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(Action A Go-Go)   Fake Paul Verhoeven interview craps on new Robocop film, talks about drug fueled orgies, Total Recall, and Sharon Stone's vagina. Just another Thursday for my new hero, Fake Paul Verhoeven   (actionagogo.com) divider line 31
    More: Asinine, Paul Verhoeven, Sharon Stone, Total Recall, RoboCop, drug-fueled  
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2014-02-13 01:46:05 PM  
I couldn't even make it past the introductory run-on sentence.

I realize everyone writing for the Web is a brain dead moran, but is it too hard to paste your text into MS Word, and run grammar check?
 
2014-02-13 01:50:44 PM  
Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.
 
2014-02-13 02:00:34 PM  
Fake Who?
 
2014-02-13 02:05:17 PM  
Is there such a thing as an auto-redlight filter on submissions?

Can it PLEASE be applied to anything from Action A-Go-Go so us liters don't have to be reminded that crappy site exists?
 
2014-02-13 02:07:14 PM  
I'd ask if that was the first draft, but that would imply there was more than one.
 
2014-02-13 02:18:09 PM  

moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.


Sharon Stone's vag?
 
2014-02-13 02:40:31 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?



I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term
 
2014-02-13 02:53:13 PM  
Most people from this generation won't give one shiat about the classics if it wasn't for remakes. I never would've seen the original The Day the Earth Stood Still if it wasn't for the remake
 
2014-02-13 03:10:46 PM  
Meh.
 
2014-02-13 03:20:20 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Most people from this generation won't give one shiat about the classics if it wasn't for remakes. I never would've seen the original The Day the Earth Stood Still if it wasn't for the remake


Wtf they made a remake?

/seen the original
/probably before it was cool
 
2014-02-13 03:33:27 PM  

Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term


Oh you're one of those pedantic assholes? Turns out, farkface, "vagina" is the culturally accepted synonym for vulva. Get the fark over it already. 99.9% of us aren't doctors. We don't give a fark.
 
2014-02-13 03:41:55 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: drjekel_mrhyde: Most people from this generation won't give one shiat about the classics if it wasn't for remakes. I never would've seen the original The Day the Earth Stood Still if it wasn't for the remake

Wtf they made a remake?

/seen the original
/probably before it was cool


The remake stars Keanu Reeves and Jaden Smith. Inexplicably, neither portray Gort.
 
2014-02-13 03:43:12 PM  

Dimensio: Plant Rights Activist: drjekel_mrhyde: Most people from this generation won't give one shiat about the classics if it wasn't for remakes. I never would've seen the original The Day the Earth Stood Still if it wasn't for the remake

Wtf they made a remake?

/seen the original
/probably before it was cool

The remake stars Keanu Reeves and Jaden Smith. Inexplicably, neither portray Gort.


Don't forget Jennifer Connelly.

/Dammit, now I have wood.
 
2014-02-13 04:07:32 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term

Oh you're one of those pedantic assholes? Turns out, farkface, "vagina" is the culturally accepted synonym for vulva. Get the fark over it already. 99.9% of us aren't doctors. We don't give a fark.


What ever happened to "pussy"? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2014-02-13 06:29:10 PM  
So basically it's a poorly written opinion piece.
 
2014-02-13 07:09:10 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: B.L.Z. Bub: Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term

Oh you're one of those pedantic assholes? Turns out, farkface, "vagina" is the culturally accepted synonym for vulva. Get the fark over it already. 99.9% of us aren't doctors. We don't give a fark.

What ever happened to "pussy"? It's a perfectly cromulent word.


It does tends to embiggen the smallest man.
 
2014-02-13 10:39:46 PM  
There's a real Paul Verhoeven? Robocop, The Running Man and you could make a case that Total Recall are satires. But he calls all his other films like Showgirls and The Hollow Man deep satirical allegories to cover the fact  that they're trash.It's cool, there isn't a filmmaker alive who didn't make a /basic Instinct. Just don't try to declare them all as high art. CAnd has he made one movie where a woman wasn't brutalized?

Anyway, RoboCop, Total Recall and to a lesser extent Basic Instinct were great films.
 
2014-02-13 11:33:29 PM  
Saw the new one.  It wasn't bad, but it lacked everything that made the first one good.  From the vicious satire to the over-the-top violence that ended up parodying itself, the original grabbed you by the throat and forced you to confront how ridiculous the 80's were.  The remake had some things to say but took itself too seriously.  I did like Sam Jackson though.
 
