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(KSL Salt Lake City)   A man enticed a 15-year-old girl to a hotel room through the Internet. I didn't know broadband worked that way   (ksl.com) divider line 95
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2014-02-13 04:51:57 PM  
It usually doesn't
 
2014-02-13 04:57:09 PM  
I thought Heart was a broadband
 
2014-02-13 04:58:25 PM  
The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.
 
2014-02-13 05:07:10 PM  

Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.


Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex. I think the word you're looking for is "damaged".
 
2014-02-13 05:36:00 PM  
Wait, he was actually talking to a real teenager on the Internet?
 
2014-02-13 05:41:46 PM  

Ambivalence: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex. I think the word you're looking for is "damaged".


I was gonna go with 'mom' but I guess that works, too.
 
2014-02-13 05:46:59 PM  

toraque: Ambivalence: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex. I think the word you're looking for is "damaged".

I was gonna go with 'mom' but I guess that works, too.


I finally decided on "giving", but damaged and mom work fine too.
 
2014-02-13 05:51:20 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
Was she on the circuit?
 
2014-02-13 05:51:20 PM  

toraque: Ambivalence: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex. I think the word you're looking for is "damaged".

I was gonna go with 'YOUR mom' but I guess that works, too.


sheesh. gotta do everything around here.
 
2014-02-13 05:51:22 PM  
what is it with 15yo and their insatiable lust for sex!?
 
2014-02-13 05:52:49 PM  
s.mlkshk.com
 
2014-02-13 05:53:15 PM  

Isitoveryet: what is it with 15yo and their insatiable lust for sex!?


Reefer
 
2014-02-13 05:53:48 PM  
It's a series of tubes.
 
2014-02-13 05:54:37 PM  

Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

 
2014-02-13 05:54:50 PM  
Very biblical of you Joshua from Jordan
 
2014-02-13 05:55:15 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 05:56:02 PM  

ArkPanda: It's a series of

fallopian tubes.

interesting.
 
2014-02-13 05:56:06 PM  

Kanemano: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.


Try again

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-13 05:57:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought Heart was a broadband


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 05:58:44 PM  

rnatalie: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]
Was she on the circuit?


Wow. Didn't catch that until now.
 
2014-02-13 06:03:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought Heart was a broadband


*shakes fist*
/Bangles
//Link
 
2014-02-13 06:03:36 PM  
And that teen girl has also sucked 38 dicks.
 
2014-02-13 06:03:44 PM  

rnatalie: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]
Was she on the circuit?


funny, she only looks 6.
 
2014-02-13 06:05:05 PM  

Kanemano: Kanemano: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

Try again

[fc09.deviantart.net image 500x749]


1) The girl is really an adult vigilante.

2) There's a grueling castration scene which the moviemakers dwell on, revealing some deep pathology of their own.

3) Surprise! She didn't really castrate him! She was just faking him out! But she numbed up his nuts too much for him to tell!

4) He commits suicide in the end.

5) The vigilante wins completely, gets away with everything.
 
2014-02-13 06:05:55 PM  

Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.


too bad the "your mom" joke has already been trotted out

/i look forward to more compassionate statements from you
 
2014-02-13 06:06:04 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Wait so you can have sex with a 15 year old girl in a hotel room and only get charged with enticing minor to hotel over the internet?   Is this like robbing  a bank and getting to keep the money and only getting charged with trespassing


Um, no.  He was charged with the illegal sex as well.
 
2014-02-13 06:07:27 PM  

Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.


Employed by Homeland Security?
 
2014-02-13 06:09:57 PM  

lack of warmth: Waldo Pepper: Wait so you can have sex with a 15 year old girl in a hotel room and only get charged with enticing minor to hotel over the internet?   Is this like robbing  a bank and getting to keep the money and only getting charged with trespassing

Um, no.  He was charged with the illegal sex as well.


Age of consent is 14 in Utah.
 
2014-02-13 06:11:14 PM  

skinink: And that teen girl has also sucked 38 dicks.



In a row, too.
 
2014-02-13 06:11:37 PM  

mcreadyblue: lack of warmth: Waldo Pepper: Wait so you can have sex with a 15 year old girl in a hotel room and only get charged with enticing minor to hotel over the internet?   Is this like robbing  a bank and getting to keep the money and only getting charged with trespassing

Um, no.  He was charged with the illegal sex as well.

Age of consent is 14 in Utah.


Whoops forgot the "if the guy is 18 or younger".
 
