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(Huffington Post)   The Simpson-Bowles anti-debt fiscal group is now operating at a loss. If only there were some kind of published report that explained how to meet your expenses based upon revenue   ( divider line 14
    More: Ironic, Commerce Secretary, expenses, debts, revenues  
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2014-02-13 02:26:22 PM
2014-02-13 02:29:30 PM  
They should go hunt down both Simpson and Bowles and make them personally pay off the debts for the cat food commission. Then kick them in the jaw.
2014-02-13 02:46:35 PM  
I'm stunned this group couldn't fund itself with massive grassroots activism. Stunned!
2014-02-13 03:12:49 PM  
The Simpson Bowls group also operated at a loss, until they picked up a wealthy benefactor who loved doughy mascots
2014-02-13 03:15:43 PM  
At its start, the group gained notoriety when Simpson danced Gangnam style in a promotional video.

so all they need to do is survive for another 5 years and they can get a spot on tosh.0
2014-02-13 03:54:00 PM  
It is like the local school system, spend it all so you can justify asking for more.
2014-02-13 03:56:38 PM  
Surprisingly, young people don't like having old rich white guys yell at them about how selfish and greedy they are
2014-02-13 04:04:38 PM  
I can see the flaw in their system: it's not clearly stated that step one to getting out of debt is "give us money".
2014-02-13 04:06:30 PM  
i believe they based their economic model on the Republican's Ask Your Parents for Money method.
2014-02-13 04:11:33 PM
2014-02-13 04:19:49 PM  
And another jihad from Pete Petersen peters out. His lackeys Simpleton and Bowels failed him.

I can just imagine Petey in his mansion right now, foam flying off his sputtering lips while his servants have to endure howls of "BUT I WAS THIS CLOSE TO DESTROYING SOCIAL SECURITY!!!!" and "CURSE YOU, ELIZABETH WARRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! CURSE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" echoing through the dark empty halls.
2014-02-13 04:27:16 PM  

Triple Oak: I can see the flaw in their system: it's not clearly stated that step one to getting out of debt is "give us money".

Of course not. Do you want to encourage the lower orders to ask for more money?
2014-02-13 05:32:21 PM  
I don't see any mention that Bowles is involved with this group.
2014-02-13 05:32:38 PM  


Like a war machine equal to the rest of the world combined?
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