micah1701: in before the anit-second-amendment folks claim that carrying for self protection doesn't stop crimes.
JohnReddy: "That sounds like the fruits of a robbery."I didn't know that the fruits of a robbery made sounds. Do they sound different from the fruits of murder or kidnapping?
RedfordRenegade: Gary has a detective named James Bond. I bet a lot of those senior's were shaken, not stirred.
Harry Freakstorm: "Someone from inside the social club returned fire and shot the suspect," King told reporters. "When he came in he told everybody to get on the floor and he had a gun. He was armed with a weapon. That sounds like the fruits of a robbery."I thought the fruits of the robbery was the loot. Fruit? Loot? Fruit Loot! Ah say, Ah say, almost a pun, there.
AugieDoggyDaddy: Seems like nobody really gives a rat's fark who shot the perp
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