Ashyukun: So, it's kind of like pretty much everything Rand Paul says?
James!: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]
Serious Black: "Because without bacon, things do not seem to go as well." - Ben Franklin
Doctor Funkenstein: "What a ni**er gotta do to get his dick wet up in this piece?"-Jesus
Oldiron_79: Well everyone knows how Lincoln really died, he was hammered to death in the ass.
serial_crusher: Meh, mistakes happen. I remember a good fark thread when some anti-war protestors picked up "There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war except its ending" from that old episode of Star Trek and attributed it to actual Lincoln. Good times. Can't find the thread now, since it was like 10 years ago. Crap, I'm getting old.
demaL-demaL-yeH: Dammit, Melvin is from Marana/Oro Valley/Casas Adobes, not Tucson.We did not elect that moron.
Nexzus: "What you talking about, Willis?" - Gary Coleman[blogs-images.forbes.com image 300x386]
Nexzus: "What you talking about, Willis?" - Gary Coleman
Delta1212: seventypercent:Would be better if the quote was "Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."
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