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(Daily Mail)   Tough bulldog protects his adopted kitten siblings. "And I'll hug her, and kiss her and call her Georgie" Thereby making everyone happy on Caturday   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 1108
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2014-02-15 10:41:52 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-02-15 10:44:27 AM  
 
2014-02-15 10:49:37 AM  

cretinbob: A look back at CaturdayMany thanks to Dark Johnson for the template


That was very cool
 
2014-02-15 10:51:14 AM  
Ft of pg9.  White goggie w red tags & foreclaws  to type under, 's quite good.
Also All Latest's tortie on fem's back pic from Nooorwaaay, not furr above.
Don't own this, copied from Anim Rescue Site ad, but nuther piecea kitty bling:

i.imgur.com

BTW, Gtr Good chain still doing therapeutic music for 600 critters with click today.
 
2014-02-15 10:54:27 AM  

LtDarkstar: [i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

farm9.staticflickr.com
Jazzy at her best
 
2014-02-15 10:55:44 AM  
SO! As I was just being kinda sorta bummed cuz we are out of flour tortillas (THAT'S LIKE A NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!!) so I could not make flautas for breakfast unless I made tortillas first - which I am not going to do as I want to save my precious, small energy to do mah nails and look at Caturday - my Mom says "We haven't been to Disneyland in over a year. I think I'm going this year. Maybe around Halloween." and I started getting even moar upset. First, no tortillas. Plus I am sickly, though obviously feeling better today than I have in a while. NOW mom's talking the Happiest Place on Earth and Mandatory Attendance Annual Pilgrimage for All Angelenos (even those of us who moved to NorCal - it's the law. Look it up!) and I am very poor. I must have made a terribly sad face, because she said if I could get my own four day park hopper pass ($285) and carry my own weight as far as fuds go (so buy every other meal and provide my own snacks) she could figure out a way for me to not have to pay my share of house expenses for the month of October, since I'm the only one besides her that both lives here AND contributes financially toward house and vehicles.

If I work very hard when I am awake (Amazon MTurk is always good for a couple hundred a month if you push yourself not to walk away out of boredom, irritation and the recognition you are making less than an undocumented migrant farm worker) and limit my spending on books and nail polish and CDs and whatnot to LESS than a third of that at most, factor in my not having to pay the $550 in October - Holy Mother of The Almighty Mickey Mouse, I'm going to Disneyland!!!

My day just got better by a magnitude of AWESOME.

i.chzbgr.com
It is only February, do not start packing now. It is only February, do not start packing now. do NOT start packing now...
 
2014-02-15 10:58:30 AM  
My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
i1285.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-15 10:59:48 AM  

yobbery: I just heard the U.S. Olympic teams are blaming the rear vents on their suits for poor performance.
I dunno? What do you all think?


I think they were just covering their rears.  There was an information leak.  The US Team Managers caught wind of the leak, and tried to sit on it.  Butt no one believed them, and so their excuses are just them blowing it out their asses.

....and a horseshoe crab....
[www.smugmug.com image 400x217]


I didn't know they named animals after Sarah Jessica Parker's footwear?  ;-{)
 
2014-02-15 11:02:55 AM  

Zizzowop: Zoomaster: Reddit had this days ago.  Reddit is such a better site, I come back to Fark about once every week or two, to see if there is anything interesting, and if there is, Reddit already did it days ago.  What is there like 7 or 8 "sub-Farks"  with Reddit there are so many you can never get through them all.  On Fark you can get through the whole website in 30 minutes..


/Plus what goes for intelligent conversation on Fark is "you're an idiot" "no, you're an idiot"
//back to Reddit
///go ahead and ban me, fark if I care

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 299x156]


I see you beat me to Curly Bill

//great minds yadayada
 
2014-02-15 11:04:28 AM  

tripleseven: My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
[i1285.photobucket.com image 850x615]


Welcome! (both of you)
 
2014-02-15 11:12:00 AM  

tripleseven: My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
[i1285.photobucket.com image 850x615]


Oh, hai! *skritches fur teh kitteh*

Pull up a seat and have a cookie!
farm1.staticflickr.com

Coffee?
www.catster.com

i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-02-15 11:12:53 AM  
global3.memecdn.com
 
2014-02-15 11:14:11 AM  
resources3.news.com.au
 
2014-02-15 11:17:01 AM  

catmandu: Finally some good new in the Catmandu household. I got approved for Social Security Disability


YAAAAAY!

[kermit_flail.gif]
 
2014-02-15 11:18:46 AM  
GGracie:

So I shall watch Star Wars... the only version of episode 4 that should ever be acknowledged...  Something more important that love or flowers or even sex on Valentine's Day...

HAN SHOT FIRST!!!!

... wait, did I just say more important than sex??? WTF?  Such a conundrum...


