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9194 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 3:29 PM (28 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-13 03:34:26 PM
5 votes:
they should've thrown another ball down the lane, that would've dislodged him
2014-02-13 04:09:19 PM
4 votes:
A genius pre-schooler, way ahead of his time, is reenacting one of his favorite scenes from Deer Hunter...and all of you jerks say he should be on a leash?  I say give that kid a camera and a Kickstarter.
2014-02-13 03:33:16 PM
4 votes:
i blame old spice

www.marketmenot.com
2014-02-13 03:52:14 PM
3 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why child leashesparenting should be mandatory

Your kid isn't an animal, don't treat it like one.


You obviously haven't met my kid then.  And besides, the dog listens to commands.
2014-02-13 02:16:56 PM
3 votes:

i253.photobucket.com

2014-02-13 04:26:19 PM
2 votes:
Leashes won't help you train your kids.  That's what the shock collars are for.
2014-02-13 04:15:17 PM
2 votes:
I always put my illegitimate children on choker chains. They are PETA approved.
2014-02-13 04:02:47 PM
2 votes:

zimbomba63: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Child leashes are for parents too stupid or unwilling to parent

Have twins and say that.  When our twins were about 2 1/2, there was a picture in the newspaper of my wife with the twins on leashes, one going north, at full speed, the other headed south.


So, like this?

www.flashbackweekend.com
2014-02-13 03:58:41 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

/this leash demeans us both
2014-02-13 03:46:04 PM
2 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Child leashes are for parents too stupid or unwilling to parent


Have twins and say that.  When our twins were about 2 1/2, there was a picture in the newspaper of my wife with the twins on leashes, one going north, at full speed, the other headed south.
2014-02-13 03:43:12 PM
2 votes:
Seen bowling the next lane over.

www.macroevolution.net
2014-02-13 03:38:08 PM
2 votes:
members.jacksonville.com

HEAL!!
2014-02-13 03:35:25 PM
2 votes:
But then the leash would have clogged up the ball return...
2014-02-13 03:35:18 PM
2 votes:
If I remember my Freudian psychology correctly, this child will grow up to have an aversion to women with large mouths.
2014-02-13 03:31:55 PM
2 votes:
l2.yimg.com

Phillip?
2014-02-13 07:34:12 PM
1 votes:

Fano: cgraves67: If I remember my Freudian psychology correctly, this child will grow up to have an aversion to women with large mouths.

So, no oral from the chick from 4 Non Blondes? I mean seriously, she could fit like 8 dicks in there.


You couldn't get a dick past her lips with a sledgehammer.
2014-02-13 05:09:01 PM
1 votes:
Before my second kid, I was in the "how about be a parent and watch your kid" crowd.  My second kid...
So what colors do they come in?  Do they make retractable ones so you can give 'em some slack or real 'em back in?  How difficult are they for the kid to take off?
2014-02-13 05:06:31 PM
1 votes:
I have a station wagon. Maybe I could start a kid walking service and start petitioning the city council to build a few off-leash areas to help with socialization.
2014-02-13 04:40:55 PM
1 votes:
As a non-parent, can someone tell meat what age does it become unacceptable to duct-tape your kid to a chair?
I mean, suppose you have to go out and just can't afford or find a baby-sitter? Is the duct-tape method really that bad?
2014-02-13 04:32:54 PM
1 votes:
My dog is better behaved than your kids and it's forced to have a leash on. I support leashed children.
2014-02-13 04:27:34 PM
1 votes:
After 3 strikes, shiatty parents should be given genital piercings. I am talking "D bolt" and not some little stud.

Then clip the end of the child leash onto the D bolt.

Those kids would be back under control in no time.
2014-02-13 04:27:03 PM
1 votes:
This kid only knocked down 8 pins, so the parents were about to send the other kid down to pick up the spare.
2014-02-13 04:07:08 PM
1 votes:
The kid's a real pinhead.
2014-02-13 04:06:07 PM
1 votes:

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: zimbomba63: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Child leashes are for parents too stupid or unwilling to parent

Have twins and say that.  When our twins were about 2 1/2, there was a picture in the newspaper of my wife with the twins on leashes, one going north, at full speed, the other headed south.

So, like this?

[www.flashbackweekend.com image 800x451]


I get the feeling that isn't from one of the videos of tied up girls that I watch five minutes at a time.
2014-02-13 04:05:57 PM
1 votes:
EvilEgg
Try having twins. They can take off in two separate directions faster than you can react. You can leave one to go chase the other.

/Leashes my kids occasionally.


Get good with a whip or a lasso, Indiana Jones style.
2014-02-13 03:59:52 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-02-13 03:54:26 PM
1 votes:

cherryl taggart: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Why child leashesparenting should be mandatory

Your kid isn't an animal, don't treat it like one.

You obviously haven't met my kid then.  And besides, the dog listens to commands.


Sounds like you should have stuck with the dog.
2014-02-13 03:54:12 PM
1 votes:
Toddlers, dude.
3.bp.blogspot.com
/keep the brat away from jesus
2014-02-13 03:54:02 PM
1 votes:
Pincy:
Sorry, you fail for using "28 months old".  Your kid is two.

Lol.  He could even get away with two and a half, but yeah, stop using months once your kid is one unless you're talking to a pediatrician.
2014-02-13 03:51:07 PM
1 votes:

Nexzus: Before I had a kid, I would look at parents with their kids on leashes and shake my head, wondering how hard I would be hit if I asked "does he know any tricks"

Now that my little guy is 28 months old, I do have an understanding why a parent would use a child leash. I would never, ever do it, but I do understand.


Sorry, you fail for using "28 months old".  Your kid is two.
2014-02-13 03:48:37 PM
1 votes:

StrikitRich: [members.jacksonville.com image 700x431]

HEAL!!


HEAL, JESUS CHILD!! HEAL!!
:P
2014-02-13 03:45:42 PM
1 votes:
Before I had a kid, I would look at parents with their kids on leashes and shake my head, wondering how hard I would be hit if I asked "does he know any tricks"

Now that my little guy is 28 months old, I do have an understanding why a parent would use a child leash. I would never, ever do it, but I do understand.
2014-02-13 03:44:22 PM
1 votes:
It's Eau Claire Wisconsin. The only things to do are drinking, bowling, and drinking while bowling. I think the median age in that town goes up or down 40 years depending on whether the college kids are in town.

/Grew up there
2014-02-13 03:40:07 PM
1 votes:
Why child leashesparenting should be mandatory

Your kid isn't an animal, don't treat it like one.
2014-02-13 03:34:52 PM
1 votes:
Toddlers make excellent bowling balls and/or pins.
2014-02-13 03:33:12 PM
1 votes:
Dear White People,

Stop putting your kids on leashes.

Sincerely,

Everybody Else

P.S. This story is less "put your kid on a leash" and more "don't bring your toddler to a bowling alley."
 
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