2014-02-14 12:13:05 AM  

Mentat: Saw the new one.  It wasn't bad, but it lacked everything that made the first one good.  From the vicious satire to the over-the-top violence that ended up parodying itself, the original grabbed you by the throat and forced you to confront how ridiculous the 80's were.  The remake had some things to say but took itself too seriously.  I did like Sam Jackson though.


They could have satirized our paranoia and the losing our freedoms or this increasing schism between the right and left. Just everything that sucks right now. But they made a generic PG-13 action romp. But hey, the FX were better.
 
2014-02-14 12:14:35 AM  
I'll rent that for a dollar...

At Redbox.
 
2014-02-14 12:20:07 AM  
I think Half in the Bag has it right...modern remakes are totally forgotten within 3 months.

Remember the Total Recall remake?

/I don't except for Walter White being in it
 
2014-02-14 12:24:28 AM  

Strolpol: I think Half in the Bag has it right...modern remakes are totally forgotten within 3 months.

Remember the Total Recall remake?

/I don't except for Walter White being in it


You guys on this site really fellate Red Letter Media.

/but remakes do suck
//except for the obvious ones
 
2014-02-14 12:38:57 AM  
I didnt mind the Total Recall remake, very visually pleasing and great action but story wise it was a little hollow. Robocop remake will also be a redbox rental.
 
2014-02-14 02:03:00 AM  

Mugato: Mentat: Saw the new one.  It wasn't bad, but it lacked everything that made the first one good.  From the vicious satire to the over-the-top violence that ended up parodying itself, the original grabbed you by the throat and forced you to confront how ridiculous the 80's were.  The remake had some things to say but took itself too seriously.  I did like Sam Jackson though.

They could have satirized our paranoia and the losing our freedoms or this increasing schism between the right and left. Just everything that sucks right now. But they made a generic PG-13 action romp. But hey, the FX were better.


They had the core of a good satire.  ED-209's marching through Tehran saying "Peace be upon you" was pretty funny.  But they never really went anywhere with it.  Detroit didn't even really seem that dangerous.  In the original, you actually believed that Detroit was a lawless hellhole on the verge of complete anarchy if OCP didn't step in.  This Detroit was just lifeless.
 
2014-02-14 02:08:11 AM  

Strolpol: I think Half in the Bag has it right...modern remakes are totally forgotten within 3 months.

Remember the Total Recall remake?

/I don't except for Walter White being in it


They left out all of the psychic / metaphysical aspects of the remake... That's why it didn't sit well with audiences... The remake sucked, because it was incredibly shallow and stupid.
 
2014-02-14 04:40:23 AM  

Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term


Actually it was shown in the theatres. I remember the audience reaction when I went to see the film on opening day. :)

And personally I don't care if a man says "vagina" when he's speaking about labia, or whatever else externally, just don't rename the clit and we're good. :)
 
2014-02-14 06:32:40 AM  

wadjet: Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term

Actually it was shown in the theatres. I remember the audience reaction when I went to see the film on opening day. :)

And personally I don't care if a man says "vagina" when he's speaking about labia, or whatever else externally, just don't rename the clit and we're good. :)


So nubbin' is a no-go then?
 
2014-02-14 07:37:14 AM  
Isn't parody supposed to be funny?
 
2014-02-14 10:00:38 AM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Strolpol: I think Half in the Bag has it right...modern remakes are totally forgotten within 3 months.

Remember the Total Recall remake?

/I don't except for Walter White being in it

They left out all of the psychic / metaphysical aspects of the remake... That's why it didn't sit well with audiences... The remake sucked, because it was incredibly shallow and stupid.


What I didn't get was why was there was a 3 breasted chick in the remake? Mars wasn't a part of the remake. No Mars, no mutants. No mutants, no  3 breasted chicks.
 
2014-02-14 10:04:09 AM  

wadjet: Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term

Actually it was shown in the theatres. I remember the audience reaction when I went to see the film on opening day. :)

And personally I don't care if a man says "vagina" when he's speaking about labia, or whatever else externally, just don't rename the clit and we're good. :)


Actually he's right. She spread her legs but you couldn't really see anything because of the lighting.
 
2014-02-14 10:21:52 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Leader O'Cola: B.L.Z. Bub: moos: Subby,

I'd buy all of those things for a dollar, except one.

Sharon Stone's vag?


I must have missed something.  Never saw it in Basic Instinct.
Then again, apparently most farkers have never seen one given the incessant incorrect usage of the term

Oh you're one of those pedantic assholes? Turns out, farkface, "vagina" is the culturally accepted synonym for vulva. Get the fark over it already. 99.9% of us aren't doctors. We don't give a fark.


^ Wal-Mart shopper. Honey Boo-boo viewer.
 
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