fiddlehead: cowgirl toffee: He only began learning once I got the taser.Shock collars are also effective.
Agent Smiths Laugh: They couldn't have been that smart to begin with, or they wouldn't have gotten married.
Tomahawk513: Mrs. Tomahawk has a master's and I've only got a B.S. I still make more though, which is pretty farked up.
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