vote:

Zoomaster: Reddit had this days ago.  Reddit is such a better site, I come back to Fark about once every week or two, to see if there is anything interesting, and if there is, Reddit already did it days ago.  What is there like 7 or 8 "sub-Farks"  with Reddit there are so many you can never get through them all.  On Fark you can get through the whole website in 30 minutes..


/Plus what goes for intelligent conversation on Fark is "you're an idiot" "no, you're an idiot"
//back to Reddit
///go ahead and ban me, fark if I care


www.reactiongifs.us
2014-02-15 12:02:29 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Oh, before I forget - count yer pennies!



Uhh... one?


OH you said PENNIES!


/godammitsomuch!
//blush
2014-02-15 11:56:22 AM  
1 vote:
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Don't worry Dyson, no one will take your love away!
2014-02-15 11:53:13 AM  
1 vote:

yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 483x450] (tree bones)


DAMMIT, these button choices are too limiting!  'Smrt', 'Funny'.  We need a 'Stoned' button!


/and 'What U Said' button
//and 'Daaaaw' button
///and a Snark-o-meter indicator dial
////come to think of it, we need a whole online contol panel for TFers!
2014-02-15 11:43:09 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480] (cat sleeping on laptop)


Is that a new parental control feature?  Whenever a racy scene on a streaming onlin video appears, a cat comes racing out of nowhere and plops on laptops to prevent kids from spying mature content?


/Quick, to the patent app!
2014-02-15 10:55:44 AM  
1 vote:
SO! As I was just being kinda sorta bummed cuz we are out of flour tortillas (THAT'S LIKE A NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!) so I could not make flautas for breakfast unless I made tortillas first - which I am not going to do as I want to save my precious, small energy to do mah nails and look at Caturday - my Mom says "We haven't been to Disneyland in over a year. I think I'm going this year. Maybe around Halloween." and I started getting even moar upset. First, no tortillas. Plus I am sickly, though obviously feeling better today than I have in a while. NOW mom's talking the Happiest Place on Earth and Mandatory Attendance Annual Pilgrimage for All Angelenos (even those of us who moved to NorCal - it's the law. Look it up!) and I am very poor. I must have made a terribly sad face, because she said if I could get my own four day park hopper pass ($285) and carry my own weight as far as fuds go (so buy every other meal and provide my own snacks) she could figure out a way for me to not have to pay my share of house expenses for the month of October, since I'm the only one besides her that both lives here AND contributes financially toward house and vehicles.

If I work very hard when I am awake (Amazon MTurk is always good for a couple hundred a month if you push yourself not to walk away out of boredom, irritation and the recognition you are making less than an undocumented migrant farm worker) and limit my spending on books and nail polish and CDs and whatnot to LESS than a third of that at most, factor in my not having to pay the $550 in October - Holy Mother of The Almighty Mickey Mouse, I'm going to Disneyland!!!

My day just got better by a magnitude of AWESOME.

i.chzbgr.com
It is only February, do not start packing now. It is only February, do not start packing now. do NOT start packing now...
2014-02-15 10:41:24 AM  
1 vote:

laulaja: [i.imgur.com image 587x569]Greyhounds can get a little cold. Just thought I'd share Nike's new outfit by nicolas 6006, encroppinated, lot more hdrm



UH OH.  Don't let THIS guy see Nike...

img.fark.net
2014-02-15 10:38:54 AM  
1 vote:
weilerpsiblog.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-15 10:36:43 AM  
1 vote:

The Italian Farker: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x832]


img.fark.net
2014-02-15 10:35:20 AM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: Gremie has just been demoted from "smart" cat for using the litterbox for a hairball , to "idiot" cat for spraying the front door.He is now sitting at the front window watching the world go by.
[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 400x225]


He was just posting the news about his genius move in using the litterbox to hairball. Now he has to wait and see who comes to "read" it and add their personal commentary!

3.bp.blogspot.com

:-D
2014-02-15 10:29:16 AM  
1 vote:
Love stories like this-gives me an excuse to post a picture from my favorite cartoon of all time:

farm9.staticflickr.com
2014-02-15 10:10:51 AM  
1 vote:

GGracie: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 255x192]pic *next on Jerry Springer*


Watched "Maury" last night cos my work was done and there was nothing else until "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" came on.
Holee fark...is there some sort of thing they have to sign that states they may NOT speak in a normal tone of voice but must either yell or sob hysterically? I won't even go into the "How the hell did these people ever come to fark each other in the first place?" factor...
not to mention "Ever hear of 'safe sex' or 'birth control'?"