CSB:

I used to hang out in Korea between gigs with defense contractors.  One morning, I was in a bar in Itaewon watching a movie on the big screen.  They started playing Ep IV.  I got to the part where the droid boyfriends were mincing across the desert sands (that's what the other contractors and retires were saying).  I got bored, so I paid for my breakfast and beer and left.  I walked up the bull-avard and saw this Umbrella Lady that normally hung out on the street from 10PM to 3AM.  I asked her what she was doing there so early/late, and she said she was just out to get some groceries before going home.

Well, one thing led to another and the next thing we knew we were          [REDACTED]          and then I rolled over and [REDACTED] and          [REDACTED]           gripping the tops of her shoulders and yelling,     [REDACTED]           IN THE WHOLE [REDACTED] WORLD!!!!!"

We finished, so I paid for my lunch and personal exercise consultant and left.  I got back to the bar just in time to hear Han yell, "Great kid, don't get penisy!"  Ordered another beer, and watched the Rebels dogfight the Imps before blowing up the Death Star.

All in all, a full and fun-filled Saturday morning in Seoul


End CSB
 
2014-02-15 11:20:04 AM  

tripleseven: My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
[i1285.photobucket.com image 850x615]


Welcome to both of you! What is kitteh's name?
 
2014-02-15 11:21:34 AM  

Salem Witch: catmandu: Finally some good new in the Catmandu household. I got approved for Social Security Disability

YAAAAAY!

[kermit_flail.gif]


Thanks! How is Suzy doing? Have you made a decision regarding medications for her?
 
2014-02-15 11:23:57 AM  
tripleseven, echo John Buck 41's welcome, not furr below you & your lurvly Mistress's furrst appearance here! What does she answer to, or mayhap better, what do you call her? One hopes neither HeyU nor Late4Dinner.
Not a lookalike, merely lookaweebitsimilar
i.imgur.com
Its my cake day for another 5 minutes. Like my cat. by D_Wise420 just before last midders, highly encroppinated
some few reddit comments;
knoisv: this whole time I thought "cake day"was reddit's autistic way of saying"birthday," but now I realize it doesn't effing know your birthday.  way to be a true friend, reddit   censoriously edited
darylpurple: This is why I made my account on my birthday...Now my birthday IS my cake day! :D
Hotseflots: this is also the case with me
some few imgur comments;
BalrogOfMorgoth: I like your cat      Even monsters can like cats, proven here!
basnoff: Cat is liked.
MLSfan22: +1 for the TFC scarf.Even bet, encroppinated that out w D_Wise selfie in mirror
SirCharlestheFifthistheNameofmyPipe: I am tripping balls right now and I'm just staring into your cats eyes.
B'lieve comment from "former Farker" on on reddit re lipstick, may be on pg10. Do recall copying & italicisng --
 
2014-02-15 11:24:33 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 427x640]
I want to snuggle with a bebbeh otter!!


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 11:27:48 AM  

lilyspad: quantum_jellyroll: lilyspad:
Synchronized Monkey Swimming?? Maybe next Summer Olymics event...... :D

[reneau.smugmug.com image 800x533]

*snerk*


Umm... is that code for something?


/we did a bit a the ol' Synchronized Monkey Swimmin' ifyaknowwhatiMEAN!
 
2014-02-15 11:31:24 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: Here's a valentine for all you Caturday Farkettes...

[reneau.smugmug.com image 450x600]

(not really)


I LOL'd.

/Mr. Witch is stealing that for next year
//And the year that
///And the year after that
 
2014-02-15 11:31:44 AM  

catmandu: tripleseven: My first caturday contribution.  Here is my cat, hiding under the bed.
[i1285.photobucket.com image 850x615]

Welcome to both of you! What is kitteh's name?


Thanks all for the welcomes.

Well, when we got her from the shelter, her name was Marbles.  Mrs tripleseven didn't like it, so she named her Cleo.  Which is her name now.  But, I just call her either "Cat" or, "Furry".

They're terms of endearment of course.
 
2014-02-15 11:32:44 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 11:33:50 AM  
Happy Caturday my fellow Farkers. This is my Katrina.  She hates everyone, including me.  But I love her anyway.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 11:37:33 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480]


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 11:43:09 AM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x480] (cat sleeping on laptop)


Is that a new parental control feature?  Whenever a racy scene on a streaming onlin video appears, a cat comes racing out of nowhere and plops on laptops to prevent kids from spying mature content?


/Quick, to the patent app!
 
2014-02-15 11:46:02 AM  

yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 264x203]


OH, STEVE O!  You can't get enough best-reality rape, can you?
 
2014-02-15 11:47:42 AM  
 
2014-02-15 11:48:22 AM  
tigerose:

This would be awesome..and smelly in the Spring!

