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2014-02-13 02:50:48 PM
does anyone know if valentine's day is anytime soon? i wish there was a thread or hundred to let us know.
 
2014-02-13 02:50:52 PM
 
2014-02-13 02:51:13 PM
This foreveralone will have some cheese and fruit for dessert.
 
2014-02-13 02:52:39 PM
Try tiramisu after dinner.  Even if you don't know how to do it, it will still be awesome.
 
2014-02-13 02:52:39 PM
Cheese. Lots of cheese.  Also some sort of cabbage, perhaps. Maybe broccoli.
 
2014-02-13 02:53:06 PM
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*Burly Asian snuggle-bunny not included
 
2014-02-13 02:54:16 PM
I'm going to let her supersize the fries...
 
2014-02-13 02:54:58 PM
I don't know yet.  We have this lemon pasta the dude's mom brought us from italy.  We were going to use that but I can't decide whether to go in search of scallops or what.  I also want to make some linzer cookies but I don't know if I'm going to get around to that either.
 
2014-02-13 02:56:38 PM
My wife is making creme brulee with chocolate ganache.
 
2014-02-13 03:02:14 PM
I'll be eating hospital food. Probably chicken broth and jello, which is all they allowed me for two days after my last baby was born. Boooooooo. But in the past, when we've spent all our time crafting an intricate meal for Valentine's Day, I often just do up a super simple dessert: roll strawberries in a tiny bit of sugar and serve with cream I've whipped in the Kitchenaid. Cause you don't want to have too much heavy food in your stomach for a night of Valentine's lovin'.....unless you're into blumpkins.
 
2014-02-13 03:03:19 PM
Fondu.

Difficulty:  Requires decent fondu pot.
 
2014-02-13 03:04:13 PM
 Share some last minute tips to help make for an awesome time..

DO THE FARKING DISHES

 
2014-02-13 03:04:47 PM
Creme caramel.  It's easy to make, and f*cking delicious. Use coconut milk.  One can of coconut milk won't make it taste like coconut, but will give it a consistency that just screams, "now you owe me head."

Hopefully your partner's not allergic to coconut. Take any flan recipe and sub-out condensed milk with coconut milk. You will feel like punching an endangered species in the f*cking face when you taste it, i f*cking kid you not.  F*ck, man, I'm going to f*cking make one right now.
 
2014-02-13 03:05:46 PM

Diogenes: Fondu.

Difficulty:  Requires decent fondu pot.


I'd strongly NOT recommend Fondu if nudity is involved. Frying oil is too hot for the anus.

/was around in the 70's & know of what I speak
 
2014-02-13 03:08:45 PM

oldfarthenry: Frying oil is too hot for the anus.


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Chilled oil, on the other hand...
 
2014-02-13 03:22:32 PM

oldfarthenry: I'd strongly NOT recommend Fondu if nudity is involved. Frying oil is too hot for the anus.

/was around in the 70's & know of what I speak


Ah, yes, those wonderful 1970s "fondu" parties.

Like you really were going to use melted cheese and skewers at a vanilla swap party.
 
2014-02-13 03:44:16 PM
My son and daughter want to make a heart-shaped pizza. My son already made a pecan pie, and my daughter wants to make pink cupcakes this afternoon. Right now, I'm taking a break from making cards with construction paper, lace, glue, glitter, etc. We're going to have a sugar-filled morning, go to Tahoe and play in the snow for a bit, and then come home for dinner.
 
2014-02-13 03:59:36 PM

Notabunny: a pecan pie


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2014-02-13 04:00:30 PM
I'm making Nepalese, and by "making" I mean paying for.
 
2014-02-13 04:10:52 PM
My Valentines Day plans are to sit at home alone watching House of Cards and drinking bourbon.
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2014-02-13 04:13:53 PM
I suggest you and your girl play ring toss on your cock with onion rings that are straight out of the fryer.
 
2014-02-13 04:17:03 PM

Solid State Vittles: I suggest you and your girl play ring toss on your cock with onion rings that are straight out of the fryer.


or whipped cream & pineapple rings ...
 
2014-02-13 04:19:20 PM

vudukungfu: oldfarthenry: I'd strongly NOT recommend Fondu if nudity is involved. Frying oil is too hot for the anus.

/was around in the 70's & know of what I speak

Ah, yes, those wonderful 1970s "fondu" parties.

Like you really were going to use melted cheese and skewers at a vanilla swap party.


For you guys it's nostalgic.  For me it's in my Swiss blood.

Although I will fully admit a bellyful of Aunt Loti's cheese fondu is not conducive to sextytime.  Sleepytime at best.
 
2014-02-13 05:02:31 PM
homemade heart-shaped pizza.  make it together every year, drink wine and shoot pool.  Our kind of romance

did it before we had kids, now it just starts after the kids are in bed.
 
2014-02-13 05:03:37 PM
I make the same dinner for my wife every Valentine's Day:  Ribeye, baked potato, and wedge salad with blue cheese dressing.  Low calorie it is not, but so what.
 
2014-02-13 05:05:31 PM

generalDisdain: My wife is making creme brulee with chocolate ganache.


