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(WMTW Portland)   Woman creates cologne that makes men more appealing to cows. E-I-E-I-OOH   (wmtw.com) divider line 18
    More: Strange, Maine, livestock, cattle, farmers  
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884 clicks; posted to Geek » on 13 Feb 2014 at 2:32 PM (44 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-13 02:31:03 PM  

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2014-02-13 02:34:59 PM  
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2014-02-13 02:42:06 PM  
We all know how that works out in the end.

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2014-02-13 02:43:19 PM  
FFA chapters around the nation rejoice!
 
2014-02-13 02:47:00 PM  
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Approves
 
2014-02-13 02:52:01 PM  
I used to say that the worst part about making love to a cow was the need to get off the bucket and walk all the way around front for a kiss. Then a wonderful friend and TFarkette told me about how a cow needs to be "Stump Broke" so she'll turn around for you.

moo
 
2014-02-13 04:02:23 PM  
Mess with the bull get the whorns?
 
2014-02-13 04:48:00 PM  
Dagnabbit!

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2014-02-13 05:01:43 PM  
Why the hell would someone do this? Frustrated amorous cows (Great band name) tend to attack the object of their affections. I know a guy who got punted through a 6 strand barbed wire fence he was trying to repair by a homicidal bovine that was in heat at the time. Scared him badly and bruised him, but he was remarkably unharmed by the incident. I still don't know how he avoided getting barbed wire cuts.
 
2014-02-13 05:43:14 PM  

washington-babylon: Why the hell would someone do this? Frustrated amorous cows (Great band name) tend to attack the object of their affections. I know a guy who got punted through a 6 strand barbed wire fence he was trying to repair by a homicidal bovine that was in heat at the time. Scared him badly and bruised him, but he was remarkably unharmed by the incident. I still don't know how he avoided getting barbed wire cuts.


Probably landed on the part where he'd hung up his clothes.
 
2014-02-13 05:48:30 PM  
Chemical free, huh? I wonder what a perfect vacuum smells like.
 
2014-02-13 06:48:05 PM  

Jim DiGriz: Chemical free, huh? I wonder what a perfect vacuum smells like.


Asphyxiation.
 
2014-02-13 07:54:20 PM  

BumpInTheNight: washington-babylon: Why the hell would someone do this? Frustrated amorous cows (Great band name) tend to attack the object of their affections. I know a guy who got punted through a 6 strand barbed wire fence he was trying to repair by a homicidal bovine that was in heat at the time. Scared him badly and bruised him, but he was remarkably unharmed by the incident. I still don't know how he avoided getting barbed wire cuts.

Probably landed on the part where he'd hung up his clothes.


Nope, I saw it happen. Dude was tightening a loose strand of barbed wire with his back to the cow, and the cow spotted him from across the field and charged at full speed. Best we could guess the impact turned him horizontal and slotted him between the strands like a key. He had a great hatred for that beast for years after the incident.
 
2014-02-13 07:57:21 PM  

Jim DiGriz: Chemical free, huh? I wonder what a perfect vacuum smells like.


Oddly enough, that question has been answered.
 
2014-02-13 11:30:31 PM  
Do I smell a "Maine" tag on the horizon?
 
2014-02-13 11:40:09 PM  

FoonFlake: Do I smell a "Maine" tag on the horizon?


I think Texas has earned 'next' rights.
 
2014-02-14 12:39:36 AM  

R.A.Danny: I used to say that the worst part about making love to a cow was the need to get off the bucket and walk all the way around front for a kiss. Then a wonderful friend and TFarkette told me about how a cow needs to be "Stump Broke" so she'll turn around for you.

moo


In other news, if you want a country girl to think a little more of a city boy, be a city boy that knows what a stump broke cow is.
also, don't flinch when she talks about how fast she can neuter a hog.
 
2014-02-14 04:49:57 AM  
Useless. Everyone knows cows love to lick pussy:

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