Raven did watch it with me...at least, she sat on my lap and purred when she wasn't schooling Casper...
2014-02-15 10:05:56 AM  
1 vote:
mattiesworld.gotdns.org
2014-02-15 09:57:48 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 09:56:34 AM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: [grmmmie.smugmug.com image 323x450]


img.fark.net

Could baby penguins look more like they were designed by a Japanese cartoonist? I've seen plenty of animals and plants that were apparently designed by Dr. Seuss (Madagascar is full of them), but a Manga cartoonist did Antarctica.
2014-02-15 09:16:11 AM  
1 vote:

GGracie: [img.fark.net image 450x300]
I don't know why, but this makes me giggle


img.fark.net
2014-02-15 08:40:14 AM  
1 vote:

yobbery: catmandu: yobbery: I passed my yearly physical today with flying colors. EKG showed the ticker is solid, cholesterol, BP, pulse...etc. are all spot on. Most of all the lungs sound great. Only issue is GERD, which I'll be starting Prilosec tomorrow. Not too shabby considering I've spent most of that past year on my ass in the man cave.

I'll be spending the day tomorrow tuning up my gym equipment now that I've been cleared. I've got about 60 pounds to lose. I've done it before...I'll do it again.


Did you get a scrip for the Prilosec? If not, email me and I can give you my source for inexpensive OTC.

Yes, I have a script. Thank you!

One strange thing I forgot to mention is she ordered an HIV and HEP C tests??? In my typical smartass fashion I snapped back with "Is there something about your index finger you need to tell me about?" Must have been an original because it gave her a case of the intermittent giggles for a few minutes. Anyway, they are NIH recommends that anyone born between 19blah and 19blah-later have these tests done.

HIV....there's no way. HEP-C...slight possibility. I've worked in a hospital for 25 years now and more importantly my mother contracted HEP-C when she was in the nursing home.

[www.smugmug.com image 500x375]


Last year (not this last hospitalization, but the one before it) I had to have blood transfusions because of my anemia being so severe. I did not know they did that. What I also did not know, is they wanted me tested for HIV afterward. Twice, some months apart. I said "Where dafuq they get their blood? Isn't it tested or anything? OMGs!!!" because maybe like you, I was a teen in an era where we were just identifying "GRID" and then we found out anyone could get it, and it was super scary and everyone is gonna die. Being an inner city type Angeleno, I did know people who eventually died of it. To this day, even though I know better than to freak out over it, I still do freak out a tiny bit inside when I hear "HIV" even if they're just talking about the test.

Blood testing before giving the blood to someone is done, just like we all know, but "things can happen". Luckily (expectedly???), they did not happen to me. If you also were spending your adult formative years during that same period of time I was turning into a little "can now be tried as an adult in most states" terror, I can only imagine what that felt like to be told they wanted to test you for HIV. Actually, I can't "imagine" it. I REMEMBER it. It was awful. It was an accusation and a doom sayin' and a whole bunch of other stuff all rolled into one crappy package, wrapped in lab forms and cloaked in clinic-speak. They totally damaged us* psychologically back in the day, you know. Just know that YOU WILL BE FINE. I think it's more the psychological blow and my perception of it being an insult (totally unfounded and I KNEW it was an unfounded perception of being insulted) that set me off more than actually believing "OMGs! They just killed me trying to not let me die!" The chances of me having it from ANY source were exceptionally low, so I just took the gut punch, got my tests when it was the time to do so and everything was fine.

/*or maybe that was just me that got a bit dinged in the head back then
//I really doubt it, though
///at least I didn't even a teeny tiny bit buy into the "marijuana, black clothing, horror movies and/or enjoyment of heavy metal musical acts causes prostitution, Satan worship, murderous rampages and brain damage" crud

i1-win.softpedia-static.com
2014-02-15 08:19:12 AM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 08:15:03 AM  
1 vote:
Damn....I need to use preview more often. My grammar is all over the place.

www.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 08:11:18 AM  
1 vote:

catmandu: yobbery: I passed my yearly physical today with flying colors. EKG showed the ticker is solid, cholesterol, BP, pulse...etc. are all spot on. Most of all the lungs sound great. Only issue is GERD, which I'll be starting Prilosec tomorrow. Not too shabby considering I've spent most of that past year on my ass in the man cave.