Funny, I used to say that about some wintertime "girlfriends"  :-{D
 
2014-02-15 11:53:13 AM  

yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 483x450] (tree bones)


DAMMIT, these button choices are too limiting!  'Smrt', 'Funny'.  We need a 'Stoned' button!


/and 'What U Said' button
//and 'Daaaaw' button
///and a Snark-o-meter indicator dial
////come to think of it, we need a whole online contol panel for TFers!
 
2014-02-15 11:55:24 AM  

valnt9: gremlin1: yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 264x203]

You know people usually get arrested for that sort of thing around here.

having sex with animals is legal in 26 states


And on MTV.
 
2014-02-15 11:56:22 AM  
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Don't worry Dyson, no one will take your love away!
 
2014-02-15 11:56:52 AM  

bighairyguy: Olympics highlights


That was great
 
2014-02-15 11:57:10 AM  
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Hermie thinks Love is EVIL!!!!
 
2014-02-15 11:58:40 AM  
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Louie, shocked that anyone loves him
 
2014-02-15 11:59:37 AM  
Here is my heart.....
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Hoover......he really is a special little guy
 
2014-02-15 11:59:46 AM  
Real Women Drink Akvavit:

. I planned on working until I died, but not dying at work. Well, not necessarily dying at work because I was sickly, anyway.


 I o
I once saw the following (joke) on a company bulletin board...

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES:
---------------------------------------

It has come to management's attention that several workers have died on the job.

This practice WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, as it makes it difficult for shop supervisors tell a dead worker from a worker performing his usual duties.

Therefore, until further notice, all workers found dead-on-the-job will be docked a weeks pay!

Signed,
THE MANAGEMENT
 
2014-02-15 11:59:50 AM  

duke3522: Happy Caturday my fellow Farkers. This is my Katrina.  She hates everyone, including me.  But I love her anyway.

[img.fark.net image 850x508]


She looks SO MUCH like a cat of my mom's that was the exact same way, it's a bit scary. My mom's Evil Creature Feature Kitteh died some years back, but her hate lives on in our memories. Your Katrina could be her reincarnation. Do NOT sleep on the couch around that cat. She'll wake you up, ever so slightly, just so you can see her squat and pee on you but not be awake enough yet to fling her aside before she's done letting you know EXACTLY what she thinks about you.

/it happened to me
//farkin' cat

grammaniac.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 12:00:31 PM  
crankyandi.smugmug.com

Dyson.....he is a pain and all but I still love him.
 
2014-02-15 12:02:29 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Oh, before I forget - count yer pennies!



Uhh... one?


OH you said PENNIES!


/godammitsomuch!
//blush
 
2014-02-15 12:04:29 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 483x450] (tree bones)

DAMMIT, these button choices are too limiting!  'Smrt', 'Funny'.  We need a 'Stoned' button!


/and 'What U Said' button
//and 'Daaaaw' button
///and a Snark-o-meter indicator dial
////come to think of it, we need a whole online contol panel for TFers!


Well, get on it, Uncle Cabbage! I've always said we needed a "D'awwww!" button at least. Unfortunately, all I can do about that is volunteer to make the lunch and then try to swindle someone into helping me find where the user data for My Singing Monsters is hiding on my drive so I can back up and transfer my game to a different box. (That would earn them lunch AND dessert!)

www.bdencre.com
 
2014-02-15 12:17:55 PM  

GGracie: lilyspad: GGracie: I have to admit that it was weird having my co-workers stare at my breasts.

Um, and you said or did nothing about it? Were you like totally flashing cleavage, or are you just "full figured"? I would have put a stop to that right away!

It's more just large breasted.  38-G, which is why I am GGracie.  I wasn't flashing the twins, but with a 38 inch chest with G's attached... they do get noticed.  To be honest, I don't really care if people stare.  I am VERY used to it.  I have a flat stomach... that spends a lot of time in the shade.  It doesn't make me uncomfortable... I just thought it odd that the women stared so obviously.

The boobie fairy visited me when I turned 14.  I went from nothing to DD's in a very short period of time.  My background is in Human Resources, so I am well versed in sexual discrimination/harassment.  As with many things in the work place, it's not a problem until it's a problem.  I don't feel it necessary to file a complaint over something that happens to me when I go to the grocery store or the gas station.  The only challenge I face from it is that I have to work a bit harder than others to gain true respect as people do have some bad notions about large breasts.  I've heard women whispering to each other "Are those real???".  Yes, who would do this to themselves on purpose???

There have been a few occasions when I did have to respond to co-workers who were committing serious sexual discrimination/harassment.  One locked me in my office and kept me there for 20 minutes while he explained to me that I "obviously wanted it".  I did have him fired.  Another co-worker came up and leaned over my desk to look down my shirt and said "You're serving up quite a load today", then had all of the male employees come up to my desk to do the same thing.  It was my first job, and although I was the personnel manager I didn't complain, I just wore baggier tops.  That was purely unprofessional behavior on everyone's part, including mi ...


