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(KLTV Tyler)   Look, if you are going to break into a church, don't take a selfie. At the VERY least don't leave your phone at the scene of the crime. No? Well, okay then   (kltv.com) divider line 21
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2014-02-13 02:33:23 PM  
We should start an anti-crime program that focuses on giving away selfie-friendly phones in high crime areas.
 
2014-02-13 02:37:10 PM  
This could be a thesis.

Crime is frequently perpetrated by the stupid. Selfies are frequently perpetrated by the stupid.

Connection?
 
2014-02-13 02:37:42 PM  
Opie and Anthony strike again?
 
2014-02-13 02:39:57 PM  
How do you break into a Church? Aren't they supposed to be open all the time?
 
2014-02-13 02:42:39 PM  
Also, don't greenlight a link that redirects to KLTV.com home page on mobile.
 
2014-02-13 02:44:47 PM  
HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.
 
2014-02-13 02:44:48 PM  
You're not the boss of me schlubby!
 
2014-02-13 02:45:30 PM  

ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.


Kinky Kelly?
 
2014-02-13 02:46:16 PM  
Sounds to me like an 11 year old actually telling kids at school that he liked My Little Pony must have already had brain damage am I right?
 
2014-02-13 02:47:39 PM  
kltv.images.worldnow.com

It's even like a putrid zombie undead horse
 
2014-02-13 02:48:07 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: This could be a thesis.

Crime is frequently perpetrated by the stupid. Selfies are frequently perpetrated by the stupid.

Connection?


On it.www.modernviewpoint.com
 
2014-02-13 02:50:20 PM  

ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.


Are they saying the hanging caused the brain damage?  Because...you know...bronies...
 
2014-02-13 02:50:24 PM  

kobrakai: Agent Smiths Laugh: This could be a thesis.

Crime is frequently perpetrated by the stupid. Selfies are frequently perpetrated by the stupid.

Connection?

On it.[www.modernviewpoint.com image 850x348]


PINS AND NEEDLES!!
 
2014-02-13 02:53:13 PM  

ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.


I have to wonder what else you might find "funny".
 
2014-02-13 02:55:39 PM  

GanjSmokr: ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.

I have to wonder what else you might find "funny".


I took the story to imply that the brain damage was pre-existing and caused both the bronism and the suicide attempt.
 
2014-02-13 02:59:22 PM  

ransack.: GanjSmokr: ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.

I have to wonder what else you might find "funny".

I took the story to imply that the brain damage was pre-existing and caused both the bronism and the suicide attempt.


I see... so what's the "funny" part?
 
2014-02-13 03:03:22 PM  

GanjSmokr: ransack.: GanjSmokr: ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.

I have to wonder what else you might find "funny".

I took the story to imply that the brain damage was pre-existing and caused both the bronism and the suicide attempt.

I see... so what's the "funny" part?


media1.break.com
 
2014-02-13 03:14:15 PM  

ransack.: GanjSmokr: ransack.: GanjSmokr: ransack.: HAHA found a funnier story on the home page though!


HOUSTON, TX (KHOU/CNN) Men are lining up at a Texas tattoo parlor to get "My Little Pony" tattoos.

The men are getting inked up in support of an 11-year-old North Carolina boy who was bullied for saying he liked "My Little Pony." The youngster tried to hang him self and may have brain damage.

I have to wonder what else you might find "funny".

I took the story to imply that the brain damage was pre-existing and caused both the bronism and the suicide attempt.

I see... so what's the "funny" part?

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I think the mods might frown on you advertising your family's CD on FARK.
 
2014-02-13 03:41:48 PM  
Wow. This thread went off the rails faster than Shia LaBeouf at a red carpet premiere. Impressive.
 
2014-02-13 04:00:28 PM  

EdgeRunner: Wow. This thread went off the rails faster than Shia LaBeouf at a red carpet premiere. Impressive.


That's probably my bad for not laughing at stories about bullied kids attempting suicide.
 
2014-02-13 07:01:12 PM  
Is THIS where I post my horse-head meat recipes?? I can never get back to...
 
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