I'll be spending the day tomorrow tuning up my gym equipment now that I've been cleared. I've got about 60 pounds to lose. I've done it before...I'll do it again.


Did you get a scrip for the Prilosec? If not, email me and I can give you my source for inexpensive OTC.


Yes, I have a script. Thank you!

One strange thing I forgot to mention is she ordered an HIV and HEP C tests??? In my typical smartass fashion I snapped back with "Is there something about your index finger you need to tell me about?" Must have been an original because it gave her a case of the intermittent giggles for a few minutes. Anyway, they are NIH recommends that anyone born between 19blah and 19blah-later have these tests done.

HIV....there's no way. HEP-C...slight possibility. I've worked in a hospital for 25 years now and more importantly my mother contracted HEP-C when she was in the nursing home.

www.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 08:07:43 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 08:03:22 AM  
1 vote:
iamkio.files.wordpress.com
/Gogh does that
//aims for my lungs/diaphragm
///I guess I breathe too loud
2014-02-15 08:01:21 AM  
1 vote:
photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net
2014-02-15 07:54:51 AM  
1 vote:
Good morning!
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-15 07:51:50 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-15 01:11:49 AM  
1 vote:

akimbotoo: GGracie: lilyspad: GGracie: wait, did I just say more important than sex???

You must still be feverish......

Nah, I got better, physically anyway.

I was going to ramble on about how Man-Friend announced yesterday that he thinks Valentine's Day is stupid and made up by the flower and card industry... and how all I wanted was a card.  It hurts, but fark it...

I helped teach Diddums about the PH scale and helped him with his first Science fair project.  His was either the best or pretty damn close.  He received a ribbon and a ton of compliments.  Made him feel great... and that's what I should focus on.

I started a new job... after being a stay at home mom for a long time... they like me a lot.  I have to admit that it was weird having my co-workers stare at my breasts.  It wasn't so much that they stared... Hell, when I worked before the male workers would try to throw pieces of paper into my cleavage and my boss would have me turn around slowly in front of him so he could check me out.  This was new, as the majority of the coworkers who stared at my breasts... were women.  New experience... don't care much... whatever makes you happy... but takes some lessons from the guys.  If you're going to stare at least try the quick glances up to the eyes and the bending your neck back to make it look like you are trying to make eye contact.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 259x194]


You could always wear a pin or necklace that says "yes, they're real" That would fix them, or at least make them embarrassed that they looked! :D


...and they're spectacular!
2014-02-15 01:04:56 AM  
1 vote:

GGracie: lilyspad: GGracie: wait, did I just say more important than sex???

You must still be feverish......

Nah, I got better, physically anyway.

I was going to ramble on about how Man-Friend announced yesterday that he thinks Valentine's Day is stupid and made up by the flower and card industry... and how all I wanted was a card.  It hurts, but fark it...

I helped teach Diddums about the PH scale and helped him with his first Science fair project.  His was either the best or pretty damn close.  He received a ribbon and a ton of compliments.  Made him feel great... and that's what I should focus on.

I started a new job... after being a stay at home mom for a long time... they like me a lot.  I have to admit that it was weird having my co-workers stare at my breasts.  It wasn't so much that they stared... Hell, when I worked before the male workers would try to throw pieces of paper into my cleavage and my boss would have me turn around slowly in front of him so he could check me out.  This was new, as the majority of the coworkers who stared at my breasts... were women.  New experience... don't care much... whatever makes you happy... but takes some lessons from the guys.  If you're going to stare at least try the quick glances up to the eyes and the bending your neck back to make it look like you are trying to make eye contact.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 259x194]



You could always wear a pin or necklace that says "yes, they're real" That would fix them, or at least make them embarrassed that they looked! :D
2014-02-15 12:50:52 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 12:49:43 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 12:40:09 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 12:38:04 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-15 12:33:26 AM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: GGracie: John Buck 41: GGracie: Well THAT was an entertaining read  :)

Well, at least I've got THAT going for me :-p

That you do. Happy Valentines Day (ok, I'm 10 minutes late) to you and all Caturdayers. And a special thanks to valnt9 for all the pix posted overnite.