When the little stuff you ignore starts to build up and affects your memory/judgement/proffesional credibility, then it is worth the effort, imho, to shut it down.  Especially when the same thing happens to other people by the same ringleaders in your outfit.  To take it with a philosophical attitude is very noble of you.

I can sort of understand how you feel.  I am an archtypical nerd, though with a bunch of ribbons on my salad bar for marksmanship, overseas deployments, etc.  The worst is working in the private sector.  Lots of folks look at me and call me out for not being masculine/tough enough to suit them, especially after they find out I once lived on their taxes.  I once had a warehouse supervisor accuse me, to my face, of looking like a jew.

I usually put up with that stuff because, like you said, it happens in such small ways it is often not worth pursuing on an official level.  Also, with a tight economy, I end up working in places where the employees are redneck simpleton trash.  So it is a case of, "if you live with wolves, howl as they do."

Sorry for wall of text and for downer.  We now return you to your regular Caturday humor, already in progress.
 
2014-02-15 12:26:19 PM  

GGracie: lilyspad: GGracie: I have to admit that it was weird having my co-workers stare at my breasts.

Um, and you said or did nothing about it? Were you like totally flashing cleavage, or are you just "full figured"? I would have put a stop to that right away!

It's more just large breasted.  38-G, which is why I am GGracie.  I wasn't flashing the twins, but with a 38 inch chest with G's attached... they do get noticed.  To be honest, I don't really care if people stare.  I am VERY used to it.  I have a flat stomach... that spends a lot of time in the shade.  It doesn't make me uncomfortable... I just thought it odd that the women stared so obviously.

The boobie fairy visited me when I turned 14.  I went from nothing to DD's in a very short period of time.  My background is in Human Resources, so I am well versed in sexual discrimination/harassment.  As with many things in the work place, it's not a problem until it's a problem.  I don't feel it necessary to file a complaint over something that happens to me when I go to the grocery store or the gas station.  The only challenge I face from it is that I have to work a bit harder than others to gain true respect as people do have some bad notions about large breasts.  I've heard women whispering to each other "Are those real???".  Yes, who would do this to themselves on purpose???

There have been a few occasions when I did have to respond to co-workers who were committing serious sexual discrimination/harassment.  One locked me in my office and kept me there for 20 minutes while he explained to me that I "obviously wanted it".  I did have him fired.  Another co-worker came up and leaned over my desk to look down my shirt and said "You're serving up quite a load today", then had all of the male employees come up to my desk to do the same thing.  It was my first job, and although I was the personnel manager I didn't complain, I just wore baggier tops.  That was purely unprofessional behavior on everyone's part, including mi ...


I get stares to with a 36F.   I work in an office environment.  Men's fitted dress shirts, (cut bigger so no button gaps) with some shaping added ( i curve the side seam and add front and back darts) and a jacket / sweater cuts down on the staring down my shirt.  I occasionally wear a few t-shirts but under a jacket.  My challenge is finding a jacket that fits.  Most of my sweaters are plain men's for the extra room with out looking too big.
and a catimg.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 12:31:36 PM  

Zoomaster: Reddit had this days ago.  Reddit is such a better site, I come back to Fark about once every week or two, to see if there is anything interesting, and if there is, Reddit already did it days ago.  What is there like 7 or 8 "sub-Farks"  with Reddit there are so many you can never get through them all.  On Fark you can get through the whole website in 30 minutes..


/Plus what goes for intelligent conversation on Fark is "you're an idiot" "no, you're an idiot"
//back to Reddit
///go ahead and ban me, fark if I care


www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-02-15 12:35:09 PM  

catmandu:
Thanks! How is Suzy doing? Have you made a decision regarding medications for her?


We had a talk with the vet and decided that first we will get the extra weight off of Suzy. Trying to get her weight down while she's very hungry is just mean. Then we will try the phenobarbital and keep an eye on her liver function. Hopefully the side effects will be minimal. She is a healthy doggie otherwise and as long as her tail is still wagging, all is good.

imagizer.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-15 12:37:18 PM  
wordandimage.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-15 12:50:53 PM  
img.fark.netimg.fark.netMew the guard kitty and Eevee the hair tie fetching kitty
 
2014-02-15 12:57:12 PM  

Mudd's woman: [img.fark.net image 850x634]This is Gracie.
Her expression belies her love of Caturday.  ;)


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-15 01:00:06 PM  

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 499x260] (black kitty gif in white room)


Whoa, deja vu!

/must mean they changed something
 
2014-02-15 01:05:23 PM  
images.cryhavok.org
 
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