2014-02-13 06:19:04 PM  
Guys?

"Woo, young teen hotties"?  Let's review.

Women usually start to be able to find their ass with both hands emotionally and socially without either being a basket case - or a spoiled 6 year old brat who has boobs now - between 20 and 25.  Seriously.  So, what are you going to talk to a 15 year old girl about after you use her for a spunk rag?  Cause there's enough damaged good wandering around out there wondering if that's all they're really worth.

Stop that.  Stop being a slimy con artist because firm young flesh doesn't sag for the 12 minutes you actually have a use for it.  There's a very young child under that skin.  It's selfish and sh*tty and those are the ages when chicks are most fragile and all f*cked up about fitting in and being desirable on a new playing field.  Don't f*ck them up more.  It's a crap thing to do.  A lot of roses that get picked before they bloom never do.
 
2014-02-13 06:19:17 PM  
South Jordan is about 2 hours from Logan. Not that it's relevant. I just know that it is.
 
2014-02-13 06:21:46 PM  
Wait, SHE went to the hotel room? Does that mean she should have a seat over there?
 
2014-02-13 06:26:21 PM  
im shocked and confused that men (any age) actually think there are teen or preteen women out there on the internet looking to hookup.  It's pretty much a rule that if they say they are 15,16,17, whatever... it's a farking lie


Yeah sad and lonely sucks -- but are you that stupid too? to believe that a 15 year old girl or boy would be interested in meeting up with some old loser?

The show "to catch a predator" is more hilarious to me than most other comedies.
 
2014-02-13 06:26:22 PM  

Ambivalence: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex. I think the word you're looking for is "damaged".


But if a 15 year old boy doesn't jump at meeting a middle-aged woman for sex, then there is something wrong with him, amirite?
 
2014-02-13 06:27:05 PM  

bunner: Guys?

"Woo, young teen hotties"?  Let's review.

Women usually start to be able to find their ass with both hands emotionally and socially without either being a basket case - or a spoiled 6 year old brat who has boobs now - between 20 and 25.  Seriously.  So, what are you going to talk to a 15 year old girl about after you use her for a spunk rag?  Cause there's enough damaged good wandering around out there wondering if that's all they're really worth.

Stop that.  Stop being a slimy con artist because firm young flesh doesn't sag for the 12 minutes you actually have a use for it.  There's a very young child under that skin.  It's selfish and sh*tty and those are the ages when chicks are most fragile and all f*cked up about fitting in and being desirable on a new playing field.  Don't f*ck them up more.  It's a crap thing to do.  A lot of roses that get picked before they bloom never do.


You lost me at this part. What were you saying?
 
2014-02-13 06:30:36 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: bunner: Guys?

"Woo, young teen hotties"?  Let's review.

Women usually start to be able to find their ass with both hands emotionally and socially without either being a basket case - or a spoiled 6 year old brat who has boobs now - between 20 and 25.  Seriously.  So, what are you going to talk to a 15 year old girl about after you use her for a spunk rag?  Cause there's enough damaged good wandering around out there wondering if that's all they're really worth.

Stop that.  Stop being a slimy con artist because firm young flesh doesn't sag for the 12 minutes you actually have a use for it.  There's a very young child under that skin.  It's selfish and sh*tty and those are the ages when chicks are most fragile and all f*cked up about fitting in and being desirable on a new playing field.  Don't f*ck them up more.  It's a crap thing to do.  A lot of roses that get picked before they bloom never do.

You lost me at this part. What were you saying?


There are plenty of 20- 25 year olds whose flesh does not sag.

I mean Kate Upton is 20.
 
2014-02-13 06:31:50 PM  

tlars699: Agent Smiths Laugh: bunner: Guys?

"Woo, young teen hotties"?  Let's review.

Women usually start to be able to find their ass with both hands emotionally and socially without either being a basket case - or a spoiled 6 year old brat who has boobs now - between 20 and 25.  Seriously.  So, what are you going to talk to a 15 year old girl about after you use her for a spunk rag?  Cause there's enough damaged good wandering around out there wondering if that's all they're really worth.

Stop that.  Stop being a slimy con artist because firm young flesh doesn't sag for the 12 minutes you actually have a use for it.  There's a very young child under that skin.  It's selfish and sh*tty and those are the ages when chicks are most fragile and all f*cked up about fitting in and being desirable on a new playing field.  Don't f*ck them up more.  It's a crap thing to do.  A lot of roses that get picked before they bloom never do.

