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(Huffington Post)   News: Discovery Channel To Mythbuster Fans: 'Abstain'... as channel yanks controversial sex episode. Fark: "Heh. Heh. He said "yank"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 18
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2014-02-13 03:20:33 PM  
22 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-02-13 02:49:46 PM  
22 votes:
Ah, I thought it was a case of "moral outrage". however, TFA tells us that the author, a lone wolf of entertainment and journalistic integrity, is having his series "Something I Have Never Heard Of and Will Never Watch or Read", blatantly stolen and plagiarized by the carrion feeding corporate vulture-bullies that are the combined two-headed dick dragon of Mythbusters and The Discovery Channel. He goes on to inform us, the fan club rooting for this underdog in this treacherous fight, that this is the third time his Ninja Lawyers have thrown their poison tipped cease and desist shurikens at this seemingly immortal animal that, while he has defeated three times before in a triumphant battle only eclipsed by such epics as "The Time I Sued the Paperboy for Damaging my Front Door", and "No, I Can and Will Trim Those Tree Branches", keeps coming back for more.

Will the two headed phallus monster return for another beating?! Will the Author finally get the recognition he deserves?!

Tune in at I Have No Idea on Sunday Through Monday for your next episode of "Something I Have Never Heard Of and Will Never Watch or Read" to find out.
2014-02-13 03:21:31 PM  
9 votes:
"After two weeks of masturbating and seeing no visible hair growing in the palm, I am going to call this myth busted, Adam".
2014-02-13 03:20:30 PM  
4 votes:
I was wondering what was going on until I gave up caring whoever this guy is because he just sounds like a whining-Hipster-type who came up with some web series and now wants to be recognized for a "know-nothing-about-dont-give-a-shiat-show" that apparently only a few folks in Australia have seen.

And now he prevents me seeing Kari Byron in a Mythbusters show about farking?!  Seriously, fark this guy!
2014-02-13 03:12:03 PM  
4 votes:
I got something I'd like to bust..

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2014-02-13 03:51:14 PM  
3 votes:
Right... totally original concept there...
img.spokeo.com

No two people could have the same idea...
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Completely unique, you are...
lanzone.info

Maybe there's some format we could use to test this theory...
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And to close out this post...
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I can do science me!
2014-02-13 11:09:24 PM  
1 votes:
Hello Fark --

This is the fat IP trolling Douchenozzle who created the series, This vs That...and is accusing the Discovery Channel and Mythbusters of taking work, ideas and content that belong to me.

Let me begin by saying: In my defense, I've also lost at the Emmys 13 times, as well... and if you could see the back of my head in that photo of me in the t-shirt, you'd also see that I'm beginning to show signs of a bald spot. Also, my cholesterol is too high.

Would you guys be up for a Google Hangout? I'd love to answer all your questions LIVE.

No holds barred. I'll answer all your questions...

You tell me when... and I'll be there.

Also, I could go fark myself.

It's up to you.

Best,
Jon
2014-02-13 07:15:39 PM  
1 votes:
Even funnayer are these comments from this site:

"By using my work, they have literally taken food from my children's mouths. They have endangered the welfare of my family."

1) 5-yard penalty for misuse of the word "literally"
2) Looking at your photo, I am doubting your claim that there is a food shortage at your home. And, if there is, that photo shows why.

(I'm saying he's fat.)

"Hotchkiss says he received a call from a Discovery executive last night (12/12/13) asking him to not go public with his story, but declining to offer any monetary compensation for his "stolen" work."

Translation: "Mr Hotchkiss? Yeah, Discovery here. I would advise you to refrain from going public with these accusations, as you're likely to be humiliated. No, we won't pay you to not embarrass yourself, dumbass."
2014-02-13 07:11:49 PM  
1 votes:
The flavor of sour grapes was so strong in that article, you could press it into a fine....whine

\here all night
\\tip your waitress
2014-02-13 05:22:09 PM  
1 votes:
Too bad this article is super lame and has nothing to do with busting sex myths.

I had heard a story once about 2 fat people having sexytime and the dude had used a bag of Doritos or something for a condom and the chick had forgotten about it. She goes to the doctor some time later and the doctor finds the bag in there.

So I want Mythbusters to do something on that.
2014-02-13 04:27:12 PM  
1 votes:
"Three's Company" stole my idea for the wacky misunderstanding episode.
2014-02-13 04:25:57 PM  
1 votes:

Cyber_Junk: Is NO ONE reading the whole story?

Mythbusters stole a whole bunch of this guy's ideas, made episodes of it, and then broadcast them in Australia.    Its pretty damn sleazy.   So they won't get broadcast in the US or Canada.  Who cares?   Mythbusters has already run away with the money.

Yes, we miss out on Kari.  That part sucks.   But why can't they think up their own ideas for a sex episode?


Science is all about repeatable results.
2014-02-13 04:13:19 PM  
1 votes:

Cyber_Junk: blahpers: Mythbusters stole a whole bunch of this guy's ideas, made episodes of it, and then broadcast them in Australia.

According to this guy, anyway.

So Australia is just a conspiracy of cartographers?

The Mythbusters photocopy of the ThisVSThat episode (a side by side comparison):
http://imgur.com/a/CnBLs


Wait, so "This" guy trolls Discovery Channel's Mythbusters board, plucks ideas from there, and then complains that they stole his idea when they get around to following up on the myth?

"They" stole "his" idea of putting cameras on the outside and inside of vehicles? And of showing a graphic of a race-course map?

Ho. Lee. shiat.

Color me convinced.
2014-02-13 03:43:07 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: I watch that show for the science...

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she blinded me with science!
2014-02-13 03:31:31 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Damn, and I really wanted to know whether or not the girl being on top prevents pregnancy.

Ya know, because of gravity and stuff.


It does if the girl is wearing a strap-on and the boy is a bottom.

};-)>
2014-02-13 03:26:09 PM  
1 votes:
I watch that show for the science...

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2014-02-13 03:24:32 PM  
1 votes:
Based on the writing in TFA, this guy has to worry about his writing being stolen like W Bush has to worry about someone copying from him during a Mensa test.
2014-02-13 03:19:53 PM  
1 votes:
There are some myths about Kari I'd like to bust.
 
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