It was all I could do for my day. valnt9...sound it out.
2014-02-15 12:33:13 AM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 12:31:31 AM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 12:28:31 AM  
1 vote:

grmmmie.smugmug.com

2014-02-15 12:09:51 AM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-15 12:01:11 AM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:54:03 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:50:28 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:41:29 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:23:46 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:23:00 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:17:33 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:11:27 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:07:05 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 11:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 10:51:10 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 10:49:11 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 10:48:31 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2014-02-14 10:46:02 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 09:46:33 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 09:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
BAM!
2014-02-14 08:40:17 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Synchronized Monkey Swimming?? Maybe next Summer Olymics event...... :D
2014-02-14 08:31:00 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-02-14 08:23:41 PM  
1 vote:

yobbery: This was supposed to accompany my last post.....
[www.smugmug.com image 296x200]


grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 08:12:42 PM  
1 vote:
I just heard the U.S. Olympic teams are blaming the rear vents on their suits for poor performance.
I dunno? What do you all think?


....and a horseshoe crab....
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 08:08:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 08:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 08:01:05 PM  
1 vote:

i.imgur.com

This came from one of Plumbicon's chorusmates earlier this eve. There were at least a dozen, but this looked most useful. Of course, since the Overlords & -Ladies are the kids we didn't have......
Recent Medical Tale akin to grounds for that, that I'll need share privately. Qualifies as TMI.
Nuts! There was a linkie I sorta meant to post, but it went away with other text message for my YLRL client, tho not to her.  Was the one of one-liners from villains.
Real Women, have always liked the Tech Support pic, have at least 1 if not 3 copies.
2014-02-14 07:08:57 PM  
1 vote:

syzygy whizz: Heads-up for working while on disability...you're allowed to make up to $1,070 a month by working.


Holy Fark! Are you SERIOUS? What's the catch?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-14 06:54:05 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: lilyspad: iBette: Allen's tends to sell fast during storms.

I'm a West-Coaster....what is Allens??

Coffee Brandy. Half the price of Kahlua and not nearly as sicky-sweet. More coffee-ish.


Out West we have THIS:
cdn2-b.examiner.com

/that's tequila, for the Patrón deprived
//Patrón with COFFEE!
///drink it with moar coffee and it works better
2014-02-14 03:26:29 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 02:57:07 PM  
1 vote:
Puss n Books...

img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-02-14 02:54:52 PM  
1 vote:
And now, more kittehs...
img.fark.net

img.fark.net
2014-02-14 01:21:53 PM  
1 vote:
i283.photobucket.com
2014-02-14 01:20:43 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 420x481]
Why does this remind me of Uncle Cabbage?? :D


Because that WAS me yesterday evening.  After the first round of shoveling, I went inside and spent the day drinking v0dak/cokes.  After that, the muscles were no longer sore, my attitude was no longer sore, and the snow was just a flyin' out of the way!  I even had energy to walk over to the grocery store and get a pizza and extra thing of pepperoni.  Yummmm!

Woke up at 2:45 this morning bloated and hungover as hell!  One bottle of Poweraide later and I was right as rain.  Well, rain with a gurgly sloshy stomache and odd-smelling gas, but much better.

Got up this morning and shoveled everything again.  Shot, shiwer and shake the main vane and here am I ready for more Caturday whakiness!


Let's start with a cat...
img.fark.net
2014-02-14 09:57:20 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 09:52:56 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 09:48:24 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 09:47:26 AM  
1 vote:
Let me MEOW the song of my people!

i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 09:41:09 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 09:17:17 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Have a good day......see you all later!! :D
2014-02-14 09:07:19 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-14 06:46:48 AM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-14 12:22:46 AM  
1 vote:
i265.photobucket.com
2014-02-14 12:19:28 AM  
1 vote:
i265.photobucket.com
2014-02-13 11:24:44 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-13 10:55:57 PM  
1 vote:
Just got back from Valentine's day dinner. We do it the day before tonavoid the crowds and 'special' menus.
img.fark.net
2014-02-13 10:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-13 09:40:03 PM  
1 vote:
I don't remember if I posted this first one last Caturday, but these two
are for a friend that doesn't do Facebook...

reneau.smugmug.com

reneau.smugmug.com

...and a cat picture to make up for the previous two,,,

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-02-13 09:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-02-13 09:16:25 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Made me think of maynerdkitty... :D
2014-02-13 09:01:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Why does this remind me of Uncle Cabbage?? :D
2014-02-13 08:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
Bree has made herself quite at home
i265.photobucket.com
look at the tongue!
2014-02-13 08:20:30 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-02-13 08:03:40 PM  
1 vote:
For our east coast Caturday brethren...

reneau.smugmug.com
 
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