You lost me at this part. What were you saying?

There are plenty of 20- 25 year olds whose flesh does not sag.

I mean Kate Upton is 20.


You're gonna have to provide some visual evidence. I can't take just your word for it.
 
2014-02-13 06:36:33 PM  
15?  Was she bruised like a cherry, ripe as a peach?

/ "does your daddy have a shotgun?"
// best line ever
 
2014-02-13 06:48:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I thought Heart was a broadband


I shouldn't be laughing as hard as I am, but that comment was like the Spanish Inquisition.
 
2014-02-13 06:48:54 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

I would download a whore...
 
2014-02-13 06:49:23 PM  

bunner: Stop that.  Stop being a slimy con artist because firm young flesh doesn't sag for the 12 minutes you actually have a use for it.


Cute, but we guys know the only alternative to being a slimy con artist is to be just plain slime.

/too lazy to play con games anyway
 
2014-02-13 06:55:44 PM  

Ambivalence: Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex.


Define "healthy" and "well adjusted".  I'd be suspicious of any 15yo that wasn't at least curious about sex.  To me that's the definision of maladjusted.  As to hooking up with a middle aged man, maybe - just maybe - she made the "reasoned" argument that if she's going to experiment sexually she prolly doesn't want to do it with a 15yo boy.  Have you met the average 15yo boy lately?  She's probably feeling lonely and  unappreciated at home and here's a guy - an "older man" - taking an interest in her.  It doesn't take someone "damaged" (as you call it) to be enticed by that.
 
2014-02-13 06:59:41 PM  

nyrB: Ambivalence: Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex.

Define "healthy" and "well adjusted".  I'd be suspicious of any 15yo that wasn't at least curious about sex.  To me that's the definision of maladjusted.  As to hooking up with a middle aged man, maybe - just maybe - she made the "reasoned" argument that if she's going to experiment sexually she prolly doesn't want to do it with a 15yo boy.  Have you met the average 15yo boy lately?  She's probably feeling lonely and  unappreciated at home and here's a guy - an "older man" - taking an interest in her.  It doesn't take someone "damaged" (as you call it) to be enticed by that.


I think we found Joshua Peterson's Fark handle.
 
2014-02-13 07:03:45 PM  

Bane of Broone: I think we found Joshua Peterson's Fark handle.


On the contrary -- I'm not excusing for a second what the guy did.  But to call the girl "damaged" is to misunderstand your typical 15yo girl.  It's precisely because predators like Joshua Peterson *do* understand them that they are able to do what they do.
 
2014-02-13 07:04:12 PM  

Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.


Sounds like it was not the guy doing the enticing.
 
2014-02-13 07:11:34 PM  

LoneWolf343: Ambivalence: Descartes: The same girl is also involved in a similar court case in Syracuse, according to the Logan Police Department.

If only there was a word that describes a person who meets strangers in hotel rooms.

Dude, she's 15. No healthy, well adjusted 15 year old meets middle aged men in hotel rooms for sex. I think the word you're looking for is "damaged".

But if a 15 year old boy doesn't jump at meeting a middle-aged woman for sex, then there is something wrong with him, amirite?


If someone chats up a 15 year old online assuming that they are lying about their age, are they committing a crime?
 
2014-02-13 07:14:18 PM  
In a wholly unrelated story:
The iphones fingerprint scanner has already been hacked.
Coupled with Niel Degrassi Tysons masterful troll of the film Gravity, id say we are headed somewhere.
/study it out sheeple.
 
2014-02-13 07:16:45 PM  
Also, has Quantum Apostrophe been serving out another suspension?
 
2014-02-13 07:22:57 PM  

bunner: Guys?

"Woo, young teen hotties"?  Let's review.

Women usually start to be able to find their ass with both hands emotionally and socially without either being a basket case - or a spoiled 6 year old brat who has boobs now - between 20 and 25.  Seriously.  So, what are you going to talk to a 15 year old girl about after you use her for a spunk rag?  Cause there's enough damaged good wandering around out there wondering if that's all they're really worth.

Stop that.  Stop being a slimy con artist because firm young flesh doesn't sag for the 12 minutes you actually have a use for it.  There's a very young child under that skin.  It's selfish and sh*tty and those are the ages when chicks are most fragile and all f*cked up about fitting in and being desirable on a new playing field.  Don't f*ck them up more.  It's a crap thing to do.  A lot of roses that get picked before they bloom never do.


You lost me there, there is supposed to be talking at some point?
 
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