Creme brulee is stupid easy to make. Just time-consuming. I should make some. Om nom nom....
 
2014-02-13 05:06:02 PM
Alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Then rut like nasty pigs. Repeat.
That's my recipe.
/Michelin starred chef.
 
2014-02-13 05:06:15 PM

MissFeasance: I don't know yet.  We have this lemon pasta the dude's mom brought us from italy.  We were going to use that but I can't decide whether to go in search of scallops or what.  I also want to make some linzer cookies but I don't know if I'm going to get around to that either.


You got it! If you make a lemon crème sauce (big pain in the ass, but worth it), almost ANY light seafood will rock it. Scallops are your pal - if you need a recipe, let me know...
 
2014-02-13 05:07:47 PM
I'm gonna make a variety of spotted dick: Long Pudding.

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Just kidding, I'll be watching Breaking Bad.

/The KKK took my baby away
//Ok, not the KKK
///Her job with the army
 
2014-02-13 05:09:40 PM
A minty Godiva bar is always a welcome treat after a delicious dinner.
 
2014-02-13 05:10:12 PM
I'm thinking Hungry Man dinner. I just can't decide between the chicken-strips pub meal, or bourbon-beef. In any event, there's going to be a forty-ounce malt liquor to down as I'm weeping in front of the television in my underwear.
 
2014-02-13 05:10:14 PM
Alone is much happier.

Reheated hamburger helper, Beer, chocolate.  After dinner: warm milk and honey.
Video games and anime.
 
2014-02-13 05:10:22 PM

CygnusDarius: I'm gonna make a variety of spotted dick: Long Pudding.

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Just kidding, I'll be watching Breaking Bad.

/The KKK took my baby away
//Ok, not the KKK
///Her job with the army


On the plus side, a sad percentage of valentine's day diners will wake up with an entirely different kind of spotted dick...
 
2014-02-13 05:13:17 PM
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Her choice for dinner. We'll get some green/red/yellow peppers, cheese, sour cream... maybe some  taco sauce.

Then some DVRed shows we are behind on, Episode or two of House of Cards and eating her Ghirardelli chocolates I bought her. Should be a nice night.
 
2014-02-13 05:13:28 PM
Mexican Party Pizza

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2014-02-13 05:15:25 PM
Salmon steaks:

easiest dinner to cook. ever. Its impossible to ruin salmon.
 
2014-02-13 05:15:31 PM
Chocolate fondue.  You have to be careful with the temperature though - too cool and it thickens, too hot and it burns your penis.
 
2014-02-13 05:17:02 PM
I'm picking up the makings for mixing a big old red headed slut for Mrs. Smurf then we're going to have a threesome with it.
 
2014-02-13 05:18:25 PM
caramel pecan cheesecake
 
2014-02-13 05:18:29 PM
MCdonalds reservations

http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/article/356381/8/Fast-food-chain-to-se r ve-Valentines-Day-meals
 
2014-02-13 05:18:50 PM
Not making it this year because my wife is out of town, but dark chocolate creme brulee is always a winner.
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2014-02-13 05:18:50 PM

m00: Salmon steaks:

easiest dinner to cook. ever. Its impossible to ruin salmon.


Yeeeeeeah.
Going to have to disagree with you there. If you cook it to the point that white jizz starts to ooze out then you've f*cked it.
 
2014-02-13 05:18:56 PM
Find your local $5 martini night and look for the single women.  You won't need a dinner plan.
 
2014-02-13 05:19:30 PM
Just trying to get the freshest, most succulent strawberries to dip in melted artisan chocolate can be a total nightmare on Valentine's Day.

http://goo.gl/pdkCi0
 
2014-02-13 05:19:39 PM

m00: Salmon steaks:

easiest dinner to cook. ever. Its impossible to ruin salmon.


Make sure you make fish bacon from the skin! It's godlike...
 
2014-02-13 05:19:52 PM
I just want to take this opportunity to remind the ladies out there that St. Valentines Day is NOT intended to be a one recipient celebration.

don't forget that men like flowers too & whatever else you may have in mind that tells him that he's your valentines.

.

I'm taking Ms. Isitoveryet out to a new sushi restaurant in our area tonight, tomorrow we're going to a local tap room to drink some love water (beer).
 
2014-02-13 05:19:57 PM

oldfarthenry: Diogenes: Fondu.

Difficulty:  Requires decent fondu pot.

I'd strongly NOT recommend Fondu if nudity is involved. Frying oil is too hot for the anus.

/was around in the 70's & know of what I speak


You get frying oil on your butt when you do fondu? Re-read the instructions. You're supposed to dip your CHEESE, not your cheeks.
 
2014-02-13 05:21:53 PM
Is cocaine a dessert ?
 
2014-02-13 05:22:41 PM
everyone should be eating out on Valentine's Day.

/iykwim
 
2014-02-13 05:22:43 PM
Hey I shoveled all that farking Snow without having a heart attack today didn't I? What else does Your little heart desire? My Sweetie Pie grumble grumble grumble....
 
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