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(The Daily Caller)   "The liberals are revolting." You bet your ass, they stink of a fine malt liquor with a faint smell of hickory and the finest cocoa from the Brazilian Amazon   (dailycaller.com) divider line 169
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2014-02-13 04:34:49 PM  
A TV news show panel member reasoning out which unannounced candidate she might prefer in an election two years off does not a revolution make.

Although the fact of the characterization makes sense when the source thinks Obama's a Nazi-Communist-Islamofascist.
 
2014-02-13 04:41:49 PM  

Diogenes: A TV news show panel member reasoning out which unannounced candidate she might prefer in an election two years off does not a revolution make.


the french revolution was started when marie antoinette said she'd rather have turgot back than stick with necker
 
2014-02-13 04:42:58 PM  
Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.
 
2014-02-13 04:43:56 PM  
finest malt liquor and finest cocoa? that's a lot of fine, needaneditormitter.
 
2014-02-13 04:49:24 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


How about cute?  She's kind of cute.  And a former Congressional candidate.
 
2014-02-13 04:52:47 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


Her conservative counterpart in the "hot pundit with a stupid name" category is SE Cupp.

The two of them engaged in a furious argument over raising the minimum wage that ends with them scissoring passionately on the newsroom floor figures frequently in my cable news fan fiction stories.
 
2014-02-13 04:54:35 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


Would you feel better if you saw her fellating a dildo Rudolph nose?
 
2014-02-13 04:54:38 PM  

gilgigamesh: exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.

Her conservative counterpart in the "hot pundit with a stupid name" category is SE Cupp.

The two of them engaged in a furious argument over raising the minimum wage that ends with them scissoring passionately on the newsroom floor figures frequently in my cable news fan fiction stories spank bank.

 
2014-02-13 04:55:16 PM  
A lot of the liberal women are pretty revolting.
 
2014-02-13 04:56:13 PM  
one b-list pundit does not a revolution make, submitter.
 
2014-02-13 04:57:29 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


Well, she didn't name herself.

She makes a lot of good points, and I agree, I'd rather see Warren than Clinton in the White House.

Alan Grayson would also be a very appealing choice.
 
2014-02-13 04:59:17 PM  

Diogenes: gilgigamesh: exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.

Her conservative counterpart in the "hot pundit with a stupid name" category is SE Cupp.

The two of them engaged in a furious argument over raising the minimum wage that ends with them scissoring passionately on the newsroom floor figures frequently in my cable news fan fiction stories spank bank.


Well duh.

That's why it takes me so long to come out with new editions of "The Cycle" Fan Fic. I am typing it all one-handed.
 
2014-02-13 04:59:45 PM  

AntiGravitas: A lot of the liberal women are pretty revolting.


livingwithawildcatinaphonebooth.files.wordpress.com

How you doin?
 
2014-02-13 05:02:11 PM  
Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.
 
2014-02-13 05:02:58 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.


Your words make no sense.
 
2014-02-13 05:04:28 PM  
she really should cede it to warren.  hillary has WAY too much baggage and republicans pretty much universally hate her.  not that they don't universally hate warren, they've just got way more ammo with hillary.
 
2014-02-13 05:06:52 PM  
also, WTF does that headline even mean?
 
2014-02-13 05:09:10 PM  

FlashHarry: one b-list pundit does not a revolution make, submitter.


to be fair, it's the Blaze calling this a liberal revolution in the works
 
2014-02-13 05:11:36 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.


I know I'm gonna hate myself for this but...please explain how Warren is the liberal version of Santorum?
 
2014-02-13 05:12:11 PM  

somedude210: FlashHarry: one b-list pundit does not a revolution make, submitter.

to be fair, it's the Blaze  Daily Caller calling this a liberal revolution in the works


FTFM
 
2014-02-13 05:14:23 PM  

somedude210: Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.

I know I'm gonna hate myself for this but...please explain how Warren is the liberal version of Santorum?


It's only the hard-core left that find her an attractive candidate that has a chance in a general election.
 
2014-02-13 05:15:18 PM  

somedude210: Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.

I know I'm gonna hate myself for this but...please explain how Warren is the liberal version of Santorum?


they were both born female
 
2014-02-13 05:17:09 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


Came here to say this. If my parents hated me that much I would've had my name changed for on-screen.
 
2014-02-13 05:17:55 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Alan Grayson would also be a very appealing choice.


I'm liking him less and less.  He used to by Rep. and I really like him.  (And despite everything I still like him better than that retrograde dipshiat Daniel Webster that I got instead.)

We got redistricted so he's just Mom's now.  He's burying her in emails begging for money (and I mean begging) with really over the top crap that I'd expect more from teabaggers.

"I'm being silenced by X!  Send me money so I can fight back!"

I read a few while I was restoring her email to a new PC this week.  They were really off putting.  And the opt out/unsubscribe feature is not working or being ignored.
 
2014-02-13 05:19:45 PM  

Lucky LaRue: somedude210: Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.

I know I'm gonna hate myself for this but...please explain how Warren is the liberal version of Santorum?

It's only the hard-core left that find her an attractive candidate that has a chance in a general election.


I don't buy that. Warren may be a little bit underexposed at the moment, but she taps into the same liberal populist vein that had people cheering for OWS.

However, unlike OWS she actually has her shiat together and presents a professional image and clear well developed plans. All of the righteous fury you love, now without the incompetence and smelly hipsters!

Given the shot to explain her positions and vision, she'd be incredibly popular.
 
2014-02-13 05:20:00 PM  
Thats Krystal Ball, the liberal commentator, not "Kristol Ball", Bill Kristol's midnight Upper East side orgy.
 
