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(Pew Research)   Rarely is the question asked: Is our husbands learning?   ( divider line
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4398 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 3:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-13 03:34:38 PM  
3 votes:
He only began learning once I got the taser.
2014-02-13 03:30:41 PM  
3 votes:
My wife read this to me, and she said I agree.
2014-02-13 03:13:05 PM  
3 votes:
They couldn't have been that smart to begin with, or they wouldn't have gotten married.
2014-02-13 03:46:43 PM  
2 votes:

fiddlehead: cowgirl toffee: He only began learning once I got the taser.

Shock collars are also effective.

Yeah... I used those until he finally started to get the concept of "heel, sit, and stay".
2014-02-13 03:19:53 PM  
2 votes:
Well I learned only to leave the toilet seat up on purpose to tease her.

I mean seriously, LOOK DOWN DUMMY.
2014-02-13 08:23:41 PM  
1 vote:
I'd rather have a hot, dumb wife than a plain, smart one. Actually, I'd rather have a hot, smart wife than a plain, smart wife. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'd like one hot wife, please.
2014-02-13 08:05:49 PM  
1 vote:
As long as someone in the house is putting food on their families, there is still hope, where wings take dream.
2014-02-13 05:42:12 PM  
1 vote:
Women mature faster and are quicker to excel at the tasks of sitting, reading, and paying attention that our teaching methods require for success.  This is why many people still believe in single-sex education as it equalizes some of these natural differences that occur as children mature.  We use age as the determining factor for what children belong in what grade when in fact mental and emotional maturity are far more important factors.

I prefer smart women.  That way when I fark her brains out, it really means something.
2014-02-13 03:47:41 PM  
1 vote:
It's anti-intellectualism by the GOP is taking it's toll.  Who wants to be some over educated fairy amirite?  All you need is some common sense, a hammer, and a truck -- at least until the liberals ban them all.

It's what social decline looks like.
2014-02-13 03:40:07 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: They couldn't have been that smart to begin with, or they wouldn't have gotten married.

2014-02-13 03:22:33 PM  
1 vote:

Tomahawk513: Mrs. Tomahawk has a master's and I've only got a B.S.  I still make more though, which is pretty farked up.

Actually when you think about it, she gets all of her money and half of yours....
2014-02-13 03:18:39 PM  
1 vote:
Since, ideally, I was going to have to talk to her for the rest of my life. I decided to go for someone smarter than me. Marriage, my friends, is virtually all conversation.
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