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(OutSports)   Gay football player reveals the sexy, sweaty, slippery, steamy, seductive TRUTH about same-sex showering   (outsports.com) divider line 19
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2014-02-13 05:12:46 PM
3 votes:

optikeye: You do know porn reality and reality reality are different things. If it wasn't the cable would never be fixed.


Exactly.

I was an athlete in HS and part of college.  And in college I lived in a fraternity with no shower dividers.  Granted, I was still closeted back then, but it was never really an issue for me.  Never had a surprise boner.  Somehow managed to avoid involuntarily bending over and yelling "STICK IT IN!"
2014-02-13 06:58:24 PM
2 votes:
Have you ever talked to an openly gay athlete? Played a game with one? Please, for your own sake, find a gay athlete and have a conversation with them.

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2014-02-13 06:20:47 PM
2 votes:

optikeye: If it wasn't the cable would never be fixed.


I take it you don't have Comcast.
2014-02-13 05:30:12 PM
2 votes:
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2014-02-13 04:40:55 PM
2 votes:
I figure it's no more likely for a gay man to look at a hot straight man showering, than it is for a straight man to look at a hot lesbian woman showering.
2014-02-14 12:09:26 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Gestankfaust: Rapmaster2000: Waldo Pepper:

Would you rather these concerns go stay silent and so never addressed and at some point in time something happens that causes lgbt rights to suffer a setback or address them and find the best solution that works for the everyone rights.

This could be bad... for gays.

YES!! I WOULD!! There are NO RIGHTS!! Other than the rights for EVERYONE! Why does ever minority or gay or ANYONE need MORE RIGHTS than ANYONE ELSE!?!?!

Answer...they don't.

It's good then that they're not asking for that.


You sound like a special class that needs protecting.
2014-02-13 10:16:56 PM
1 votes:

Gestankfaust: The TRUTH is that we DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE GAY OR NOT!! STOP TELLING US!!!


I don't care that you're farking straight, yet still you keep putting pictures up to show people that not only are you straight, you've found someone to mate with... FFS, you even wear a special ring to advertise it.

Also, if mutability is the defining feature, stop telling me about your f'n religion.
2014-02-13 09:46:57 PM
1 votes:
I'm "concerned" about all these openly religious people in the locker room, I feel like they're constantly judging me... can we get them a separate locker room?
2014-02-13 08:34:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm super modest in the locker room, but if I had to choose between having a lesbian in there with me (I'm a woman), or a straight guy, I'd definitely take the lesbian. (Insert Beavis and Butthead-esque commentary here). It's way less intimidating to face someone who has all the same parts as you and that you are not sexually interested in. Sure, maybe I wouldn't be sexually interested in some big, sloppy dude either (and, to be fair, he may not care for me), but there's a psychological barrier there. Not to mention, you can't ignore that straight men's historical dominance over women plays an role there in the sense of feeling violated.

/Straight, but would rather sneak a peek at a nice rack than some dude's limp wang.
//+1 for the female form
2014-02-13 07:56:52 PM
1 votes:

Huck Chaser: Seriously, what's the worst case scenario here?  I just don't get it.

Oh no!  Another human being might find me attractive!  Help!  Heeeeelp!


Haha. How about, "What if he does something gay to me... and I LIKE it!"
2014-02-13 07:23:57 PM
1 votes:

DubyaHater: I work at a hospital. I see breasts and vaginas at times. Guess what, it's not the least bit appealing.
/I'm a straight guy btw


Hospital vag is bad vag.
2014-02-13 07:00:12 PM
1 votes:
As a friend of mine who coached girl's high school basketball once said, "The problem isn't having a homosexual in the locker room.  The problem is when you have two or more, and they're dating."
2014-02-13 06:32:01 PM
1 votes:

perigee: some fellers kneel down on spooge covered floors to suck anonymous cocks through a hole cut in a men's room toilet separator. Some want perfumed pillows - some want sweaty laborer sacks. It's a wide, wild world...

stance.
2014-02-13 06:24:47 PM
1 votes:

the801: Locker rooms are smelly, dirty and anything but erotic

a quick search for gay locker room videos on pornhub suggests otherwise, and xhamster has a whole category for gay locker room vids.

is what someone told me once.

which is not to say that this guy is getting his kicks in the locker room; i really doubt he is, but let's not pretend there's nothing erotic about them.

obligatory obvious warning - searching for gay locker rooms on pornhub or xhamster is NSFW.


Porn also says that I can get a goddamn plumber in less than an hour.

/seriously

As someone who plays hockey, and did a bit of time in the USAF... shower rooms are not erotic. If you arrive at the shower room with the energy to think about anything even remotely sexual, you have failed to give your all on the ice, and you should be too farking ashamed to look in a mirror, let alone at anyone else. You arrive pretty well exhausted, wash off, go home... it isn't sexual... aside from that, there is this weird belief amongst insecure heterosexual males that THEY are what gay people are after... I've seen some of the nastiest, fattest, greasiest farkers talking about how upset they'd be if a gay person hit on them. Let's be clear, gay and blind are too different things, and FFS, some of you straight guys, even blind girls have farking standards, get with the damn program already.
2014-02-13 06:24:21 PM
1 votes:
We've been sharing locker rooms and showers with you since secondary school. We didn't suddenly appear in a cloud of glitter. We've been here the whole time. You'll get used to living with the realization of that fact and you'll survive. Nothing else is changing.
2014-02-13 05:05:38 PM
1 votes:
Butt, butt, butt ... THE GAY GERMS!
2014-02-13 04:49:20 PM
1 votes:
the801:
obligatory obvious warning - searching for gay locker rooms on pornhub or xhamster is NSFW.

Thanks for the heads up.  Could you please recommend some good SFW searches for pornhub and xhamster?
2014-02-13 03:57:49 PM
1 votes:

the801: Locker rooms are smelly, dirty and anything but erotic

a quick search for gay locker room videos on pornhub suggests otherwise, and xhamster has a whole category for gay locker room vids.

is what someone told me once.

which is not to say that this guy is getting his kicks in the locker room; i really doubt he is, but let's not pretend there's nothing erotic about them.

obligatory obvious warning - searching for gay locker rooms on pornhub or xhamster is NSFW.


You do know porn reality and reality reality are different things. If it wasn't the cable would never be fixed.
2014-02-13 03:21:00 PM
1 votes:
Locker rooms are smelly, dirty and anything but erotic

a quick search for gay locker room videos on pornhub suggests otherwise, and xhamster has a whole category for gay locker room vids.

is what someone told me once.

which is not to say that this guy is getting his kicks in the locker room; i really doubt he is, but let's not pretend there's nothing erotic about them.

obligatory obvious warning - searching for gay locker rooms on pornhub or xhamster is NSFW.
 
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