2014-02-13 05:20:35 PM  
I'd like Bernie or Elizabeth to run, if only to pull the primary conversation to the left.
 
2014-02-13 05:22:47 PM  

somedude210: Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.

I know I'm gonna hate myself for this but...please explain how Warren is the liberal version of Santorum?


I'd vote for her in a heartbeat, which is a pretty good indicator she's unelectable.
 
2014-02-13 05:28:41 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.


"back to the white house?" you do know that a democrat has lived in the white house since 2009, right?
 
2014-02-13 05:31:11 PM  
Elizabeth Warren is the Daniel Bryan of the Left.

All her fans need to do is scream a simple catchphrase over and over again, entrancing strangers into cheering for her as well
 
2014-02-13 05:32:01 PM  

cman: Elizabeth Warren is the Daniel Bryan of the Left.

All her fans need to do is scream a simple catchphrase over and over again, which would entrance strangers into cheering for her as well


DAMNIT

Fixt
 
2014-02-13 05:33:44 PM  
Yeah, it's really a surprise that the candidate who was soundly rejected in 2008 isn't the universal choice for 2016. This is hard-hitting analysis.
 
2014-02-13 05:33:59 PM  

FlashHarry: Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.

"back to the white house?" you do know that a democrat has lived in the white house since 2009, right?


To be fair, some of Obsmas corporate freindly policy may have confused him.

He missed the clue that Obama's black.
 
2014-02-13 05:36:48 PM  
I'd also like to know why not just handing the nomination over to Hillary is considered a revolt?  It should never be a coronation, no matter how much I like the particular candidate.  A well fought campaign is healthy for democracy.

I mean, I know why.  Daily Caller wants to create discord where none may exist.  But the implication here is rather scary.
 
2014-02-13 05:40:23 PM  

Diogenes: exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.

How about cute?  She's kind of cute.  And a former Congressional candidate.


*googles*

images.heidiandfrank.com

WTF?
 
2014-02-13 05:40:40 PM  

Lucky LaRue: Hillary is the only way the Democrats can get back to the White House in 2016.  If the liberals choose Elizabeth Warren as their candidate in 2016 primaries, they will get their asses kicked.  Elizabeth Warren is the liberal equivalent of Rick Santorum.


Get Back to the White House?

Only candidate that can get the White house for the Democrats in 2016?
 
2014-02-13 05:41:32 PM  

fusillade762: Diogenes: exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.

How about cute?  She's kind of cute.  And a former Congressional candidate.

*googles*

[images.heidiandfrank.com image 600x450]

WTF?


I love the look on the guy's face.  It screams, "Wow is this really happening?!"
 
2014-02-13 05:41:58 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


Totally agree; however I'd also throw in another reason not to take her seriously: The mountains of evidence that political pundits' predictions are completely farking worthless.

http://press.princeton.edu/titles/7959.html
 
2014-02-13 05:43:57 PM  

vernonFL: Thats Krystal Ball, the liberal commentator, not "Kristol Ball", Bill Kristol's midnight Upper East side orgy.


Straight, gay or bi
 
2014-02-13 05:46:00 PM  
Its America, anyone who wants to run in good faith should run. Telling people not to run is stupid.
 
2014-02-13 05:49:45 PM  

exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.


It sounds like a porn name.
 
2014-02-13 05:52:04 PM  

vernonFL: Thats Krystal Ball, the liberal commentator, not "Kristol Ball", Bill Kristol's midnight Upper East side orgy.


upload.wikimedia.org

RIP CRYSTAL BALL
 
2014-02-13 05:52:45 PM  

somedude210: I know I'm gonna hate myself for this but...please explain how Warren is the liberal version of Santorum?


They both like sex with dudes?
 
2014-02-13 06:06:41 PM  

gilgigamesh: The two of them engaged in a furious argument over raising the minimum wage that ends with them scissoring passionately on the newsroom floor figures frequently in my cable news fan fiction stories.


Scissor me timbers!
 
2014-02-13 06:08:18 PM  

Nabb1: exick: Doesn't matter how smart, well-versed, coherent, and/or rational someone may be, I am never going to be able to take them seriously if their name is Krystal Ball.

It sounds like a porn name.


I couldn't decide between porn or stripper, I guess strippers usually go by only one name.


or just a white trash name.
 
2014-02-13 06:09:41 PM  

Descartes: AntiGravitas: A lot of the liberal women are pretty revolting.

[livingwithawildcatinaphonebooth.files.wordpress.com image 215x275]

How you doin?


I would totally do her
 
2014-02-13 06:15:37 PM  

FlashHarry: finest malt liquor and finest cocoa? that's a lot of fine, needaneditormitter.


Along with the finest meats & cheeses.
 
2014-02-13 06:16:51 PM  

CptnSpldng: FlashHarry: finest malt liquor and finest cocoa? that's a lot of fine, needaneditormitter.

Along with the finest meats & cheeses.


And the finest Dijon ketchups?
 
2014-02-13 06:25:29 PM  
fark that... I like having Warren as my Senator in Washington. I want her there for the foreseeable future. She can do far more good in the Senate.

Besides, I'm sick of special elections and the retarded GOP candidates it spawns... Like Svott Brown and Gabriel Gomez.
 
2014-02-13 06:26:36 PM  

cman: Elizabeth Warren is the Daniel Bryan of the Left.

All her fans need to do is scream a simple catchphrase over and over again, entrancing strangers into cheering for her as well


Like this guy's fans?
i18.photobucket.com

I'm told he was a "great" President.
We like greatness, don't we?
 
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